Enby Aoyama

enby aoyama

reporter: are you male or female?

aoyama: i am a star!

reporter: but what's in your pants?

aoyama: i'm glad you asked! these pants, which i designed by the way, are made out of...

Yo you should do headcanons with Class 1-A or Bakusquad with an s/o or a friend who’s a emergency medical responder during missions but is really goofy and what they overall think, I haven’t seen anyone request this before and actually was thinking about the medical field myself! Love your writing 💜

hey cato! i think that it’s really cool that you’re thinking about the medical field, especially with everything that’s going on right now. 

also, this prompt works really well for mha!

here you go:

the prohero!bakusquad being friends with an emr!goofy!reader

bakugou:

in the first few seconds he saw you in action, he thought that you were unprofessional

you tried making him laugh? on duty?

but you quickly proved him wrong

war flashbacks to you scolding his compressions and how they were too hard when adminstering cpr

since then, you've grown on him

he smirks whenever he sees you pull up in your van and throw him some catty remarks

despite the scowl he gives you when you crack a joke

he realizes how much effort you put into your work

you're just as much of a hero as he is

plus, you're more tolerable than the rest of his coworkers

then again, all of his coworkers are idiots

loves hearing you laugh

but if you confront him about it

he'll suddenly have to go back to his agency

ashido:

she can't understand how you find your area of work so interesting

and how you can lecture her for hours on how to splint someone and not get bored

you did that once

she simply nodded every other minute

please never do that again

she appreciates the fact that you can do what you do so well

but you know what she appreciates more?

your jokes

which are much easier to understand than "medical thingies"

she finds them hilarious

she'll retell them to anyone that is willing to listen

the first time you met

you guys hit it off really well

but she forgot to give you her phone number

big oopsies there

she had to ask around for weeks

was totally worth it though

kaminari:

likes you

a lot

a lot a lot

thinks you are the smartest person in the world

are we gonna forget about einstein

yes we are apparently

also thinks that you can bring people back from the dead

kaminari is going a bit too far with this one

he laughs at all your jokes

and will tell a few of his own

but not if you're in the middle of something

he knows that you need to focus for your work

but

kami would go to the ends of the earth to see you smile

he's not going braindead though

the one time he did that for you

he forgot that he was still on patrol duty

you had to shock him with your aed more than a few times

sero:

you guys have a secret handshake

friendship goals

it started off as a high five

and then it spiraled into a 30-second sequence

you will not talk to each other until you’ve done the handshake

he needs to be in the mood to deal with your goofiness

so don't feel down when he doesn't laugh at one of your jokes

he's probably had a rough day

but when he's in a good mood

he'll chuckle and ask for another

on a couple occasions, he's texted you medical questions in the middle of the night

most of which you are not qualified to answer

"can i use cpr on giraffes?"

"do i look like a veterinarian?"

"is that a no?"

"i can't with you."

kirishima:

unlike mina

he would be willing to sit through one of your splint presentations

your splintations?

your splintsentations?

i think he'd actually be ecstatic to listen

maybe even take some notes while he's at it

he says that

“i want to spend all the time i have with you”

"it'll come in handy in the field"

and it has

he's actually assisted you before

kiri's the kind of person who will send you a meme at 3am because he thinks you'll get a kick out of it

if you like getting your beauty sleep

he will apologize profusely in the morning

in the actual morning

when you're awake

and not half-asleep

jirou:

she already has a bit of medical knowledge

so she likes checking information against you

like kiri, she's able to assist you in the field

there have been multiple times where you've asked her to monitor someone's pulse

and by using her quirk, she's able to hear it lots better

loves feeling useful

she'll smile at your jokes when she's on duty

she won't make any of her own though

she'd rather save that for a time that doesn't require any of her focus

d e d i c a t i o n

just make sure to brace yourself for infinite teasing when she's off duty

"that joke that you made earlier though, i-"

cue her bursting into a full-blown laughter

brb going to write a heist mission starring these three-

hey there :D you’re leading a heist for VILE and are allowed to pick a crew of three other operatives to work alongside. who are you taking and why?

DEFINITELY El Topo, Paperstar, and Neal the eel.

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El Topo: Personal tunnel driller- this dude can literally bust into any building through his tunnels and ngl, that is pretty useful when you're getting chased or cornered.

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Paper Star: Her paper can slice through anything (depends on what type of paper she uses). She also has great accuracy which is useful for targeting something or someone who gets in the way of the heist. (Her humming also reminds me of Columbina.)

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Neal The Eel: He can greatly help when you need to go into a room but the only option is either through a tight air vent or a small space which can't fit you or any other operatives. He can slip and open it for you and the others and finish the heist with ease.

(note: sorry if i answered late to your ask, somehow tumblr didn't notify me-)

enby bakugo

reporter: are you male or female?

bakugo: a damn good hero, if not the best. actually, you know what? i am the best. not counting all might, though.

reporter: but what's in your pants?

bakugo: you wanna sleep with me? not looking like that, extra. i'd give you a four out of ten.

does class 1-a sing in the shower (part three)

do shouji, jirou, sero, todoroki, and tokoyami sing in the shower bath?

part one - aoyama, ashido, asui, iida, uraraka

part two - ojiro, kaminari, kirishima, koda, sato

part three - you are here!

part four - hagakure, bakugou, midoriya, mineta, yaoyorozu

...

shouji mezo: no

is more concerned about getting clean

he

...actually wants to take a bath

i don’t blame him though

he has six arms

plus that webbing

that must be hard

has a rubber duck to keep him company

jirou kyoka: yes

you expect her to have a a+ singing voice...

...and not sing in the shower?

has a waterproof speaker

and a waterproof case for her phone

has a bathtime playlist

you get where i'm going

will not sing anything other than the songs on the playlist

the bathroom is her stage

sero hanta: no

cannot sing

he's tried

but his voice cracks

so...

no.

how does he take baths anyways

are the slits where the tape comes through on his arms closeable

i guess so

how else would he cut the tape

imagine sero with safety scissors

struggling to cut his tape

todoroki shoto: no

not a singer

hasn't even tried singing

or even wanted to

doesn't really like music

you know what he does?

just changes the temperature of the water

with his quirk

"it's cold."

*uses quirk*

"too hot."

*uses quirk*

he does that forever

tokoyami fumikage: no

he hums

while doing some skin care

but it's not a skin care routine

it's a feather care routine

hawks has a whole line of products

(has the cheesiest packaging)

tokoyami was so into it when it first came out

"hawks feather mask? those sound nice."

hides all of those products in a small basket

covers them with some band tees

nobody will know

enby jirou

reporter: are you male or female?

jirou: i'm a walking aux cord.

reporter: but what's in your pants?

jirou: oh, just this playlist that i'm working on. wanna give it a listen?