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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible
Listen, I’m all for having perfect fantasies for sex where they’re very perfectly planned out, but sometimes I wish we focused more on the genuine sex experience because fuck some things are hot.
Like slipping out of them and needing to get guided back in, having to take my tcock out of their mouth to laugh at me stuttering when I'm praising/shaming them, taking breaks to breathe, having to stop to clean toys, giggling together at the silly noises bodies just make, etc. etc. etc. Like sure fantasies where everything goes perfectly right are hot, but when you add the realness of sex to them, they send me into orbit.
love seeing my girlfriend dressed up, she’s literally the prettiest person in the world and she’s so fucking breath taking in suits and dresses. i can’t handle all that, i’ve got asthma
love when i say something so fucking stupid and she immediately kisses me after (and vice versa); i rarely feel dumb around her, i can be genuinely and jokingly dumb without embarrassment
feeling particularly gay tonight (i keep smiling when i think of him)
not be horny on main but.....when boys hold ur hand and u feel so safe...
i have a turn on in the most literal sense of the word. kiss my neck? boom. im hard. fuck. its not even just a thing that i like. its literally just flipping a switch that makes me asasjsjsndnsndbhhhhhhh
i just want a big strong pretty boy to take care of me,,
SFW
I love how easy it is to talk to him about anything, even when it's subjects that used to make me uncomfortable. He makes me feel so safe and I just hope I do the same for him -🐈⬛
literally give me neck kisses and ill just forget how to speak. PLEASEEEEEE.
need to make shirts of him. my boy.