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Malleus: You have no idea what I'm capable of, child of man.

Yuu: Horton, don't take it personally, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.

Yuu: I can fit my whole world in my hand.

Malleus: Child of man that is impos-

Yuu: *Cups Malleus's face*

Malleus: *blush*

Malleus: *kissing the top of Yuu's head* I’m heading out. I love you.

Yuu: *with a mouthful of toast* M’kay.

Malleus: …

Malleus: I love you.

Yuu: I heard ya. *takes another bite*

Malleus: *takes the toast out of their hand and walks away*

Yuu: Mmph!

Malleus: Now we can both spend the day empty and unhappy.

Yuu: *hurrying after him* I was kidding! I love you! Malleus!!

Random headcannons I have about characters in Twistes Wonderland

Vil Schoenheit

Is an absolute slut for tacobell, or a fast food white people taco place. Listen, hear me out, as much he cares about dieting and fitness, some days he just craves fast food. Like that one scene in shrek 2 were Fairy Godmother gets mad and asked the driver to pull over and ruins her diet. He probably stress eats in secret, maybe on the bathroom floor and cries.

Idia Shroud

Scams other students ( and Crowley) saying that he has their account/social security/phone hostage and the only way to get it back is to send money or give more account information so he could steal the account and sell it back to them.

Leona Kingscholar

The WORST picky eater ever. I could see him as a child refusing to eat anything that wasn't a fucking steak or burger. Like, he and his family would sit at the table and the family would start arguing about Leona not eating his dinner. Mom (because lioness are like head of the househusband) telling him that he isn't getting up untill he finishes his plate, the dad trying to defuse the situation while Falena is like "look! I finished my plate mom! Le Le you should eat it!" . This motherfucker still refuse to eat anything that's just green, but he can eat more things that aren't just meat, so there is small improvement.

Malleus Draciona

He really thought everyone came out of eggs for the longest time. Also I feel like due to him being absent from most social gathering he doesn't have the best social skills, so he will randomly state something that has nothing to due with the conversation. Also I think if he is ever introduced to a DS he would stay in chatrooms thinking and hoping for someone to join. (Very old device so no public chatrooms).

Idk these were things I have on the top of my head, send me stuff to think about.

Twisted Wonderland Characters in The Haunted Mansion

Prompt

I recently watched Haunted Mansion for the first time and in the middle of it I was like 'damn, Master Gracey is giving Malleus energy' so here we are.

Instead of the family being restate agents, imagine if Yuu gets a mystery invite to a ball at this old abandoned Mansion. Yuu goes along with Ace ans Duece (the children basically and Grim), Leona is there too, (because if this is a possible Malleus x Yuu/ reader/ MC, you gotta have Leona in the drama).

I can't decide if I want Lilia or Sebek as Ramsley though, probably nether.

We could have Sebek ans Sliver play as Ezra and Emma, (comic relief purposes) and Lilia as Madame Leota.

Plot goes like this:

After Yuu gets this mystery invitation, they and Ace, Deuce, Grim, and Leona join them on this adventure.

When they arrive they are greater with open arms, Malleus is very kind to Yuu and is enchanted with them; Malleus is thinking that they are his reincarnated ex lover.

(Now the curse could be a Beauty n The Beast Curse were everyone is bound to the house but isn't dead, but I digress)

(Charater stand in for Ramsley) traps Ace, Deuce, Grim and Leona to keep them away from interfering with the curse breaking. Sebek, Silver, and Lila try to help the confidants by rescuing them and leading them back to the protagonist from a possible certain death.

Yuu is trying to be nice and polite as possible but is very adamant that they aren't the reincarnated lover, but Malleus, blinded by attraction, doesn't care at this point that they aren't his dead lover. But decides that he is in love with current Yuu, he proposes to them.

(Charater stand in for Ramsley) guilt trips Yuu into thinking that they are the only one that can break the curse; how everyone will be stuck there, including Yuu's friends for eternity, if Yuu doesn't marry Malleus.

Thanks for listening to my shower-thought, if you enjoy some of my writings please follow or request anything for Twisted Wonderland. Leave any suggestions or comments!

Like a Swan

This is going to be part one, of a maybe on going story.

Kinda a Vil x Reader (Yuu) and a Malleus x Reader (Yuu), no love traingles. This is kinda mordern, meaning no magic but there is still royatly and beastman.

part two is right here

{Warnings: kinda angst, Yuu is gender nuetral} Yuu is 7-8ish and Malleus is 8-9ish. The Queen is obviously Malleus's grandma.

For as long Yuu could remember ballet was a passion they've always loved. If it wasn't for ballet they wouldn't have met their now lover, Malleus.

"Now, Yuu. Are you ready for the performance?"

Even though they were in a luxurious building, young Yuu still felt the cold winds from the door, guests piling in to see the yearly performance of The Nutcracker.

Yuu shook their head, "Papa, I'm scared. I don't want to be alone on stage,". Yuu held their father tightly.

