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Leigh Whannell as Adam Faulkner-Stanheight SAW | 2004 | dir. James Wan
"kill them with kindness" wrong. SAW TRAP 🪚⛓️🩸⚙️⛓️꩜🔪🩸🪚⛓️🩸꩜⚙️🔪🩸🩸🪚꩜🪚⛓️⚙️⛓️🩸🔪꩜🩸⛓️⚙️🩸⚙️🪚⛓️🩸꩜🔪꩜🪚🪚⚙️🩸🩸🪚⛓️🩸⚙️⛓️꩜🔪🩸🪚⛓️🩸꩜⚙️🔪🩸🩸🪚꩜🪚⛓️⚙️⛓️🩸🔪꩜🩸⛓️⚙️🩸⚙️🪚⛓️🩸꩜🔪꩜🪚🪚⚙️🩸🩸🪚⛓️🩸⚙️⛓️꩜🔪🩸🪚⛓️🩸꩜⚙️🔪🩸🩸🪚꩜🪚⛓️⚙️⛓️🩸🔪꩜🩸⛓️⚙️🩸⚙️🪚⛓️🩸꩜🔪꩜🪚
Ted Spankoffski is midwest emo coded. I think.
holy fuck
Headcanon that scout is the spitting image of spy so one day when someone catches him with out his mask they just don’t notice.
“oh hey scout” then walk away while he’s having a million mental break downs and they barely blinked an eye at him
my artfight!!!
doodled the Spankoffski bros 🫶
Album cover redraw I did for a class :3
hi tumblr. i met christian borle outside of the little shop of horrors on broadway playing double dutch with corbin bleu and the urchins . im going to IMPLODE
yyyyeah so fun!!! live laugh love man. bc were totally NOT on the same trip... nope...
Begging for another day in NYC is all fun and games until your flight gets delayed three hours
can you please do calaska headcanons?
omg. i've never rlly thought abt them until now, but heres my hcs!! :)
CalLaska HCs !
Alaska is one of the only states that is taller than California, so whenever Alaska hugs him from behind, he gets so so flustered.
Alaska will cling to California during the winter, because California is a natural heater! :))
California absolutely adores when Alaska grows his beard out. He thinks Alaska looks so handsome with it.
They call each other bear-themed petnames! Alaska calls California 'Cub' or 'Grizzly' and California calls Alaska 'Kodiak' !! The bear states <3
Alaska adores California's glasses, and loves when he changes the style of them to fit the current trends, even if he liked the previous frames!
On a similar note, California dyes his hair often, so Alaska will help out! He'll help pick colors, and bleach California's hair, and actually dye it for him!
Alaska's hair is white, and GOD California loves it! Alaska mentioned dying his hair and California protested so insanely hard
Alaska has a bunch of tattoos! Most of them are native, and hold meanings and culture. But some are less cultural, and stuff! He had his state flower, and California's state flower on his back <3
May I request New York hc's? :3
*not forcing ofc!!*
uhmm yes of COURSEEEE !!! i'll do more ny hcs when i get BACK from new york
New York HCs
He is unfortunately a theater kid. Broadway is in NYC, and god this boy.... tell him to stop singing jesus christ.
Surprisingly a true punk. He has crust pants, and they.. they smell but it's okay he's an icon.
He has a thick accent, and hates when people mock him for it. One more "I'm walkin' 'ere" and he'll genuinely kill a man. It pisses him off so so much.
He owns a few rats! He picked 'em up from the streets, and they're his best friends. Their names are; Shithead, Martin, Trash Boy, Rob, and Asshole!!
With what goes on in the subways... nothing fazes him, not even Florida's bullshit anymore. This man has literally seen it ALL.
Joey Rooney hcs rn .
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YEEEES YEEEEESSSYYRYEESES!!! i wish this fandom wasnt so fuckinf dead omg
Joey Rooney HCs!
This is semi - implied in canon, but Joey is autistic! His special interest is cats. Theres no neurotypical way to explain that boy's love for cats.
He also has ADHD, which explains his constant change of interests/hobbies! He often comes back to his old hyperfixations, and bounces around between a few!
TRANSGENDER!!! TRANSGENDER BEAM!!! Hi yes, Joey is transgender and you can't tell me otherwise. There's no way that boy is cisgender.
