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Having A Baby:

Having a baby:

Trix: *to Will, Zoey and Anthony* my wife Abbey and I are having three babies

Will: congratulations

Trix: *slams three sets of adoption papers on the table* they're you three, sign these

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2 years ago

Trix's self worth:

Kidnapper: give me 5,000 credits and I will return your friend to you unharmed

Trix: *tied up in a chair and looking extremely offended* hey, I am worth far more than 5,000

Trix: let's make it 10 MILLION

Hunter: *on the other end of the phone and nearly crying with exasperation* TRIX I SWEAR-


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2 years ago

I will drive over and smack you:

Daniel: see, see, one day you're gonna look back on this and laugh

Joey: I assure you, for the rest of my life every time I look back on this I will personally drive over to your house and smack you


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2 years ago

When I was short:

Hunter: you know when I was short I was able to sneak into some really tight spaces

Crosshair: *snorts*

Hunter: *glaring* what

Crosshair: was


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2 years ago

Self restraint:

Cobalt: what did you do today Crosshair

Crosshair: prevented a murder

Cobalt: a murder, who's

Crosshair: Wrecker's

Cobalt: someone tried to kill Wrecker, how'd you stop them

Crosshair: self restraint


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2 years ago

Then there's this moron:

*Hunter is introducing the bad batch to a bunch of school children*

Hunter: the man behind that booth over there is Cobalt, this is Trix, Tech, Wrecker

Hunter and Crosshair: *pointing at each other* then there's this moron


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