With a chuckle, Yuu's papa picked them up onto their lap. "My little swan, you'll do it perfectly fine. Your father and I will be right in the front, you'll see us. Ignore the crowd, it will be just as you practice". The two sat in silence.

"Yuu. It's time, let's go honey". Called the Stage Manager.

As Yuu gets off their papa's lap and follows the stage manager. They make it backstage where they see tall characters of rodent beastmen in uniform and many painted faces to look like dolls. Yuu was rushed into the dressing room where they were dressed in elegant victorian clothing. A silver gown with baby blue tights with sparkling frills at the ends.

For this year's performance, the manager didn't care about the gender of the main character Marie. As this was the last performance the building will be holding, due to money issues.

"Places everyone, as we all know this is the last performance for this building. We would like to thank everyone for their hard work over the years. Now, I overheard many gossiping about the royal family joining us tonight and I will confirm that they are attending".

Many people spoke all at once, and Yuu couldn't follow anyone's word. They were shaking; not because of the cold, but because of the thought of the many eyes that would be on them as they were going to be on stage alone. Many thoughts came to young Yuu's mind.

"Now, Yuu are you ready? I know this is your first performance as Marie. From upgrading as a little soldier, you must not fret. Let the music guide your body Yuu. You'll do fantastic" the stage assistant says.

Everyone gathers near the stage's opening, Yuu peaks from the curtain, looking out to the sea of guests and below them the orchestra. Yuu frantically looks for their parents, under the soft glow of the limelight they see their fathers in the disability section. Yuu smiles, seeing their papa relax and happily makes them feel a warm set of confidence.

The lights go off, and the crowd silences beside the faint gasps and whispers. Soon the sound of soft trumpets could be heard, the curtain lifts and there stood Yuu and many other dancers.

Yuu danced on stage with the other actors; dancing around the Christmas tree with the other children. As time flew by, Yuu forgot about the crowd, focusing on the other dancer's movement, how the light changes, and the orchestra's blaring flutes and violins. As Yuu danced all they could think of was their Papa, thoughts swarm them. 'Can Papa see me?', 'Am I making Papa happy?'.

The dance infront of the crowd looked magical. As Yuu danced with the nutcracker actor, soon the blue lighting fell on them, the snowy interior fell, and the soft glow of pink that acted out as the sun fell onto them, and the soft stung of the harp. The duet was magical. As Yuu was lifted into the air for a quick second their eyes met with bright green eyes. Yuu was memorized causing them to stumble on the way down. No one in the crowd noticed but the other dancers did, Yuu's face flushed with embarrassment but continued dancing.

☆

The crowd roared with applause, cheers, and shouts. Yuu and their co-stars bowed before them. Yuu smiled and waved at their family. The curtain fell and many dancers were filled with tears, many hugged one another and applaud others. It was a heartwarming moment for the cast, as this was the last time many will see each other.

As Yuu exited, they ran towards their fathers.

"My little Yuu, you did amazing, I think thee roses are deserved," said their father.

Yuu grasped the roses," Thank you, wheres papa?".

Their father frowned, "He needed a minute in the bathroom".

Yuu frowned, they wanted a night where papa was feeling their best, they had hoped that their dance would make him feel a bit better.

"That was a very impressive dance young one, I'm very surprised that they cast a very important role to a child".

Everyone looked up to see a tall, slim figure but old figure. She wore dark elegant clothing, and right behind her was a child, probably the same age as Yuu. But Yuu recognized the child, the bright green eyes that caught their attention earlier.

"Malleus dear, don't you have something to give to the dancer?"

Malleus's face blushed, he nodded and stepped forward. He held out a bouquet of a mixture of flowers. Daisies, white lilies, and blue buttercups. " These.... are for you... I thought you danced beautifully" the boy said as he looked at the floor.

Yuu's face blushed redder than before, reaching out for the flowers. "Thank you," said shyly.

"Yuu!".

Yuu looked behind them and saw their papa wheeling his way towards the group. Yuu ran towards their papa and hugged him.

"Papa, did you see me? Did I dance perfectly?"

Yuu's papa looked down at them and smiled, "Yes Yuu, of course. I am very proud of you". Yuu smiled brightly at them.

"There you are your highness, we thought we lost you two. Thankfully we didn't go on lockdown" said a bat fae. He had long hair with pink strips, Yuu couldn't tell the age of the boy.

The older woman chuckled, "No, we wouldn't want that".

The queen stared down Yuu, making Yuu cower into their papa's lap.

"I heard what is happening to this building, it is such a shame. I used to come all the time here with my grandparents when I was still a young fae"

The building was falling apart almost, with paint cracking in the main entrance and wallpaper peeling in the hallway, the building has seen better days. The only thing that was really left in care was the stage, the seats, and some of the wooden flooring.

"Yes it is your highness, our Yuu would probably have to stop dancing as this was the cheapest and only ballet building in the countryside," said Yuu's father with a frown.

