Catastrophywife69 - Oh, Hi There!

Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

love seeing my girlfriend dressed up, she’s literally the prettiest person in the world and she’s so fucking breath taking in suits and dresses. i can’t handle all that, i’ve got asthma

love when i say something so fucking stupid and she immediately kisses me after (and vice versa); i rarely feel dumb around her, i can be genuinely and jokingly dumb without embarrassment

i have a turn on in the most literal sense of the word. kiss my neck? boom. im hard. fuck. its not even just a thing that i like. its literally just flipping a switch that makes me asasjsjsndnsndbhhhhhhh

SFW

I love how easy it is to talk to him about anything, even when it's subjects that used to make me uncomfortable. He makes me feel so safe and I just hope I do the same for him -🐈‍⬛