Ok, Random Thing I Thought Of Because I Can't Sleep.

Ok, random thing I thought of because I can't sleep.

I want to see Blitz look at the English language and trying to spell words correctly, but gets confused because English is a shit language.

"Why the fuck is there a P and H in phone?! Doesn't F make that sound?! Why is the F now a G H in laugh??! What the fucking hell is this!?!"

I kinda want to see a comic of this

:'3

Feelings in the sand

The playground was filled with screams and laughter

But to her, it just sounded like lightning and thunder

She sat alone in the baseball field

Thinking of things she wished wouldn't be revealed

She looked at the broken stick in hand

Then quickly dug it into the sand

No thoughts in head, she just drew and drew

Just disturbing the sand and morning dew

When she was done, she toss the stick to the side

Relieved to have finally let the emotions slide

She wasn't paying attention or saw the kids running

Trampling over her finished drawing

But she didn't care or upset at all

She was happy to not share feelings still raw

~Soul

"So you say you like boobs, but as soon as you see some you nope out? Explain..."

...

"I'm an ass man"

~me and my brother because we can't sleep

I'm surrounded by morons while running on five hours of sleep, half a bag of chocolate chips, a water bottle filled with ice, and I want to fight Satan.

Does anyone want to come with me?

This post started with complaining about obesity, but everyone forgot that fact because of British people. Nice

Fifi vs. Maxachusetts

Fat Fuck and Medium Fuck