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Community Post: Which One Of The Five Wives In "Mad Max: Fury Road" Are You?

Your babies will not be warlords. You know who killed the world. And most importantly... YOU ARE NOT THINGS!

Sorry not sorry that I made this quiz.

Somebody better make an “Are You More Like Max Rockatansky Or Imperator Furiosa?” quiz because REASONS.

COUNTDOWN TO EUROVISION 2015 IN VIENNA, AUSTRIA : DAY 06

Eurovision is no stranger to crazy contenders that seems as if the cuckoo country competing in the contest was taking the piss from everyone else. Well, Finland definitely took trolling (literally and figuratively) to a whole new level when hard rock band Lordi reigned supreme above all others during the 2006 edition. Explosive and electrifying, the song clearly stands out from past and present Eurovision songs that are often defined by pop and schlager styles. Major kudos to this outrageously amazing Scandinavian entry and for proving that Eurovision doesn't always take itself too seriously.

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"Hard Rock Hallelujah" by Lordi: Finland's supercharged and monster-sized entry for Eurovision 2006, finishing in first place with 292 points.

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P.S. Lordi looks as if they were a famous rock band from Muspelheim, the mythical realm of fire in Norse mythology. It's certainly fitting, given that their awesomely grotesque prosthetics and costumes make them look like the eldjötnar (or "Fire Giants"), not to mention the fact that their eye-popping Grand Final performance utilized a lot of bright pyrotechnics that wowed the crowd. I have no doubt that Surtur, the ruler of Muspelheim, would certainly approve.

You can’t tell me this isn’t what you thought when you saw the fucking movie. My poor kohai War Boy just wanted his senpai Immortan to notice him LOL.

COUNTDOWN TO EUROVISION 2015 IN VIENNA, AUSTRIA : DAY 02

It wasn't until a few years ago that Eurovision really came into my radar, mainly because I discovered it through Tumblr in GIFs and then saw the live performances of the songs on YouTube. Needless to say, I was hooked. The ESC showcases a really wide variety of awesome songs and talented artists from across Europe, and sometimes, the crazy fun side of Eurovision emerges and there are no words that can describe what you just saw―like this AMAZEBALLS entry from Ukraine that you need to SEE TO BELIEVE!!!

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"Dancing Lasha Tumbai" by Verka Serduchka: Ukraine's completely bonkers entry for Eurovision 2007, finishing in second place with 235 points.

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P.S. To this very day, I still think Ukraine was TOTALLY ROBBED in ESC 2007, like seriously. No offense, but Serbia's song that year was NOTHING compared to Ukraine's obviously superior. fabulously demented, fully committed, glitter-disco-balls-to-the-wall Eurotrash insanity. I don't care if you will hate me on this, I will fight anyone who thinks "Molitva" is better than "Dancing Lasha Tumbai".

"Who KILLED the world?" "Our babies will NOT be warlords!" "We are NOT things!"

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The Five Wives of MAD MAX: FURY ROAD

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley as The Splendid Angharad

Riley Keough as Capable

Zoë Kravitz as Toast the Knowing

Abbey Lee as The Dag

Courtney Eaton as Cheedo the Fragile

OMFG YAAAAAAASSSSS!!! ALL MY FAVES IN THE EUROVISION SECOND SEMI-FINAL ADVANCED TO THE GRAND FINAL!!! THANK YOU ESC!!!

CONGRATULATIONS ISRAEL, LATVIA, AND SWEDEN!!! NADAV GUEDJ, AMINATA SAVADOGO, AND MANS ZELMERLOW TOTALLY SLAYED!!!