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I Will Drive Over And Smack You:

I will drive over and smack you:

Daniel: see, see, one day you're gonna look back on this and laugh

Joey: I assure you, for the rest of my life every time I look back on this I will personally drive over to your house and smack you

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2 years ago

So it's a fair fight:

*a bunch of regs corner Wrecker*

Wrecker: come at me morons

Reg: if you haven't noticed there are six of us and one of you

Wrecker: so it's a fair fight

*A minute later the Regs are unconscious*

Wrecker: I guess not


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2 years ago

Limbo with lasers:

Wrecker: what if we play limbo with lasers

Hunter: *horrified* what if we didn't

Crosshair: *grinning in the usual Crosshair way* better yet, what if we did

Hunter: ABSOLUTELY NOT


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2 years ago

Then he called me dad:

*James calls Wrecker dad for the first time*

The next day:

James: *to Daniel with a shocked look on his face* then I called him Dad

Wrecker: *to the bad batch while sobbing tears of joy into his hands* then he called me dad


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2 years ago

What's a freak show:

Crosshair: you're lucky you're so cute otherwise I would have sold you to the freak show by now

Omega: what's a freak show

Tech: it's like our squad but People pay to see it


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2 years ago

Having a baby:

Trix: *to Will, Zoey and Anthony* my wife Abbey and I are having three babies

Will: congratulations

Trix: *slams three sets of adoption papers on the table* they're you three, sign these


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