Hello !

hello !

could i request a hound x reader (afab, but any lingo is honestly fine!) with a virgin s/o ? the ones i found always had the reader act all cute and shy all the time (not even during The Do) because she was a virgin so my bratty ass is just standing there

also, i can’t wait to get paid just so i can tip you or commission something because oh heavens i love the way you write ! it’s always very well made :D

Tips are always the sexiest but rarest thing I receive so I am EYEBALLS but also tysm! As for this request, reader will be Gender Neutral and have a vulva bc I don’t do gendered readers!

!!!Minors and No Age In Bio blogs dni or you will be blocked!!!

Warnings: R18+/NSFT, Reader is gender neutral and has a vulva, My Bloodhound headcanons, return of Hound’s massive toy collection, mentions of Hound being a Leetle rough

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Virgin? Not an issue. Bloodhound is fully well aware that even the concept itself is not even a Real thing. Of course, if it is important to You, then it is important to them and they won’t make fun of you for using the terminology. Though, it is interesting when you bring it up, Bloodhound never really considered that you would have never had any sexual relations, not with your attitude.

You come off snarky and flirty. You dance around them in a way that makes them feel alive, like a breath of fresh air with your personality. You bite back at them when they sigh at you, you always have a quip back to them even with their own underhanded, subtle sarcasm and cocky attitude. You keep them on their toes, something they learned to like a lot about you. Especially when you were even the first one to ask them out on a date.

Curious little thing you are. They like that you’re able to bare your teeth back at them. Bloodhound is no virgin, at least, depending on what your concept of it is. They like to touch their partners, anxious to be touched back unless they warm up further to you. They admit this to you, offering that they would simply like to touch you instead, and that’s when they learn that this was really your first time doing Anything.

They offer to go slow, but you roll your eyes and scoff, “Hound, I’m not a child, you won’t break me.”

And they pause. Looking at you with a quirked brow and a cock to their head. Looking ever the predator even as you put your hands on your hips and look final in your decision. “...As you wish.” They’d hum, moving in to kiss you and yanking your hips against them with a snarl when you try to act bratty and move from their grip.

They ruin you with their tongue, eating you out and digging their nails into your hips to bruise you as you cry out and twist your fingers in their long crimson curls. The more you moan and squirm and cry, the more Bloodhound moans and becomes messier. Making you cum again and again long before they even get any toys out.

You’ll soon learn about their arsenal when you’re on your fifth orgasm and they’re whipping out a third vibrator and introducing you to their strap on (smaller, for your sake, until they train you to be a good little size queen), and fucking you raw with a hand around your throat and snarling for you to thank your god.

Virgin? Sure. But you told them not to go lightly, and who are they to be a disobedient pup?

In honor of Janelle Monáe coming out I put together a lil graphic about bi & pan identities! This is based on my own experiences within the community as someone who uses both terms. It of course does not cover everything! Image description under the cut.

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how do the centaurs sleep? and how do they stretch after a good sleep?

Ok this is one I’ve been wanting to cover for a while and my cooldown sketches got out of hand, so buckle up and enjoy the picturebook!

The easiest options is exactly what you think, the flop. In a home, thick carpets or tatami-like mats would provide at least some sort of cushion for the horse-half and various sized cushions and pillows to lift and support the top half. And they CAN sleep standing up, like horses, but it does require both a special harness/corset and practice. And it’s not very comfortable for anything deeper than a doze or catnap for most, so it’s mostly reserved for bad situations, naps, or guard duty.

Most common are recliners, or ‘hammocks’. Easy to fold and carry for cultures on the move, or make fancy for the city-folk they are probably the most ubiquitous of centaur furniture. A simple adjustable A-frame supporting some sort of flexible fabric-ish sheet for the top half to lean against and sleep. Usually paired with some sort of large blanket or padding on the ground to lay the horse-half on!

When you don’t have no fancy recliners, your herd will do! The preferred sleeping method of closely bonded herds is to simply rest on your buddies cushy backside! Roaming bands can often form long chains of sleeping centaurs with the unlucky first taur either on guard duty, sleeping sprawled, or with the group’s only hammock.

Mix and match to your character and herd’s personal preference!

Also stretchies!

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Lycans and Gentleman...I thank you for waiting...I give you Lord Heisenberg 🧲🐴⚙️

Just a few of the many shots I got done of my completed Heisenberg Cosplay today, many more on the way 😎

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happy pride fuck the police

happy pride fuck the police