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“Creepy” Miku Doll Head-cannons</3

Unknown creator [maybe by Volks Dollie Dream Miku or Peepocringe Miku ]and unknown sites

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Moon-Cake🥮 Anon asked for “Hey im new to tumblr but I’m sure you remember me ANYWAY- can you do Creepy Miku doll headcannons with reader/anon?PS good luck on tumblr”

Tw : mentions of biting,shocks,fearing the bark,ARGS,

Cw : “Creepy” Miku doll

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“Why can’t I close my eyes?why can’t I open my mouth?i can’t see the end of the har-is this a internal dialogue?HATSUNE MIKU😱!!??

Platonic

-She tends to scare you sometimes whenever she’s beep In thought

-she always challenges you to a staring contest because she knows she will win

-They don’t really talk or make sounds but you know what’s on their mind by looking at their face

-She mostly plays mystery games or even take a look at a few ARGs with you whenever your up for it

-Whenever you two hang out and watch tv,she hates it when you put scary movies-she might not show it but she’s scared

-Whenever you ask her what music she likes,she will hand over her air-phones to you and you’ll just hear morse code

-She tends to crash at your place at night since she wants to cuddle with you since she’s scare of sleeping alone in her bark room also big plus if you have a night light since she never turns it off

Romantic[?]

-Since she’s one of the BLUE Mikus your gonna have to expect a lot of affection from her especially if your in a good mood

-She tends to bite you when you two kiss and if she doesn’t bite you,she shocks you since she kisses you pretty fast

-She likes wearing your clothes,especially if their Lazy clothes that look big on her!she just likes how they look on her

-You can’t carry her,she’s too heavy💀she’s like made out of metal

-She only blushes when you hold her hand And if you say you think she looks pretty cool whenever she’s wearing a cheap ghost costume

-She likes making you depressing poems just to see how sad you get but it’s not that bad their just depressing to read

-If you randomly hold her hand She will just Stare at you and stop whatever she’s doing

When she sees you

“CREEPY” MIKU DOLL WITH A S/O WHO ALSO CREEPY LOOKING

Unknown creator [maybe Volks Dollie Dream Miku or Peepocringe Miku] and unknown site

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Moon-Cake🥮 Anon asked for “Hey can I have some Creepy Miku doll with an even creepier s/o?” Hey again!Sorry this is shorter than the last one but I didn’t really get much energy to do much

Tw : creepy themes,mention of body-gore

Cw : “Creppy” Miku Doll

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“oooh whoo is SHE?a distant meeee-mory🙃❓”

Mainly Romantic

(can be platonic dating)

-Let’s be honest she’s too stupid to notice that your also creepy,she just thought you where normal

-But when she does notice she’s pretty chill with it

-sometimes she pranks people with you by using body-gore,of course it’s not crazy just realistic enough

-Your lucky if she makes a slight difference to her face

-but if you are just someone who doesn’t like creepy stuff then she will just treat you normally

-in general,nothing big has changed

-like at all

You two be like :

Dumb Vocaloid Headcanons Part 1: Internet Co.

All

Andriods/robots of various levels of human resemblance

Voicebank upgrades correspond to hardware upgrades.

Primarily made for music, but they also have combat skills.

Each one has a unique music-related weapon/ability, which I'll elaborate on in another post. (I got this idea from the manga Megu Megu Singer Song Fighter. It's...an experience. Kinda chaotic, and the translation I found isn't always the clearest, but it's cute, harmless fun focused on the first few Internet Co. Vocaloids. If you want to see himbo Gackpo in a fundoshi, this is the manga for you.)

Generally get along well with the Cryptonloids

One huge, generally happy family

Camui Gackpo (Gackpoid)

The most robotic/android-like of the bunch in terms of physical structure, but good gosh, does he have feelings

His "bodysuit" is just what his body looks like (he can morph it into a more human-looking appearance, though), and that weird glowy spot on his chest is his power core.

Can change his eye and power core colors at will

Has a whole army of eggplant horses

A chivalrous gentleman, but he has his goofy moments

An expert in hair care

Cishet ally

Dating/in love with GUMI

GUMI (Megpoid)

Huge science and sci-fi nerd

Has a visible battery gauge on each of her designs, which takes the form of a red jewel. It blinks when her battery is running low. (another idea from Megu Megu Singer Song Fighter)

BFFs with Miku, Luka, Lily, and CUL

Owns a carrot rocket equipped with missiles

Her goggles have several functions, including night vision, tracking, and looking cool.

