Vicky X Polly X Vera - Tumblr Posts

Polly, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Vicky, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Vera: what the fuck are you guys doing?

Polly: playing systemic oppression

Polly: boil up some mountain dew, it's gonna be a long night

Vera: you could have said literally anything else

Vicky: cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, baja blast to fuel my trouble