Yuu's family and many other families in the area, were in poverty, once a boom town is now in shambles due to many leaving to live in the cities or capital for work.

The queen frowned at the young couple, she felt a tug on her jacket, lowering herself down to reach Malleus. Malleus whispered something in her ear. The queen smiled. "That's a good idea young one".

"Young one, is it Yuu? I have a question," As the queen said, the older woman reached out her hand to Yuu.

The family perked their ears. Yuu looked at their father for permission, and they nodded. Yuu got off their papa's lap and took small steps towards the queen.

The queen lowered herself down to Yuu's level, "Yuu, do you love ballet?"

Yuu nodded, "Yes Ma'am".

"Why?"

Yuu looked down shyly, fidgeting with their fingers, "Because it makes my papa happy when he sees me dance".

The queen smiled at them, "Yuu, if you were given the chance to keep dancing would you?"

Yuu looked at the queen and smiled greatly, " Yes! If I can keep my papa smiling, I'll keep dancing". Yuu looked back at their parents, their papa smiling back at them, you could almost see tears in their eyes.

"Then it's settled" The queen rises herself and looks at Yuu's parents. "I would love to sponsor Yuu, as they pursue their career in ballet. I will cover everything, on one condition".

Yuu and their parents gasp in shock. Yuu's parents couldn't hear what they were hearing. The queen of their nation wanted to sponsor their little swan. "What is your request your highness?" they asked.

"Yuu and their family is to move to my residence. Yuu will get the best education, continue their ballet lessons, and befriend little Malleus here". The queen stated.

Yuu looked at Malleus, his face red looking away.

"Now Yuu, it is your choice. Do not feel pressured, " said the bat fae.

Yuu looked back at their papa, they took note of the broken wheelchair and the tattered clothing on their fathers. Yuu left conflicted; they wanted to keep pursuing ballet, but also wanted their papa to get better.

"I have a question," Yuu asked.

"Yes little one?"

"If we come to live with you, does my papa get help?"

"Yuu, honey, you don't need to-"

"Yes, of course. I want you and your family to be in the best care while you stay at my residence" The Queen interjects.

Yuu's parents look shocked like they've just struck oil on their farm.

Yuu smiled, "Okay, we'll will come with you, ma'am".

☆

Yuu looks out the window, snow falling peacefully and the sound of wood breaking in the fireplace is calm enough to make them fall asleep. Yuu's door creaks open.

"Yuu? Honey are you awake?" The sound of crutches enters the room.

"Yes Papa" Yuu turns over and helps their papa into the chair next to the bed.

"Are you ready to leave in the morning, do you have everything packed?". Yuu adjust themselves into their papa' s side.

"Yes, Are you going to be okay moving there papa?"

They sat in silenced, "Yes my little swan, but I won't be with you all day. I'll be in their medic wing. Do you think you'll be okay without me or your father all day?".

Yuu's lip thinned. They had never been far away without their parents for so long. They never went to school, they always were around their papa looking over the baren farm while their father worked in a factory.

"I think I'll be okay," Yuu yawned.

Yuu's papa hugged them tighter. Yuu looks out th3 window and see the stars shining bright, before they close their eyes, they make one wish.

The two fell asleep on one another in that small chair that night.

This took a while to make, but I feel the Christmas season coming so I felt the need to write a small snip. But this might be a series! Please follow for mor!

Don't Get Frostbite

[Part one right here]

This is part two! I hope yall enjoy!!

Warnings {small bullying (Yuu feeling left out), slow angst, this is an X Reader fic but instead of using Y/N or Name, I used Yuu = You, Anxiety attacks, stranger danger, crappy chase scene, mentions of death]}

Yuu is 7, Malleus is 9, Sebek is 8, and Silver is 7.

"YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT"

Yuu has only been living at the Draconia residence for a few days now, and things were tough for little Yuu. Right now they are being yelled at by Malleus's friends for not knowing how to 'play' knights.

"Sebek, calm down. It isn't a big deal" said the boy with white hair.

Yuu felt like crying, they haven't seen their fathers in a few days. They've always had hard time meeting friends, but this was like being thrown into the ocean without knowing how to swim.

"Is everything okay over here children?".

Lilia, that was the man's name. Yuu thought he was nice but then again he did scare them a few times.

"NO, this human doesn't understand how to be a Knight! How are they supposed to protect his majesty when they are older!".

Lilia chucked, "Sebek, we've spoken about this. Little Yuu won't be a guard, they are a guest that will be studying along Malleus".

Sebek's face turned red, he threw his 'sword' onto the ground and proceeded to march away.

Yuu looked up at Lilia, "Did I do something wrong? I am sorry, I didn't understand the rules".

Lilia smiled down at them and pat their head, "No dear, Sebeck tends to take things too seriously". Lila then picks up Silver, "Apologies Yuu, but I must leave. Silver needs to take a nap before dinner. Make sure you leave with Sebek. You may be old enough to wander on, but you're are still new to the Brair Valley area, many get lost here".

