He Just Went "Fuck This I'm Gonna Become A Vampire BY MYSELF!"

He just went "Fuck this I'm gonna become a vampire BY MYSELF!"

[writes about Jesus but it’s actually about being trans] [writes about being trans but it’s actually about Jesus]

knitting tutorial made by a twenty-something knitting influencer: 18 min long, 12 of those minutes being the intro and a sponsor plug, they show the first few steps of the tutorial at the slowest speed known to man, they show the most important steps at a neck-break speed, they stop every five seconds to talk about what they just did, 40,000 comments filled with questions ranging from insightful to “how do i knit”, filmed with a camera that costs more than a car, the tutorial is incorrect.

knitting tutorial made by a seventy-something grandmother: two min long, filmed 17 years ago, shows you what you want with the skilled patient hands of a beloved deity, made with the world’s shittiest camera, the best video on the fucking internet, four comments and 30 views, you lose the video and never find it again.

CBC

In this Indigenous heist movie, no cash or jewels are stolen. Instead, stolen belongings are taken back | CBC News

Filmed in Duncan, B.C., on the traditional territory of the Cowichan people, The Great Salish Heist follows an Indigenous archaeologist dete

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Part 2

A bit of foreshadowing