Where Are Their Parents - Tumblr Posts
3 years ago
Hear me out, Bruce being the well-adjusted one.
He goes to therapy and learns some basic self-defense to help soothe his anxiety but he's just a normal dude (who is also a billionaire)
His kids, however, think that an acceptable brand of therapy is beating up criminals and taking frustration out on the streets of Gotham.
Normal Bimbo!Bruce Wayne and his murder babies
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i cant decide if it would be funnier for him to know his kids are vigilantes and try to gently dissuade them
or if hes completely clueless even after being saved by them hundreds of times
bruce: you remind me of my sons
dick as nightwing: ha- must be a coincidence
bruce tries to adopt them
where are their parents
his kids try desperately to convince him its a bad idea
he just thinks theyre jealous
bruce: ill still love you the same
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