Lives for the aesthetics of the 1960s-1980s

A little bit scatterbrained, but she tries

Hoping that everyone else (or at least Gackpo and Una) joins her on VOCALOID6 and gets an AI voicebank

Bisexual

Dating/in love with Gackpo

Lily

Beta/production name was Yuripoid (not actually, but in my headcanon). This didn't stick for multiple reasons.

Her tattoo doubles as a battery meter, "draining" from top to bottom as her power depletes.

Likes lollipops (yet another idea from Megu Megu Singer Song Fighter)

The "cool older sister" of the group

Infamous for speeding on her motorcycle

Keeps a couple of beehives, from which she harvests honey

Demi/heteroromantic asexual

Exchanges makeup tips with Gackpo

Ryuto (Gachapoid)

Obsessed with dinosaurs, to the point where he has memorized every species

Basically GUMI's little brother

His arm warmers serve to make his elbow joints slightly less obvious; his shoes do the same thing for his ankles.

Favorite meal is dino nuggies with waffle fries

Friends with Yuki and Oliver

Really wants a pet puppy

Favorite holiday is Halloween

Big fan of FNAF, even if it scares him sometimes

A little bit self-conscious about his buck teeth

Always carries a notebook and markers with him in his backpack

CUL

Huge Madoka Magica fan; cried at Sayaka's death

Doesn't always get along with her sisters, but she loves them all dearly

Gets into arguments with Gackpo over who "stole" the other's hairstyle

Her eyes double as cameras

Favorite foods are Pocky and tempura shrimp

Shops exclusively at thrift stores and Hot Topic

Knows all the jokes about her name's meaning in French; not amused at all

Lesbian; has a bit of a crush on flower

Secretly collects porcelain dolls

galaco

Huge space nerd

Loves to nerd out over space with GUMI

Has always wanted to be a princess

Has jet boots; can use them to float in place or skate around

The first one to lack any visibly robotic traits

BFFs with MAYU

Loves listening to video game soundtracks

Aroace

Plays a lot of TF2 in her spare time; mains Demoman

kokone

Kind of shy, especially around new people

Huge book nerd; favorite genre is fantasy

LOVES animals

Favorite food is raindrop cake

Surprisingly big fan of horror movies

Gets cold easily

Likes to do prank phone calls with GUMI; they switch places periodically, pretending to be the same person

Trans girl (pronouns are she/her); polysexual

Wants to write and illustrate her own manga series

Rana

Technically developed by We've Inc. as a collab with Internet Co., but since she's the only one from We've Inc, the Internet Co. crew includes her as one of their own.

Really wants to be a magical girl; has designed her own weapon and transformation device

Has a massive collection of teddy bears

Practically lives in her hoodie

Feels a bit weird about being literally 0 years old, but tries to ignore it

Sugar cookies make her life worth living

Carries a variety of glitter with her at all times

Chika

The mom friend

Has regular lunch outings with Mew and MEIKO

A talented tailor

Lives for vintage clothing

Has an entire cupboard full of various herbal teas

A little bit disappointed about her unpopularity, but she has mostly accepted it at this point

Tends a butterfly garden

Cishet ally

Really good at cooking and baking

Otomachi Una

Her hat is alive.

Views Rana as a rival; Rana doesn't really care

Looks up to GUMI

Can hold her breath for ten minutes

Tends a koi pond

Loves to experiment with different hair dyes

Sometimes wears fake glasses for the sake of fashion

Owns a swimmable mermaid tail (fades from indigo to lime green, then cotton candy pink); loves showing it off

Just beginning to question her sexuality

Will eat every piece of cheesecake in a five mile radius

ROSA

A CeVIO/upcoming SynthV vocal rather than a Vocaloid, but since she was made in collaboration with Internet Co. and CUL is her older sister, she hangs out with the Internet Co. crew often

Gets along well with Gackpo for their shared love of traditional Japanese culture

Insists that she "was born in the wrong generation"

Loves rose-flavored macarons, but her favorite food is salmon nigiri

Gets picked on by some of her older sisters, so she has learned to be a bit sassy as a defense mechanism