There's also no way he's straight. Him and Artie had some weeeiiird bitter ex thing going on. Dunno why it felt like it to me, but I can see the bitter exes.
He veiws Diggie as an older brother. Pretty much canon I guess, but I wanted to say it anyways. He's an older male that is his friend, and Joey clung onto that because he needed the sense of security in his life!!
It genuinely breaks his heart when he hears that Liv and Maddie's birth was the "Best day" of his parent's lives. Lets be real, that would effect him more than the fandom knows it.
He has a lisp! He was in speech therapy for years to fix his speech impediment, but his lisp was never fully fixed. It's only slight, but it comes out on certain words!
He bites his nails when he's nervous, he tried painting his nails, but even that didn't work. He just ends up chewing off the nail polish with his teeth.
He has about 3 extra pairs of glasses, just in case. Living in that house, you can never have too many spares!
He has freckles in the shape of a paw print on the left side of his lower back. Random one I just thought it was cute :)
platforming palestinian joy is just as important as sharing the suffering they're enduring during this genocide. despite continued displacement and bombardment, you cannot steal their joy and spirit. happy birthday to this sweet baby 🖤🇵🇸 may they grow up to see a free palestine
edit: @saffronlesbian made a video description for this post!!
[vd: a screen recording of a tweet from the 20th of April 2024 with 2.5 million views, from Ruhi @/ruhi_hi. the caption reads, "This video of this little Palestinian angel celebrating his bday in a refugee camp" followed by three emoji of a smiling face with teary eyes. the video clip is 11 seconds long and shows a one-year-old baby seated on the sandy ground, smiling hugely and clapping his hands while people sing to him from offscreen and a large cake is placed in front of him. stuck into the top of the cake is a decoration that reads "happy birthday" in english. the video has the tiktok handle @/ibrahim.jamal99 visible in it. /end vd.]
i hear the secrets that you keep — when you’re talkin in your sleep!
Chat I'm hyperfixating on Liv and Maddie . Specifically Joey Rooney.... ASK ME FOR JOEY HCS PLS PLS PLSSSS PLEASE PLEASE
flocali headcanons?:3
rubs my grubby little hands together... goldensunshine my beloveds!!!
FloCali HCs!
They use the most disgusting petnames just to piss people off. Florida would call California his 'Sugar Boo Honey Bear Shnookums' and GOD it enrages the statehouse.
California is a good 8 ish inches taller than Florida. Florida is like.. 5'8 ish!
Florida gives California small rocks and items he finds that remind him of him! California thinks it's really sweet, and has a whole box of it in his closet!
California gives the best hugs ever. Thats it.
Florida steals California's glasses and wears them allll the time, and it always annoys California. But Florida loves how his face looks without (and with) his glasses.
California crushes Florida when he lays on him for warmth. Their height difference means... crushing cuddles
They both absolutely love the summer, as soon as it hits like 70°F they're both out in tank tops or shirtless.
Florida is a chronic jort wearer....
California cooks for Florida because no one.. absolutely NO ONE trusts Florida in the kitchen. Do NOT let this man cook 🔥 But California often makes him large meals, and its always so sweet.
When the wildfires hit California, Florida is always there, holding him. He'll kiss his burn scars, and tell him how pretty they are, and that they'll never change his love for him.
You said your asks were open if they still are New Mexico headcanons please lol
This is in no way forcing you to do it if you can’t so please don’t feel forced or rushed!
YEEES!!! yea of course!! i adore NM i think about him sm... i dunno if i have many hcs, but i will share mine ^_^
New Mexico HCs!
He's only of the only states that can genuinely handle spice. The vast majority of the statehouse is absolutely awful at handling spice, but New Mexico can just..eat raw peppers with no reaction.
He absolutely hates when the theater loving states sing Santa Fe from Newsies. It makes him want to start swinging. When New York sings it? God he's plugging his ears, and grabbing a bat to smack him.
Smokey The Bear is actually from New Mexico! So I think this guy has Smoke The Bear merch for DAYS! He's a huge fan dude. Only you can prevent forest fires .
He's one of the youngest states! Seeing as New Mexico is one of the "newest" states, he's super young.
It surprises a lot of people, but New Mexico is actually extremely artistic! He's constantly found painting and sketching. He typically paints / draws landscapes and flowers. He absolutely adores how nature looks, and wants to preserve it in paper.
