Very Normal - Tumblr Posts
Wtf, feral Franky??
MAYBE GIVE US A WARNING NEXT TIME???? MAYBE DO IT IN PRIVATE NEXT TIME???? so i can kiss you
this got me shaking. literally.
excuse my poorly manicured hand
“I dont wanna play buildmart without Grian there. The sand- sand people- sand duo? I want a sand duo build mart” I AM SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS I PROMISE
Poem from The Backwater Sermons by Jay Hulme.
IK THIS ISNT WHAT I USUALLY POST BUT LMAOOO
I don't even have a tiktok 😭😭😭 mannn
Astonishing 10/10 tho I would've preferred if it just called me gae and pointed out my adhd /j FR i love music from the 80's to the 2000's to whenever, it's just that my brain will listen to one song on repeat for an hour straight until all thats left is more recent stuff 😳
One coconut two coconut red coconut blue coconut 💛 also yes I'm ace but i'll blast slut pop into my ears until i get brain damage
website that judges your music taste. this is how it bullied me
the website is called How Bad Is Your Spotify? btw
I am so normal abt the mm plushies
The Unwanted Guest was pretty good and I'm being normal about souls and permeability
normal about him completely.
Hey so, what the fuck is up with Shilo and Emizel?
Like yeah, they're brothers. Confirmed twins by Condi. How???
It's been made pretty clear that Shilo is half human, or at least in those kinds of vibes. There is never once a mention of his turning, he seems pretty clueless on humans, he has aged to his current age. But then he can also somewhat digest food, and his aura looks like a human aura. Yeah, that's all good, checks out.
What about Emizel? It is very hinted at, if not stated that Jeffrey is not his real father, but that he found or adopted him when he was still a baby. If Emizel is half vampire like Shilo, wouldn't he show that? He would, yeah, at least a bit. But he hasn't.
Even if takes more human traits, like Shilo takes more vampires traits. But he hasn't. There are no vampire traits. He's not faster, not stronger, doesn't have enhanced senses. I'm sure he would've noticed by now if he could do some mind shit or thought that blood looked particularily yummy. Even appearance wise, while we don't know exactly what he looked like, it is said that he is going through the vampire transition, becoming paler, getting fangs, pointy ears, red eyes. That is changing, he did not have that before. He looked like a human, he acted like a human.
The only time when he's human that he acts vampiric is when they say that "in the streetlight, it's almost like your eyes glow red" (not a direct quote, AT ALL, pulled from my ass and memore) but that is in reference to the all of the Demons. The whole gang have symbolism in their eyes.
The other time is when Emizel has been bitten and has the urge to bite his soon-to-be-sire back. There is something urging him to bite the guy. But that isn't necessarily a vampire thing. Vampires don't really bite other vampires. And for all we know, maybe there's some dying instinct that recognizes that vampire blood could save your life if you've been bitten. Or hell, Emizel just seems like he's kinda just like that. It does not seem out of character for his last dying action to be to bite someone.
So like, wtf? Why is Shilo half vampire and Emizel not?
I still think that the queen is their mom. I don't think she'd give a shit about Shilo if he weren't her son. And Emizel seems like the one she's keeping tabs on.
So here's my Lil theory. It was mentioned that vampires could briefly turn humans to eat shit. Now I don't know the vampire masquerade mechanics or shit, but it seems to me like maybe that could aply to more than just eating food. So like, maybe miss Queen Vampire wanted a night on the town, or hell, maybe she wanted a kid. So she got it on with some human, maybe Jeffrey, maybe not.
Gurl gets pregnant, but oops, it's twins. And when they're born, after a bit it's achingly clear one of them is more human than the other. Turns out, maybe doing the do while human fucked shit up a bit, so while the kids could carry vampire genes, they also could not at all. In fact it was probably more likely for the kid to not be a vampire at all.
So now her Majesty has two sons. One who looks like a vampire, one who doesn't. She's worried about both of them because they are at the very least half human and humans tend to die easily. She says "Hey, I'll give it time, maybe Emizel will just take time to be more vampire like, it's possible it's not an instantaneous thing"
She waits. Shilo is clearly a vampire. He drinks blood, he has little fangs, his eyes are red. Emizel, decidedly does and is not. After a few months, it becomes clear that Emizel is not a vampire. Fuck. What do they do?
Her council (or whatever the fuck they are) suggest to just kill Emizel, he's human, besides she already has one son, why need another? Miss Her Majesty is like "I dealt with too much morning sickness to get kill this kid". So maybe out of suggestion of the council, maybe out of fear for his life, she decides to ship baby Emizel off the LA without telling anyone. There he can grow up with humans and live a human life and not be as in danger as in the castle. Besides, she can just keep tabs on him so that if he does end up being half vampire she can scoop him up and plop him with his brother.
At least that's what I think. It's possible that Emizel is just built different.
(I go insane halfway through this post… blog post... thing)
I like how basically everyone else is drawing mr sys accurately
and drawing him… uh… uhm… ehrm… COUGH COUGH
and then there’s just me:
💀
Oh yeah, also… STOP MAKING HIM HOT I SWEAR TO GOD IM LOOSING MY MIND
AND STOP DRAWING GOOD PLEASEEEEEEHHHSSSS
STOP PLEASE IM LOOSSING MY MARBLES
THERE ARE MISSING POSTERS FOR MY MIND RN
STAWWWWPPPWPWP 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-
I’m calling the poliec 🥰🥰🥰🥰
jk
You know, this is precisely why I never answer to summons, invitations, or suggestions from the other members of we happy few, Gotham’s elite. One wayward phrase, a simple challenge and suddenly the very notion of stepping on toes is grounds for nightmares that the staff at Arkham would have a heyday with. Scarecrow, the perennial spoil sport…not that Doctor Crane was ever an eligible participant in this little round; not after a long history of dreadful performances on even the simplest brain teasers. No, no, no…so quick to anger, o’mighty Phobos! For shame, for shame. (Dipping my toes back into the water after a lengthy pseudo hiatus spurred on by a variety of life circumstances that have since been taken care of or are on the mend. These photos are actually from the beginning of last month. I’ll be steadily getting back to each of you who have so generously left messages over time. As such I’d like to extend my thanks to each and every one of you lovely folk!)
obi-wan kenobi | part iii
tumblr text posts + obi wan & anakin edition
"Why was any and everything alive?"