Yuu watched Lilia and Silver leave the overgrown thorn bushes garden. Yuu was alone, well besides Sebek somewhere in the garden. Dark clouds could be seen moving in the sky; rain or snow could be fallen at any minute. Yuu didn't want to get caught in any storm so they went to look for Sebek.

After walking through the woods the endless woods for a a good 30 minutea, Yuu looked behind the tall dark trees, and there they saw was a small clearing, Sebek was in the middle of the clearnimg, making circle of crocus.

"What are you doing Sebek?"

"I'm making a fairy ring, so I can catch a better human. Then maybe I'll have someone to play correctly with me and Silver".

Yuu's lip thinned, "Well that isn't very nice. But aren't you supposed to be using mushrooms?".

Sebek whips his head around, "DON"T CORRECT ME! Anyway, what do you even know about Fae and Fairies? You're just a dumb human".

Even though Sebek was eight he still towered over Yuu, "I don't know but my grandma always told me not to set foot in a ring or tell any stranger my name. Nor talk to strangers".

The two stared at each other, and snow slowly fell from the sky.

"Sebek can we go back to the castle?". It was getting colder by the minute, the sun was setting making the forest look darker and cleaning, much more scarier for Yuu than it already was.

Sebek turned around and started walking, "Fine, follow me. Stick close".

The two started making their way through the trees and the thorn bushes. The sun was already gone and the snow fell harder.

"Sebek"

"Sebek"

"WHAT"

"I think we are lost". Yuu was freezing and no matter how far they walked, they felt like they weren't going to get closer to the castle.

"No. We aren't lost. We are almost there. So shut your mouth and keep walking".

Sebek looked scared, Yuu was scared. It had been a few hours at this point since they last since Lilia.

Crack.

The two both whip their head towards the sound; nothing. Nothing in the dark, they only could hear the sound of them breathing,

Yuu felt like crying, "Sebek I want to go home".

"Me too, let's try this wa-"

CRACK.

The two stared at each other and started running. Yuu was trying to hold onto Sebek's hand as they ran through the heavy snowfall. They heard heavy footsteps running after them. Sebek saw a bush up ahead, and quickly he pushed Yuu in front of him making them land in the bush.

Sebek quickly sorted himself, putting his hand over Yuu's mouth as he peaked outside of the bush. Two dark, tall, scrawny, figures rush passed them, screeching.

The two sat there for a while, holding their breath as much as they could in the freezing cold. Yuu was shivering, their lips almost blue, and cheeks red. Sebek was keeping watch, looking for a way out of this mess. He wanted to cry. But he needs to be brave as well.

'What would a knight do?'. He thought.

He quietly stood up and slowlylooking around. Then he sees it, the entrance to the castle's gate.

"Yuu" He looked down at them smiling. His smile disappeared, Yuu was falling asleep.

"YUU!" he yelled quietly.

The screeching sound could be heard from a distance.

Sebek shakes them awake, panicking as he heard the loud footsteps from before.

Yuu slowly comes to their senses, Sebek tugs on their hand and starts running towards the gate. Yuu was slowly running from behind, having a hard time keeping up with the young fae. They felt tired, they felt cold.

Sebek throws himself at the gate. His face turns white, the gate was locked. He was panicing, no matter how hard he shook the gate, it wouldn't budge. He looks around and sees a ditch, pulling Yuu and then helping Yuu lay down in the ditch.

"Yuu, Am going to look for a way into the gate or a guard for help, okay? Stay here until I come back". Sebek puts his huge jacket onto Yuu, then quickly piles sticks, leaves, and dirt onto them.

"I'll be back" He runs off into the dark.

Sebek runs along the fence line, knowing he has little time before Yuu goes to 'sleep'.

"Children!!?"

"Sebeck?!!"

"Yuu?1?"

Sebek looks everywhere to find where the voices were coming from, from a distance he sees the warm glow of lanterns.

"MASTER LILA". Sebek gives his body a final push and runs towards the light. He didn't care about the thing in the woods, he wanted to go home, he wanted his parents, he wanted cry.

In front of him stood a couple of guards on horseback, Lilia, and Yuu's father.

"Oh Sebek, there you are". Lilia pulls him into a hug. Sebek starts crying into his arms, even wailing at this point.

"Sebek, Where's Yuu!" asked Yuu's father.

Sebek faces drains, he felt like throwing up, he had left them behind. "SIR! I left them in a ditch! They couldn't keep up and there was something chasing us, so I told them to hide as I ran for help".

The two adults face drained, Yuu wasn't a fae so their body heat wasn't regulated as well.

"Sebek, quickly, were did you leave them?".

The two adults got onto the horses, "By the old gate".

♡

Achoo

Yuu was laying by their Papa in bed in the infirmity wing. They were still cold, after all, they spent hours in the snow. Sebek and Silver huddled around the bed. Sebek was still in distress, the feeling of guilt was eating him up.

