We Yolo It Up In This House - Tumblr Posts

Mate, you’re lucky I even have a carbon monoxide detector. The best you’re getting from me in the form of a first aid kit is sewing thread, really old shoe glue, and some hand sanitizer I still have from when my mom panic sent me $60 in 2020 for my birthday

The biggest lie in fanfiction is that everyone has a first aid kit in their house. I have never owned one in my life