Idek anymore. My hyper fixation changes every few days. Expect Psych, Smosh, Harry Potter, KotLC, SPN, and who knows what else. I'll be just as surprised as you.
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If I were Dean Winchester, I would simply be kissing my amazing angel husband instead of writing fan fiction about my abusive parents but that’s just me
I’m just imagining jack sitting on that how i met your mother couch with tired eyes being like dean…… dean…… you don’t have to go back that far in time…… i just wanna hear the story of how you met dad….. dean…. dean it’s bedtime
Yes you fucking idiot
you're laughing. dean winchester is writing fanfiction about his parents and you're laughing.
It's perfect
Folks, what are we using as an abbreviation of The Winchesters? tw is kinda impractical 😅
✨Manifesting this reality 😌🔪✨
The last thing Jimmy Novak remembers is having dinner with his wife in a picture-perfect heaven before the lights flickered above, and he wakes up in a bar wearing clothes he hadn’t seen in a lifetime, facing Dean Winchester.
They’re both dead, but why are they stuck in an interlocking heaven? Why is Jimmy here, but not Castiel? And why does no one but them think this is strange?
Extremely specific take on the Chuck wins/Jimmy in heaven ending. Chuck wrenches Jimmy out of his own heaven as punishment for being Cas’s vessel, intending to torment Dean in his fake heaven as the only other real person there. So the two of them will have to work together to find their way back to their true families, where they intersect with Claire, and to rescue Castiel. Not DCJ, but another weird Jimmy and Dean buddy cop style adventure. Once again please steal this idea and write a fic for it, prose takes me forever to write.
The only explanation for Pete Davidson having all of these celebrities that like him is that he made a demon deal. He's counting his years.
Fred Weasley pulls out a 6 foot long roll of parchment labeled "Reasons I like Hermione" to convince her to go out with him and 5 minutes in Hermione just stops him and says yes so he'll stop (she was going to say yes anyways)
Later she gets ahold of it and the first foot is actual reasons and the rest is just "dat ass" over and over again
UNFAIR that I don't live in a world where my dumbass friends and I can pull pranks on each other using whatever magic or powers the universe gifted us
(Do not let this fool you. I have at least 4 active WIPs where this is reality and my friends are just characters. Where else am I supposed to get quotes like "I want Donkey Kong to slap my cheeks like he plays the bongos"?)
Not my own brain.
I want to see what the mind of a boy who proclaimed "God is my bitch" in front of the Christian principal could do with a superpower. What could he do if he could prove his point from quotes like "I am the daughter of the witches you failed to murder"?
"Maybe criminal activity is for me." Yes, girl! But imagine how easy it would be if you had powers!!!!
"I'd rather have comedy than peace." Now take that energy and go embarrass people on live television with your powers!
Even me!
The chaos that would ensue from the girl who has said things like "The moral high ground is a choice, not a demand" "My insides are anti-gravity and I am despised by god" "and "Don't (physically) break the 10 commandments, I've already upset him enough for one family" would be legendary.
"But alas, we must make do in the world we were given. And as an escape to my wishes I have invented stories so in depth and emotional that even the gods we have so disappointed may be once again impressed by my brain." -Ari Owen (a.k.a. my OC)
Headcanon that the June after Shawn notices that Lassie isn't entirely straight, he claims that they're going on an investigation.
But he meant investigaytion
And then they go to a pride parade and Shawn buys him a flag of his sexuality, and claims that they have to blend in.
That is not the reason, but Lassie lets it slide.
Until later, when he realizes that Shawn basically took him on a date (dinner) afterwards.
It would be very cute and Lassie would probably freak out but it would be resolved
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, He Loves Me, Oops He's Dead! If Shawn had answered truthfully and ended up matched with Lassie
Poor Gus thinks he's gonna lose his job and get arrested
Yeeessssss I love this story
If I Was Your Girlfriend
I got this beautiful moodboard from the very kind and generous @vixiak, so I decided to make a proper post for this fic! 😂❤️
Rating: Teen and Up
Status: Complete
Fandom: Psych (TV 2006)
Setting: Season 3 (AU/Canon Divergence)
Category: M/M
Relationship: Carlton Lassiter/Shawn Spencer
Additional Tags/Warnings:
Fake/Pretend Relationship
Pining
Getting Together
Minor Character Death
Poison
Non-Consensual Drug Use
Homophobia/Transphobia/Biphobia
Undercover as a Couple
Coming Out
Angst
Fluff and Humor
Awkward Romance
Explicit Consent (as in they have an actual conversation about consent)
Implied Sexual Content/Mild Sexual Content
Kissing
Cuddling & Snuggling
Sharing a Bed
Words: 73,512
Summary:
When the SBPD can't trace the source of the death threats against a prominent member of the LGBTQ community, Carlton has to go undercover to suss out the threat.
Problem: Due to a miscommunication, he has to pretend to have a boyfriend.
Problem #2: Nobody's volunteering for the position...except for Spencer.
Meanwhile, Shawn sees an opportunity to show off his amazing boyfriend skills. Gus is sure he's going to get himself shot.
Link to chapter 1!
Is this vine still relevant
Gotta love these two idiots❤ lol
The original template of this is not mine! If anyone knows the account of the original artist, please let me know!
Gotta love these two idiots❤ lol
The original template of this is not mine! If anyone knows the account of the original artist, please let me know!
Hi yes
“We had a really bad break-up three hundred years ago, but neither of us realized the other was immortal until we met today while shopping for groceries” AU
-(@yellowmagicalgirl)
Hi yes
“We had a really bad break-up three hundred years ago, but neither of us realized the other was immortal until we met today while shopping for groceries” AU
-(@yellowmagicalgirl)
it's so funny to me to realize that Damien going on this date with "robo-Saige-ien" is actually Damien going in a date with Saige, Courtney, Shayne, AND The Chosen. way more than he signed up for, the poor guy.