You Said Your Asks Were Open If They Still Are New Mexico Headcanons Please Lol

You said your asks were open if they still are New Mexico headcanons please lol

This is in no way forcing you to do it if you can’t so please don’t feel forced or rushed!

YEEES!!! yea of course!! i adore NM i think about him sm... i dunno if i have many hcs, but i will share mine ^_^

New Mexico HCs!

He's only of the only states that can genuinely handle spice. The vast majority of the statehouse is absolutely awful at handling spice, but New Mexico can just..eat raw peppers with no reaction.

He absolutely hates when the theater loving states sing Santa Fe from Newsies. It makes him want to start swinging. When New York sings it? God he's plugging his ears, and grabbing a bat to smack him.

Smokey The Bear is actually from New Mexico! So I think this guy has Smoke The Bear merch for DAYS! He's a huge fan dude. Only you can prevent forest fires .

He's one of the youngest states! Seeing as New Mexico is one of the "newest" states, he's super young.

It surprises a lot of people, but New Mexico is actually extremely artistic! He's constantly found painting and sketching. He typically paints / draws landscapes and flowers. He absolutely adores how nature looks, and wants to preserve it in paper.

He switches between English and Spanish often. It's a bilingual struggle. Often when he's upset, he'll begin shouting in English, and then it turns into a jumbled mix of Spanish and English.

He believes in UFOs, and aliens! A UFO crashed in Roswell in 1947, and he's been extremely passionate about it ever since! He talks about it all the time.

He's got a large scar on his back, a circular explosion scar! This is from when the first atomic bomb was created, and then detonated as a test in New Mexico.

He has a love / hate relationship with Breaking Bad. He absolutely hates that it's currently what he's known for. Every time that he hears where Walter White lives he goes fucking insane. Oh that boy just goes crazy.

Colorado, high as balls: What if ducks threw bread back at you

Utah, stone cold sober:

Utah: You'd have to duck

May I request New York hc's? :3

*not forcing ofc!!*

uhmm yes of COURSEEEE !!! i'll do more ny hcs when i get BACK from new york

New York HCs

He is unfortunately a theater kid. Broadway is in NYC, and god this boy.... tell him to stop singing jesus christ.

Surprisingly a true punk. He has crust pants, and they.. they smell but it's okay he's an icon.

He has a thick accent, and hates when people mock him for it. One more "I'm walkin' 'ere" and he'll genuinely kill a man. It pisses him off so so much.

He owns a few rats! He picked 'em up from the streets, and they're his best friends. Their names are; Shithead, Martin, Trash Boy, Rob, and Asshole!!

With what goes on in the subways... nothing fazes him, not even Florida's bullshit anymore. This man has literally seen it ALL.

hi tumblr. i met christian borle outside of the little shop of horrors on broadway playing double dutch with corbin bleu and the urchins . im going to IMPLODE

Ted Spankoffski is midwest emo coded. I think.

Heyooo, saw you were begging and thought I might help, sooo got any NJ hcs?

why yes yes i do ! i dont have many, but im always open to more asks! i'm working on finishing all of my asks rn :)

New Jersey HCs!

God. He hates when people fucking mimic the accent. Jersey has a strong accent, and the other states (...Florida) like to mimic it and make fun of him for it.

Oh god, the Jersey Shore era. He was a basketball short, tank top wearing MESS.

The state, New Jersey is actually home to the most diners! So you'll often find Jersey cookin' up a really good greasy ass burger! Surprisingly, he's an.. okay chef!

New York and New Jersey are both brothers, and they butt heads... a LOT. They're always always always fighting. Theres never a moment where they're together that they're not arguing, and if there is...? Oh god, run.

Surprisingly, he enjoys gardening. Jersey is the garden state for a reason! He keeps a small garden with mostly tomatos, potatoes, corn, and bell peppers!

Jersey is one of the shorter states! Looking at the size of the states, he'd be pretty short, maybe around 5'6!