Damien If Gavin Were The One In Charge Of The Turkey For Friendsgiving

Damien if Gavin were the one in charge of the turkey for friendsgiving

Kid Damien really liked birds but then one time almost got his eye pecked out by a crow (his mom took him to the ER and everything turned out to be okay) and now he's kinda scared of them.

Huxley thinks it's adorable how whenever Damien sees a pigeon or something he just quickly shuffles over to the side of Huxley that is farther away from the bird while giving it a death stare until it's out of view.

Milo: I have something in my ear Ó-Ò

Sweetheart: What?

Milo: My headphones broke and now I have something in my ear...

Sweetheart: Uhh...

Milo: Sweetheart I can't get it out!!

Sweetheart: Okay- Uh- I'll take you to a doctor?

Milo: Absolutely not!

Sweetheart: Then what do you want me to do to?!

Milo: I DON'T KNOW!!

Darlin'/Honey. Please don't ask why or how because I don't think I can tell you.

i love rare pairs w darlin tell me ur fav or there will be consequences (read in evil intimidating voice)

It's been a hot minute since I last watched Hellsing but. I am very tempted to write Porter and William into a Seras and Alucard kind of relationship right now.

Hush: [materializing out of thin air]

Hush: Doc what does "ABO" stand for?

Doc, making dinner, incredibly tired: Come again?

Hush: l've gone through that website you told me about and read through some of the popular stories on there. That term came up quite often but I'm somehow still not entirely sure what it's about.

Doc: What term? What does that- Oh. You mean a/b/o. How did you even find that? Did you disable the warning they give you for explicit content?

Hush: Is that how you pronounce it? "A-b-o".?

Doc: Good heavens please don't ever say that again.

Hush: I assume you won't explain to me what it means?

Doc: Absolutely fucking not.

Hush after learning about humans: Doc, am I your blorbo?

Doc: Sorry?

Hush: Am I not your little meow meow?

Doc: Don't tell me you found my fucking Tumblr-