Me, Reading The Summary Of A Self-insert Story:

Me, reading the summary of a self-insert story:

Warnings: Swearing, Smut, Degrading/Harsh name-calling

Me: ...?! WE WERE JUST GOING TO DO A PROJECT, WHY MUST WE SCREW?!

Brain, tired of my crap: *Blinks* You have smut in the search bar, what were you expecting???

Me: I don’t know-

Brain: YOU ARE AN ACE

SEARCHING

SELF

INSERT

SMUT

Me: B U T ? !

Somewhat invested so +5 instead of 10,

I am addicted to caffeinated pop so +5

60/70, wow, I am gay. (Ace/aro, but limited edition.)

what's your gay score??

cannot sit correctly +10

emotionally unstable +10

dyed hair +5

boots +5

deeply invested in politics due to your very rights being constantly questioned +10

iffy relationship with father +15

has a Tumblr +5

addicted to either iced coffee or energy drinks +10

SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND LET MEN WEAR DRESSES IF THEY WISH TO.

Sincerely,

A person who agrees with this statement.

Over a decade, I've been a shipper.

This is the first time I thought it actually meant a ship.

Ship moments in Endgame

Stony: Cap running to help Tony out of the ship despite the fact Tony’s wife and bff were the same distance as him; Tony talking about Cap’s butt

Thruce: Bruce taking care of drunk Thor; Thor stroking Bruce’s head after he collasped

Captain Ant: Scott talking about Steve’s butt

Clintasha: Nat searching for Clint; the cliff fight done to spare the other from death; Nat scraficing herself for Clint’s family

ScottHope: Most of Scott’s lines are about her

Pepperony: canon; married; have a child

Stucky: 2023!Steve telling 2012!Steve that Bucky is alive and it shocks him so much he drops 2023!Steve; choked up goodbye scene

SamBucky: stood really close to each other during funeral

DraxThor and DraxQuill: Drax wanted them to physically fight each other over leadership

SteveSam: Steve nearly tripping when he hears Sam’s voice; “i’ll come with you”; Steve giving Sam the shield

Steggy: Steve looking at the compass multiple times; Steve talking about Peggy at therapy; Peggy having framed picture of skinny!Steve on her desk; Steve watching Peggy through the glass; Steve deciding to stay in the past to live his life with Peggy; their dance

Romanogers: are each others rock; constantly checking up on the other

Don't. ever. underestimate. my. intelligence. ever. again.

HOLY FRICK, I WAS RIGHT!!! I THEORISED THAT THE SECRET GUY WAS WILBUR AND AS THE “Finale of the Dream SMP” AS OF JANUARY 20TH, I WAS RIGHT.

Ha ha, you thought.

(This doesn't prove that I am a big Techno fan, shut up. *iykyk*)

TW: Schlatt and implied Assisted Suicide.

What if the other guy was Wilbur? Not Mexican Dream or someone.

I mean, Schlatt came back with, seemingly, ALL OF HIS MEMORIES. He knew it was a server, his place, everything.

If Wilbur was in his actual death clothing, or his outfit that he died in, his collar would hide most of his face and, since Wilbur doesn’t have the best mental state, he would be looking down. To Ghostbur, he could just be some guy in a tench coat and a beanie. There is a little chance that Ghostbur actually knows what he, himself, looks like. There are no mirrors, and if his hair stays in place and can’t fall into his eyes, he would have no clue that, that guy was Alivebur.

If my memory serves me correctly, he did say one of them looked familiar. The guy has no clue who Schlatt was.

If they messed up again, and Ghostbur starts getting a little TNT happy... Who's to say that they failed?

TW: Schlatt and implied Assisted Suicide.

What if the other guy was Wilbur? Not Mexican Dream or someone.

I mean, Schlatt came back with, seemingly, ALL OF HIS MEMORIES. He knew it was a server, his place, everything.

If Wilbur was in his actual death clothing, or his outfit that he died in, his collar would hide most of his face and, since Wilbur doesn’t have the best mental state, he would be looking down. To Ghostbur, he could just be some guy in a tench coat and a beanie. There is a little chance that Ghostbur actually knows what he, himself, looks like. There are no mirrors, and if his hair stays in place and can’t fall into his eyes, he would have no clue that, that guy was Alivebur.

If my memory serves me correctly, he did say one of them looked familiar. The guy has no clue who Schlatt was.

If they messed up again, and Ghostbur starts getting a little TNT happy... Who's to say that they failed?