"Are they going to wake up soon?" asked Silver.

Yuu's papa smiled at the young boy, "Hopefully. We can thank the seven that they were found in time". The man looks toward Sebek, with a soft smile, "If it wasn't for Sebek, they might have sub come to hypothermia or even worst frostbite. We wouldn't want that".

Sebeck started wailing, "I AM SORRY SIR! IF IT WASN'T FOR MY ARROGANCE, THEY WOULDN'T BE IN THE INFIRMITY!". The two stared at Sebek in disbelief.

"Sebek, calm down. This is embaressing". Silver decided to get up on the bed and lay down next to Yuu.

SLAM

The three looked towards the door, seeing Malleus and a couple of maids run after him.

"Your majesty! You must return to your studies!?"

"Young master! Please calm down!"

The boy marched over towards the four, and an angry expression could be seen across his face. No matter how intimidating he was, his baby face couldn't be taken seriously sometimes.

"What happened?", there was a scrawl across his face.

Sebek starts tearing up again, "I AM SORRY YOUNG MASTER, IT IS MY FAULT! I DRAGGED THEM INTO THE WOODS AND WE GOT LOST AND THEN IT GOT DARK AND -"

"And they made it out safely". Lilia, once again making his surprising appearance, walked towards the bed.

Malleus frowned at Sebek, not disgusted but as disappointed. He knew that Sebek had displeasure towards some humans. But he didn't think it would go this far. Either Malleus was making a misjudgment or Sebek really made a mistake. Malleus looked over and pulled down the blanket a little and looked closely at sleeping Yuu.

'They look so peaceful'.

"Ah, Mr. (L/N). I have a small schedule for little Yuu and a term of residents where you all will be staying". Lilia pulls a letter out of his pocket.

Mr. (L/N) reads over the letter, "Thank you, I will inform Yuu when they awake. Also where is this small cottage? There isn't a map in here".

"Oh, that would be over at the end of the garden area. It was shed, but no one uses it anymore but it is big enough for your family".

As the two men talked, the three children's eyes were locked onto Yuu's sleeping form.

'They've been sleeping for a long time, maybe longer than me".

"Don't say that, You'll make Sebek cry again".

"MASTER, I AM SORRY!" He wails again.

"Children!". The three look up at Lilia, the face Lilia was making almost made them think that they were going to eat his cooking again.

"It is time to resume your studies before dinner", he said with a smile.

The four said their goodbyes to the other two and left the infirmity wing.

♡

The small family moved into that small cottage (or old shed), it was bigger than their house on the farm. Yuu had their own bedroom, and their parents had their own bathroom. It felt like home.

"I wonder why they decided to put two bathrooms in a 'shed'" said the small child.

Yuu's Papa was helping Yuu get ready, the family used the last of their savings to buy Yuu a bookbag, gloves, hat, and a better jacket. "Don't worry about it dear, now are you ready for your first day of lessons?"

"Yes papa, are you going to be okay being alone?"

Yuu's father was offered a job as a guard on the opposite side of the castle, meaning that he could be barely home.

"Yes, dear" With a kiss on their head, a knock could be heard at the door.

"I believe that would be your little knight," he said with a light laugh.

Yuu's face flushed, they haven't really spoken to Sebek since the whole incident. But Sebek has come to their home often asking their papa if they were okay.

Yuu opened the door and there stood Sebek and Silver.

"YUU ARE YOU READY TO LEAVE THE PREMISE?". Silver and Yuu both squeezed their face, trying to block out the loudness that came from Sebek, as just dawn arose.

Yuu gave one last goodbye to their papa and left with the two boys.

It was awkward between the three, after the whole incident, there was guilt between the two. Both felt they weren't strong enough in the situation.

"Yuu? Can I see your lesson plan?" asked Silver.

"Um. Sure" Yuu reached into their book bag and pulled out their paper.

Silver and Sebek both scanned the paper intensely, Sebek gasped.

"YOU CAN"T READ?"

"Damn, and they put you in Fae language studies at the same time?" Silver said with pity in his voice.

The two looked at Yuu with pity.

"I didn't learn how. Not all of us are fortunate".

"Yeah but wasn't there a school where you lived?" asked Silver.

Yuu shook their head, "No not really, there weren't any teachers nor enough kids for there to be a school. There were a lot of old people though. I used to have this old neighbor and she was mean some days. Once I peaked through her window to watch TV and she chased me down with a broom".

The children laughed.

"Maybe she was a witch" Sebek claimed.

"No, she couldn't be a witch. I read that witches eat children to stay young" Yuu said.

Silver shooked his head. "No, then that means my dad is a witch. But I've never seen him eat any kids"

Yuu laughed, "Maybe he is just fattening you up!"

Sebek and Yuu laughed, Silver face flushed with embarrassment.

"Now children, we aren't dilly-dallying are we?"

The three screamed and looked behind them. Lila was smiling at the three. "Well?"

"NO MASTER LILIA".

"No Dad".

