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I Will Drive Over And Smack You:
I will drive over and smack you:
Daniel: see, see, one day you're gonna look back on this and laugh
Joey: I assure you, for the rest of my life every time I look back on this I will personally drive over to your house and smack you
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So it's a fair fight:
*a bunch of regs corner Wrecker*
Wrecker: come at me morons
Reg: if you haven't noticed there are six of us and one of you
Wrecker: so it's a fair fight
*A minute later the Regs are unconscious*
Wrecker: I guess not
Limbo with lasers:
Wrecker: what if we play limbo with lasers
Hunter: *horrified* what if we didn't
Crosshair: *grinning in the usual Crosshair way* better yet, what if we did
Hunter: ABSOLUTELY NOT
Then he called me dad:
*James calls Wrecker dad for the first time*
The next day:
James: *to Daniel with a shocked look on his face* then I called him Dad
Wrecker: *to the bad batch while sobbing tears of joy into his hands* then he called me dad
What's a freak show:
Crosshair: you're lucky you're so cute otherwise I would have sold you to the freak show by now
Omega: what's a freak show
Tech: it's like our squad but People pay to see it
Having a baby:
Trix: *to Will, Zoey and Anthony* my wife Abbey and I are having three babies
Will: congratulations
Trix: *slams three sets of adoption papers on the table* they're you three, sign these