Walking Challenge - Tumblr Posts
2 years ago
Today on "tumblr ads that I wish were rebloggable":
I'm not wildly fond of tumblr ads promoting weight loss all willy-nilly, but the theming of this one combined with the fact that I saw it on a blog that I first followed for Dracula Daily posting has me losing it. Lose weight how, pray tell, dear tumblr ad? Lose blood weight? Because someone's drinking it? Am I going to be running through Transylvania because there's a vampire chasing me?
Tags :
funny
dracula daily
weight loss tw
tumblr ads
Transylvania
walking challenge
I don't mind the idea of a walking challenge but this idea that everybody needs to lose weight constantly is so dangerously pervasive
but the implied context of “lose weight because vampires” is kind of hilarious
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sorry to the people of Transylvania that your country gets flattened to heehoo vampires
but the spooky castle theming plus the theme of the blog that I saw this on made thinking about vampires unavoidable for me
vampires
rosebleue
sorry Rose (can I call you Rose?) I know you did not personally put this ad on your blog
it's just the combination of it with you as a vampire blog that made it so funny to me
blood drinking
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if there's anything else I've missed
lunch break posting