"No Sir".

Lilia smiled, "Good, now follow me. We are almost in the castle and I don't want either of you getting lost".

The three followed Lilia.

"Hey Silver" Yuu whispered.

"Yeah?".

"Why does your Dad look so young? He looks younger than my dad's".

"It is because fae doesn't age the same way you humans do". Sebek explained. The two children looked at Sebek amazed.

"That means Yuu will die of old age and we'll be looking like Master Lilia".

"Sebek. That's enough out of you," Lilia said with a strict tone.

The three stopped talking. Yuu felt sad, they just started making friends and they found out that they were going to die before them? They are going to be an old cranky person while their so-called friends stay young? Yuu was in deep thought and it put a frown on their face.

The group made way through endless hallways, until they finally made their stop at a huge door.

"Alright children, please behave. I will come back to get you for lunch". Lilia opened the door, and through that door was what looked like to be an endless amount of books. Shelves that probably reached the ceiling, the many miles of bookshelves, and the long study tables. The two boys ran towards their seating. There were a few other children as well, probably children of maids and guards.

Yuu made their way towards the table but was stopped by Lilia, "I am terribly sorry Yuu, but you won't be joining them".

Yuu looked up at the man, "Why?".

Lilia sighed and took their hand, "You are too far behind to join them, so for now you will have a personal teacher until you can read and write in your native tongue and fae language".

The two made their way into the other side of the library, there was a door on the other side. As it was opened it looked like a small study room. " Your instructor will be here in a few minutes, I'll make sure to have the boys get you before lunch starts, okay?".

Yuu didn't know why but they felt so much anxiety, they were going to be left alone, with a stranger. Lilia picked up on their emotions, Yuu was gripping the inside of their palms harshly. Lilia softly grabbed their hands and kissed them.

"Listen little one, you'll be okay. I promise if there is any trouble. Just call out my name and I'll be there in a second".

Yuu looked at the man with teary eyes and nodded. Lilia gave them a small hug and left, closing the door behind them.

Yuu made their way towards the chair, then they heard a small noise.

CREAK

"Psst, Yuu. Down here".

Yuu looked down to see a small crawl space door open. "Malleus? What are you doing down there?"

Malleus smirked at them, "Isn't it cool? We have secret entrances in every room in case of an emergency".

Yuu was impressed, they sat on the floor near the small door. "What is that room that you've come out of?".

"Oh, that's my study room. I am already ahead in my studies than Sebek and Silver".

"Is it because you are going to be king one day?"

Malleus thinned his lips and looked up in thought, "Kinda, I don't know, But why are you in a separated room?".

Yuu looked down at their lands, "Well... It is because I don't know how to read or write".

The two sat in silence. "Well, that's okay, you are poor right?".

Yuu looked at Malleus with anger and embarrassment. "That is rude for you to say!".

"Oh, I didn't mean it in a bad way -"

CREAK.

The sound of Yuu's study door opened, Yuu look down to shoo Malleus away but he was already gone.

"Ah, (L/N). Are you ready for your- Um, I am sorry, why are you on the floor?"

'What a great way to start your first lesson

♡

"Okay, I think this wraps up today's lesson. You are excused".

As the teacher makes his way to leave, loud banging can be heard on the door. "YUU HURRY WE ARE GOING TO BE LATE!"

The teacher opens the door, "Ah Mr. Zigvolt, Are we going to use our inside voice today, or does someone need to re-dust the entire library needed" He said with an annoyed expression.

Sebek looked down and gulped, "No Mr.Merryweather sir".

"Good. Now both of you, leave the library".

Sebek, Silver, and Yuu made their way toward the second dining hall that was meant for the servants and the guards. There were already many children in line for their portion of meals.

"Dang it, now we are at the end of the line. Thanks, Sebek" Silver says annoyingly.

Sebek gasps and turns his head to lecture Silver, "Hey! It wasn't exactly my fault. It was that old fairy, Mr. Merryweather, he scares me".

As the two argue against each other, Yuu was in deep thought.

'Malleus was weird earlier. Also is he a fae? If he is a fae why does he have horns? But also he has long ears. Maybe I should ask Sebek. He seems to know everything'.

The three finally grabbed their food and made way towards an empty table.

"Hey Sebek, I have a question about Malleus".

Sebek's eyes lit with excitement, "First of all don't call the young master by his first name, it is very rude. And go ahead!".

Yuu coughed, "Well if the young master is a fae, why does he have horns?"

Sebek laughs, "That's because his royal bloodline comes from dragons. There are many types of fae; like Master Lilia, who is a bat fae, and The Young Master is a dragon fae!".

Yuu nodded, "Then what type of fae are you?"

Sebek puts his hand on his chest, "Well I am a half-fae, but you can tell who and who isn't a fae by looking at their ears. See, Mine and every other fae's ears are pointy".

