This Fortune Cookie Is Confirming What I Already Know, That Im Going To Be Alone Forever

This fortune cookie is confirming what I already know, that I’m going to be alone forever

Is it me or is Blair St. Clair getting more adorable with each passing episode? Pretty soon they’ll just have a Precious Moments figurine in her spot as she does voice over. The audience would never know. Either that or get a baby deer.

I love the editing on drag race.

Dusty: “Dots are my signature look”

Kalorie two seconds later: “I used to be 340 pounds”

That segue was flawless

How does this comic know my life

pillow talk

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He’s too pure for this world