I Haven't Posted Weird Quotes In A While, Time To Change That :)

I haven't posted weird quotes in a while, time to change that :)

"I hope this is my period and not my body rejecting the fact I have a uterus"

"Fuck, I started thinking and stopped paying attention"

"Well, she separated rooms for boys and girls so we shouldn't have any problems." "... Bitch, I'm Gay!"

"I'm more scared of <me> than our manager" "Good, I'm a preschool teacher!"

"Leave the kid alone. He has a mullet, he doesn't need anymore problems"

"I may not be a cow, but I will moo."

"Look bitch, you don't need to have a foot fetish to accept the fact that feet exist!"

*Me petting my energy drinks*

Hush little baby, don't you cry.

You're going to make me not want to die

🎵🎶🎵

I made a friend :) He a little wonky but he still nice. I made him for a preschool activity, but I had to redo him for it. So he's here 🌟

All he needs is a name 💛

A short story about disability and friendship.

Free play in a preschool setting is strange

I mean in a 25 minute period:

-One boy tried to arrest all his teachers

-When one of his friends busted them out, he then arrested a baby

-I died

-Then I was resurrected as an alligator

-Was turned back to a human only to die again

...

Can't wait to see what happens next week

Ok, random thing I thought of because I can't sleep.

I want to see Blitz look at the English language and trying to spell words correctly, but gets confused because English is a shit language.

"Why the fuck is there a P and H in phone?! Doesn't F make that sound?! Why is the F now a G H in laugh??! What the fucking hell is this!?!"

I kinda want to see a comic of this