Ms Bubybubsters, Im Sending This Letter To Severely Stress The Precarious Situation Of Your Living Situations.

Ms bubybubsters, I’m sending this letter to severely stress the precarious situation of your living situations. You have been asked repeatedly to put down your life-size cutouts of Eris Vanserra- just because he’s wearing green, it does not make him an appropriate Christmas tree. Please remember this is a family friendly neighbourhood. (Btw excellent taste: classical music, angst/crack fics and azriel pov waxing poetry of Eris ? I love them all)

To help along with this, could you perhaps help us get to the heart of the issue?

Mutual Pining or Oblivious Idiots in Denial?

Pre-canon, post-canon or AUs? Any specific aus that you go crazy over?

Bets,,, how do you feel about accidental bargains 👀

Erm excuse me secret santa, but eris vanserra is my god and i have a right ti worship him. So no, i will not be taking down my life size cut outs. Especially when he's so pretty 😍 (thank you, thank you, i'm sure you have fabulous taste as well)

1. oblivious idiots in love because just... 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

2. Uhh post cannon or au... I do like that au where az is a tattoo artist and eris a lawyer or smth... idk it was just a really cool idea...

3. pretty good 👍 hmm yeah that wouuld be kinda epic :)

The heart of the issue, dear santa, is obviously my neighbors. They really can't take walking past a hot guy every day? (omgg ur so cool help... who are you? i have some suspicions but idk)

good day!