You Look At Them And They Dont Look Like A Creature That Would Get Scurvy - Tumblr Posts

Everyone else can make their own but not guinea pigs! and not monkeys! (that includes us) its no fucking fair they deserve vitamin c you look at them and they dont look like a creature that would get scurvy BUT THEY DO D: at least we get opposable thumbs! guinea pigs dont even get that! also why is “scurvy dogs” a phrase? dogs cant get scurvy. they're lucky. guinea pigs aren't. also capybaras but theyre like large guinea pigs anyways and also they get to be massive and happy NOT GUINEA PIGS! They just get to be small and anxious with NO opposable thumbs and NO vitamin C! i'm small and anxious too... but not as small and anxious as a guinea pig