Chris Paused For A Moment.

Chris paused for a moment.

No. He did not feel out of place at all wearing his own clothes. They were all standing inside a clothing retailer were they not? It would only be odd if he was wearing clothes he did not own outside of the dressing room.

Chris then reminded the sales clerk at the boutique on Rodeo Drive ‘Stranger Things’ already happened. They were still producing new episodes too so they could put the matter to rest. The old saying was now absolute truth and no longer opinion.

Chris then seemingly out of nowhere felt himself resisting an incredible urge to scream, “BIG, HUGE, BIG mistake!”

Brad would attribute the unrecognizable urge to intergenerational trauma at dinner that evening. After careful consideration and research via a rental on Netflix, Brad’s hypothesis certainly fit the bill.

Chris then wondered how it was Chris saw the flick ‘Pretty Woman’ in the first place. It screamed of straight people. To the other end, it did produce an unexpected explanation for Brad’s fear of polka dot dresses. Chris always did admire Brad for his integrity.

The view was fine. More than fine actually. Brad and Chris would need to upgrade their hotel rooms more often.

About an hour later while all three laid in bed, their new friend, Chad would note the room key Brad and Chris had was for 909. They were in 606. How did they get inside?

Chris asked which time then notated the plant on the dresser was blinking. Brad said he had the same question and saw the little red light as well. At one point, he did think ‘reindeer’ and that now made sense. Such a thing never presented itself in the situation before.

Brad went on to say it would help if Chad was more specific as to this inside job. There was a lot of funky business going on in a relatively short period of time. Most of it was questionable. That was the fun.

Brad’s eyes went wide. He abruptly sat up and turned to Chad. “Streaming or recording?”

Chad flipped for a moment before realizing Brad and Chris didn’t care about being recorded. They cared to see it. Unfortunately, for them, he was streaming.

It was then and there Brad and Chris each got a text from their neighbor Luke. He happened to be on BBC and screenshot the whole thing. He would make a few quick gifs and shoot them over. To that, he couldn’t believe Chris’ hit the opposite wall.

Sure enough, it was true. All three were wondering where that pool of seaman landed. No one thought to look over AND up.

Luke said that made sense. When and where everyone and everything is going down it was understandable ‘up’ didn’t jump on the radar. The up part happened up front as it does.

True dat.

Chris ordered flapjacks with Cabana Banana Nut Bread Spread using Brad’s dough. He was so excited Chris thought to nut himself.

Day five of the Atlantis Caribbean Cruise and Chris suddenly caught wind of Cherry Pie Apparently, Warrant was now in fragrances.

You know, Brad was smart to stay on the boat.

Brad got it at Ross.

Brad assured John his workout was next. Chris just went in the locker room to shower Peter.