It Was The Last Name. You Cant Convince Me Of Anything Else.

it was the last name. you can’t convince me of anything else.

hermes had TWO kids with the stolls mom. like she had him hooked. she had a GOD hooked. go mama stoll.

Marauders Realisation:

The map states their names in the order; Moony, Wormtail, Padfood and Prongs.

If you think about it, it’s in the order of their death, but reversed.

Prongs (1981)

Padfoot (1996)

Wormtail (1998 - Malfoy Manor)

Moony (1998 - Battle of Hogwarts)

What if I wrote mental asylum/psychiatric ward slytherin skittles fic? Based on the torture poets department?

Like walburga catch jegulus (who have only been dating for a fortnight) and sends regulus there in which he entered the ‘cruciatus room’ and undergoes like a lobotomy.

Barty is a psychiatrist there (we need to explore how smart he is, canonically) and falls in love with Evan (who is a psychopath) and we have some sort of Harley Quinn and the joker variant romance thing. (I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can))

Dorcas is there because she went non verbal and low response after Marlene died (would have occurred pre start of fic) and we have a grief journey there. (Loml)

Then pandora (twins with Evan) is schizophrenic but also someone really calming. (Cassandra)

But suddenly walburga died and disowned Sirius inherited Grimauld and while going through her office finds outlet what she did to Reg and we have a whole psychiatric break in by the Marauders.

The journey of like regulus’ recovery would like feature most of the other songs on the album?

WOULD PEOPLE READ THIS OR AN I JUST BEING ADHD HYPER-FIXATION

Happy news years everyone. Thought of this last night after finishing All the Young dudes.

Madam pomfrey deserves way more recognition than she currently receives.

Harry Potter Realisation

So we all know the Filch was the caretaker (janitor) right? Which means he would have had to like clean the bathrooms.

More specifically the GIRLS bathrooms ...

I’m just gonna leave that here and have you all come up with your own awkward imaginings of Filch cleaning female toilets.

I’ve just finished A Court of Silver Flames and you cannot tell me that it is healthy to think about sex that much. Like no fucking way is that healthy.