Genderfaer (pronouns are she/her and occasionally they/them); pansexual

In the process of collecting all of the Vocaloid Nendoroids (except the Miku ones; there are way too many)

Dumb Vocaloid Headcanons, Part 2: Crypton Future Media/Piapro

In general

Super futuristic androids built for singing and performing

No combat abilities like the Internet Co. Vocaloids, but they look more convincingly human than the male Poids and CUL (about on par with GUMI and Lily)

Live in a mobile cyber-home since they frequently need to travel for concerts

Have a giant stash/vault of all the things their fans have given them

Getting a bit anxious about moving to Piapro Studio, but generally optimistic about it

Close with the Zero-G and Internet Co. Vocaloids

MEIKO

The fun mom friend

Meant to be 30-ish years old

Confident and outgoing

Enjoys gardening and going on long hikes

Has regular lunch outings with Mew and Chika

Will do the "hold my beer/sake/whatever I'm currently drinking" thing to show off the most unexpected, random skills

A weepy/emotional drunk

Cishet ally

Unofficially married to KAITO

KAITO

The weird but cool dad friend

About two years younger than MEIKO, both in software release and in physical age

Huge history nerd

Favorite ice cream flavor is Blue Moon

Snuggles with his scarf like a teddy bear when he's sleeping

BFFs with Gackpo and Kiyoteru

Hates waking up before 2:00 p.m.

Pansexual

Unofficially married to MEIKO

Hatsune Miku

Super sweet and kind

Loves performing with her friends more than anything

Tries her best at everything

Puts on a more stoic, "refined" persona when wearing her Append gear just because it makes her feel cool

Was so proud of Teto becoming a SynthV vocal that she cried a little bit

Also super proud of GUMI kind of becoming the new face of VOCALOID now that Crypton has stepped away

Can be a bit too concerned with helping others; has a habit of overstepping boundaries

Confused by people declaring her the creator of Minecraft and Harry Potter, but rolls with it

Aroace; romance-favorable and sex-neutral

Kagamine Rin

Len's (slightly older) twin sister

Argues with Len over truly stupid things, but they love each other in the end

Exchanges fashion tips with Una

Loves cooking and baking; has nearly perfected her recipe for orange chicken

Super strong and athletic, with her favorite sport being volleyball

Adrenaline junkie; especially loves roller coasters

Her road roller privileges have been revoked after engaging in too much tomfoolery.

Genderfae, but still very much in the "egg" phase

Kagamine Len

Rin's (slightly younger) twin brother

Argues with Rin over truly stupid things, but they love each other in the end

Runs a gaming channel on YouTube called xXxBananaVobana07xXx

Knows how to play the keytar, the theramin, and the Otamatone

The sole driver of the Kagamine road roller after Rin's last incident

Had a parkour obsession at one point

Has sort of adopted Oliver as his little brother

Cishet ally

Has a slight fanboy crush on Sachiko but is really interested in SF-A2 miki

Megurine Luka

Autistic and has alexithymia

Writes poetry in her free time; said poetry is usually dark/brooding with vivid imagery

Wants to learn how to skateboard

Sometimes does 3:00 a.m. fridge raids. Always 3:00 a.m.

Tuna is her favorite, but she loves most seafood...except for scallops.

Doesn't smile much outside of performances, but when she does, you know she means it

Cares for Miku, Rin, and Len as younger siblings (even though she was released after them)

Gave the other Cryptonloids rudimentary lessons in English before they got their English voicebanks

Biromantic asexual; not currently interested in anyone

HATSUNE MIKU HEADCANONS

-she's always given me the vibe of being more 22-25 in age

-eats mostly vegetarian just bc she loves the taste of vegetables (popipo)

-pan queen 💙💛🩷

-the most optimistic person in the room at any given time

-eats at a different animal Cafe once a week

-half her fridge is full of leek

-her favourite food is 100% leek soup

-She does her own visual fx for her concerts, and her hobby is working on them

-her, Teto and Neru meet up for bubble tea once a week to spill about drama and such

Idol Miku AU Explanation

sorry idk how text posts work lol

This is a little preamble to my idol miku's AU and her company and unit: Miku, Rin, Len, Luka, MEIKO, and KAITO are part of the idol unit The Crypton Vocaloids (or The Cryptonloids) who have been slowly adding new talent over the years. MEIKO and KAITO have since retired (who work as managers to the unit now) with Luka close to retirement. Their whole theme is futuristic idols who want to share music with the world!