He switches between English and Spanish often. It's a bilingual struggle. Often when he's upset, he'll begin shouting in English, and then it turns into a jumbled mix of Spanish and English.
He believes in UFOs, and aliens! A UFO crashed in Roswell in 1947, and he's been extremely passionate about it ever since! He talks about it all the time.
He's got a large scar on his back, a circular explosion scar! This is from when the first atomic bomb was created, and then detonated as a test in New Mexico.
He has a love / hate relationship with Breaking Bad. He absolutely hates that it's currently what he's known for. Every time that he hears where Walter White lives he goes fucking insane. Oh that boy just goes crazy.
Can you do fluffy CALIYORK HCs
ohhohoh yes i can !!! i have lots of thoughts about them !!!!!!!!! ouugghhhhg
CaliYork Fluff HCs!
Theater kids. Oh they are both theater freaks!!! (Projecting here but!) York is constantly cast in theater specifically, while California is an avid consumer! They're constantly singing together, and the entire statehouse gets annoyed.
Hollywood California. Ohhh Hollywood California. He was constantly starring in movies, he was one of the leading men. He typically played the love interest. The fan service was insane. And you know what York thought of all this?? Oh he loved it. Yeah, he'd get jealous that he was kissing other people, but DAMNNN he was kissing other people!!
They're often cuddling, California's love language is touch, so He's constantly clinging to York.
California is a YAPPER!! He'll have just sessions where he talks at York, and just rambles for hours on end. He infodumps a lot, about what he's hyperfixating on, and his special interests. York loves to listen ti him, he finds it genuinely endearing. He love's California's voice.
California had a "Phase" where he was a pop star.... he's embarrassed about it, but York actually loved it. He loved listening to California sing, and be so passionate about something.
Punk New York. He's got spikes, leather, battle vest, patch pants, crust pants!! He's a true punk, with his loser tendy boyfriend. <3
Heyooo, saw you were begging and thought I might help, sooo got any NJ hcs?
why yes yes i do ! i dont have many, but im always open to more asks! i'm working on finishing all of my asks rn :)
New Jersey HCs!
God. He hates when people fucking mimic the accent. Jersey has a strong accent, and the other states (...Florida) like to mimic it and make fun of him for it.
Oh god, the Jersey Shore era. He was a basketball short, tank top wearing MESS.
The state, New Jersey is actually home to the most diners! So you'll often find Jersey cookin' up a really good greasy ass burger! Surprisingly, he's an.. okay chef!
New York and New Jersey are both brothers, and they butt heads... a LOT. They're always always always fighting. Theres never a moment where they're together that they're not arguing, and if there is...? Oh god, run.
Surprisingly, he enjoys gardening. Jersey is the garden state for a reason! He keeps a small garden with mostly tomatos, potatoes, corn, and bell peppers!
Jersey is one of the shorter states! Looking at the size of the states, he'd be pretty short, maybe around 5'6!
Colorado, high as balls: What if ducks threw bread back at you
Utah, stone cold sober:
Utah: You'd have to duck
wisconsin x alaska if you would
omg yes!! i'm a wisconsinite, so he's my absolute baby! i adore him so so much!! :3 this will probably be wisconsin centric... love that guy...
WiscLaska HCs!
Seeing as they're both colder states, they're constantly bundled up. Alaska's got his signature trapper hat, whereas Wisconsin has a stocking cap!
Adding onto that, they're usually found cuddling. Typically with Wisconsin laying on top of Alaska like a puppy.
Wisconsin wears shorts in the middle of winter (like 15°F) and constantly gets sick from it, and Alaska always scolds him, and cooks him soup when he's sick.
Wisconsin and Alaska both have autism. Alaska is more of the quiet, semi-verbal around most people, whereas Wisconsin is a yapper.
Wisconsin loves telling Alaska about trees and nature, seeing as Wisconsin has some of the best natural resources programs!
Alaska is...extremely tall, he absolutely towers over Wisconsin, and all of the other states. When you look at it, their height difference is hilarious, like the "He asked for no pickles" meme.
Wisconsin knows how to play the electric guitar! It was invented where I live, so it's a little personal to me! But he's that awful campfire guitar guy, he'll whip it out and start jamming!
Whereas Wisconsin can play guitar, Alaska can sing really well. He'll spend nights softly singing Wisconsin to sleep when tornados or other disasters hit his state.
Passing Glance