As Sebek went on about fae heritage, Yuu heard a small sound of something dropping. Yuu looked down and saw that Silver had dropped his spoon. "Hey, Silver I think you dropped something-"

When Yuu looked up, they saw Silver clutching his ears and silently crying. "Silver are you okay?".

Sebek's attention flipped over to the crying boy, "Silver what is the matter?".

Before either could get an answer, Silver ran out the door still clutching his ears. The two looked at each other and silently agreed to run after Silver.

"Silver!!"

"SILVER!"

The two children were looking endlessly for the silver-haired boy, at this time they all probably missed their lesson, but that was the least of their worries. No matter how many doors they closed or opened, they couldn't find anything, not even a hair.

"Okay! Yuu, we need to split up!". Sebek was out of breath.

Yuu nodded and went to a different hallway than Sebek. After running for around what felt like hours (probably minutes), Yuu almost gave up. Then they heard it, the sound of someone crying. Yuu looked around but saw that it was coming from a wall or the inside of a wall.

'A panic room?'. Yuu thinks to themselves, they pushed on the wall that had the most sound coming out of. Then a door popped open. Yuu looked inside and saw silver huddled against themselves crying.

"Silver? Why are you crying?".

Silver looks up at them, eyes red from crying or rubbing too hard. Either way, it was painful to see.

Yuu scooted themselves in and sat next to Silver, "Is it because of what Sebek said?"

"WHAT DID I SAY HUMAN?". The two children looked at Sebek with wide eyes. Sebek made his way and sat in front of the other two.

"You mentioned how only fae's only had pointed ears, Silver doesn't have pointed ears but his dad does".

Sebek looked at Silver with his jaw hunged open.

'Wow, I guess that he never put two and two together' Yuu thought.

"That means.... I'll die before you, Sebek! I'll die before my dad and the young master!" Silver yelled.

Sebek started crying as well, and the two boys held each other. Yuu sat there awkwardly. "It's okay, I am adopted too".

Silver started crying louder, "I am adopted too!?!". Sebek glared at Yuu, "This is your fault!! You humans and your dumb questions!".

Yuu felt themselves crying now, "Says the person who got us lost in the woods, who is dumb now?!".

There was crying, snot, and yelling between the three.

knock knock

Yuu pushed open the small door, and their face met with Lilia. "What is all this crying about?".

"I AM ADOPTED?!".

"SILVER AND YUU ARE GOING TO DIE BEFORE ME?!".

"I WANT TO GO HOME!".

Lilia pinched the bridge of his nose and took a deep breath. "Children, come here," he said with a soft and comforting voice. Lilia opened his arms towards the three children; the three rushed into his arms, wanting to be comforted at that moment.

"Now, Silver we will speak alone later. As for your questions. Everyone dies at one point. Nothing on this planet lives forever. Yuu, Sebek, and Silver. You all are very very young, you don't have to worry about death anytime soon. It should be me that should worry about it".

The children started tearing up again, "That was a joke, I not dying anytime soon" he sighed.

♡

Lilia dropped off Yuu at their home, "Thank you so much Mr. Vanrouge for dropping Yuu off. Their father and I were getting worried". Yuu's father picked them up from Lilia's arms. Yuu was peacefully asleep with tears stained on their cheeks.

"It is no problem. The children had a rough day" Lilia smiled down and rubbed Yuu's head, bringing a small smile to their faces. "Now I must take my leave, I need to get Silver to bed".

"Of course Mr. Vanrouge, again thank you".

Lilia walked away from the small cottage, in his arms Silver lays awake.

"Dad, promise me. Please don't forget about me after I die". Silver curls agasint Lilias chest.

Lilia looks up and wraps his arms around SIlver, hugging him tighter. With a shaky breath, he responds, "I promise".

Silver breathes out, "Thank you, dad, I love you".

Lilia smiles down and stares at Silver, " I love you too, Silver".

Lilia looks up towards the sky, "The moon looks pretty tonight".

Sorry if this is mediocre writing! I kinda rushed this (It has taken four hours to complete this). But here it is, the second part of my not to be name series. Please follow for more, if you are interested!

Thank you!

Board/Card games that are probably banned from the dorms.

Heartslabyul:

Scrabble

Riddle would make the game where you have to use the old dictionary, you can't use slang. Which causes alot of arguments.

"What do you mean I can use the world milf?"

"IT IS NOT A REAL WORD!"

"Oh? It's suddenly not a word then? But I'm not allowed to say it around your mom? Tell me what is a real word because the word you just put down, what was it? 'Punctual'? That doesn't sound like a real word. I've never seen it".

Savanaclaw:

Life, UNO, Bullshit, Sorry!, Poker

Life because it makes everyone who plays it miserable, everyone knows why UNO isn't allowed but bullshit because Leona can't stand it. Everyone has a great poker face and no one can stand the arguments.

"Ruggie, did you just say three fours? "

"Yes"

"But you played two fours last round?"

"Maybe"

...

...

"Bullshit"

Ruggie did infact played three fours, so leona ended up with the whole deck and lost. He has banned the game.