All of this is of course based on the actual vocaloids IRL, and my attempt on turning their features and fun "gimmicks" into real life counterparts in a believable way. (I have a lot of ideas for each of the characters and their interactions with each other)

I hope this little AU brings as much joy to others as it does to me! If this is something you want to keep up with, I have the tag: Mellows Vocaloid AU with any related posts!

Big Al: If I ate a soda can after finishing the soda.... What would happen?

Kaito: You'll die of course.

Gackpo: You have to try it in order to find out, Mr. FX~

Big Al: *swallows the can whole*

Kaito: Enjoy your stomach ache.....

Kaito: I make ice cream flavors for fun! I end up enjoying the wacky taste too! Yummy yum!

Gackpo: If I see another batch of cauliflower in my brownie blast ice cream, I will personally kick you out of the apartment.

Big Al: I find the taste to be quite lovely. *noms on cauliflower brownie ice cream*

Gackpo: YOU GUYS ARE WEIRD

Kaito: I can go the deepest!

Gackpo: No, I can do better than you!

Big Al: *drinking soda and laughing at them because he can be heard even below C1*

Vocaloid Fandom Headcanons:

(Cuz I can tbh) - General and ship

General Headcanons:

Len pretends to be really manly, but he actually loves watching Magical Girl shows and dancing along with female k-pop idols

Once a year the Vocaloids have a thanksgiving like dinner and they invite the Utaus. They always end up having a “family feud.”

Some Vocaloids like Luka like to pick up small part time jobs for fun. Luka is a fulltime song producer and singer, but she also works at a sushi bar during the weekends.

Len, Oliver, Fukase and Piko have a club dedicated to flexing their songs to each other.

Meiko likes to think of herself as the most mature, she’s kinda like that one aunt who gives you money and drinks wine all the time.

Oliver, Yohioloid, and Leon get homesick and like to visit America and England together whenever they’re not recording.

Piko and Miki claim that they are “childhood friends,” despite not having childhoods.

Ruby and Fukase also claim that they are “childhood friends.”

Every Vocaloid must learn to separate the stories they tell from their actual lives, but many of them believe that some of the songs they sing contain elements from their past lives.

Galaco started a podcast for all the other discontinued Vocaloids to vent and share their opinions.

Miku is the most popular, but that also means she misses out on alot of things. She gets invited to almost everything, but ends up apologizing for being late.

Kiyoteru teaches Yuki, Rana, Gachapoid, Oliver, Aoki, Una, and all the younger kids.

Despite the Macne Family mostly being Utaus, they’re allowed to live in the Vocaloid house.

IA and Merli are best friends and they have tea together whenever they can.

Based on popular vote, it is VFlower’s job to greet new Vocaloids and show them to their room.

Everyone recognizes Leon, Meiko, Kaito, and Big Al as their seniors and go to them for advice. Unsurprisingly, it’s usually awful.

SonIka and Gumi view each other as sisters because of their close debut dates and designs.

Many of the younger girls and even some of the older girls idolize Rin. She is usually very sarcastic about it and doesn’t let it fully get to her head, unlike Len.

Alot of Vocaloids with the same hair color get grouped together, meaning Cul, Fukase, Ruby, and Arsloid spend alot of time together.

Sexualities/Ships:

As Vocaloids, most of them don’t really label themselves or have any views on sexuality, but some individuals have very tradition values.

Lily and Ritsu are dating. Everyone was confused because they heard that Ritsu was a six year old boy who inserted missiles in his breasts and weighs 25 tons, but in the end they just assumed she was trans with a weird since of humor.

Anon, Neru, and Tei are all vying for Len’s affection. Tei thinks she’s winning, but she is in fact, not.

Kyo and Yohioloid are dating. It took Oliver, Wil, and Yuu alot of confused third wheel dates to figure it out.

Miku and Kaito get paired together very often, but in reality they are very close friends. Miku, Kaito, and Luka love to gossip about dates to each other.

Gakupo is painfully single despite having many fans and love interests.\

Yuzuki Yukari and VFlower are very close friends. Some people think they’re dating, but no one knows for sure.