Octavinelle:

Monopoly, Poker, Blackjack

Fun fact it was Azul who banned this game himself, he hated losing.

"Floyd you can not buy that property"

"Why?"

"Well because"

"I have 500 dollars, the lot is 500. I can buy it"

"YOU ALREADY HAVE HALF OF THE BOARD"

"It's just a game"

Scarabia:

Mancala, DND, Clue

DND is banned because is stresses Jamil out too much, he is the only one keeping track of everyone's character sheets, and the campaign.

"WAIT I WANT TO ADD SOMETHING ABOUT MY CHARACTER IN THE BACKSTORY!"

"Kalim... this is the fifth time we've stopped the game for you to change your character sheet..."

"Well, I just forgot to write something down?"

"Are you cheating?"

"No?"

"Kalim are you trying to change your characteristics so you can beat the next coming boss? Because it doesn't work like that. Also don't say "what boss" I saw you yesterday peaking at the campaign sheet".

Pomefiore:

Clue, Go, Mahjong

Clue is banned because Rook insisted one night to have everyone acted it out. Kinda like hosting your own Murder Mystery.

The game had to be stopped so many times because "someone wasn't acting the right way" ans there was confusion between everyone, it ended in an argument between everyone and everyone claiming that there was someone cheating.

"Epel your southern accent is ruining the theme of the game"

"I don't think my accent is the problem here, why is Rook speaking in complete French? How are we supposed to be understanding the game if the host is only speaking French?"

"Well maybe if you took the French lessons I told you to take, we wouldn't be in this mess"

Ignihyde:

Cards Agaisnt Humanity, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!

Yu-Gi-Oh! Is banned because Idia will try to say everytime he is close to losing that the opponent card is invalid some how or agaisnt the rules because "he didn't summon it right".

"You just cheated,"

"Um how"

"Ortho do a play back play"

"He cheated! He put a card in a deck while no one else was looking! Also his cards are fake"

Diasomnia

Risk, War, Scrabble, Poker, Crazy Eights, Monopoly.

Most of these games are bammed because the group played them for y e a r s also Sebek purposely loses to let Malleus win.

Like, Malleus and Lilia played Monopoly for six years straight.

"Father, can we please just end the game? I don't want to keep seeing Sebeck purposely loses territory to Malleus"

"Sebek, is this true? Do you not have faith that I will win?"

"NO SIR THAT ISNT IT, AM JUST TERRIBLE AT RISK"

"Oh that's for sure, you only have three men left. If anything I am wining ~fufu".

Ramshackle:

Chutes and Ladders, Candy Land, UNO

Grim can't count and cheats in every game they have.

"Grim, we just saw you drop cards onto the ground"

"WHAT? I wouldn't never cheat henchmen!"

The day that (Name) disappeared.

Reader is Gender Neutral!! Ruggie is wearing a dress for comic relief. No spoilers for any chapters. Enjoy!!

"Now (Name) what could be sooo urgent that you decide to drag me out of my busy schedule, for a tea party?" Leona sat himself down around a table full of different types of food and drinks.

"Leona, me and you both know that your schedule today was to sleep in and play with your nephew", Sighed (name).

"Actually, me and Cheka were going to get manicures" he grinned "you know for our health".

(Name) rolled their eyes, "It's about Malleus".

Leona's eyes perked up, "Oh! Are you calling off the wedding?".

(Name) spitted out their tea, "NO! Of course not! It is just overbearing".

"What, the royal life?". Leona grabbed himself a sandwich.

"Well......"

Flashbacks

"Love? What are you doing down here?". Malleus teleports behind (Name), wrapping his arms around them.

"Oh, I was about to make us breakfast?"

Mallues smiled and turned (Name) around so they could face them, "You don't have to do that, we'll have the servants do that for us in the morning. Come, let's go back to bed".

"But-". Green Fireflies glittered around them, teleporting (Name) and Mallues back to their room.

"Now, go to sleep we have a busy day tomorrow".

End of flashback.

"So, does he use a sleeping spell all the time?", Leona grabbing more food.

"Not all the time". (Name) grabbed the plate of food away from Leona, "Save some for Grimm".

"If you are going to make me listen to this sob story, get me something to drink at least". Leona snapped at the nearest servent, asking for beverages.

(Name) rolled their eyes, "Seriously? It is only the afternoon".

"I drink, you continue with your vent. I'm not going to be a therapist without some sort of compensation".

(Name) could only sigh when they looked at Leona picking several different beverages on a menu.

"As I was saying".

Flashback

(Name) explored Blair Valley Market place, unlike Sam's shop they used to love, everything looked stuck in time. To avoid any conflicts, (Name) decided to wear a cloak and some old casual clothing from NRC.

'Malleus wasn't kidding when this place didn't have any recent technology'.

(Name) looked endlessly at the venues, trying to shop for the foods they were running out of in that palace. Trying to enjoy the peace they sp little get.

'Just a few more things left, then to find some sort of convince store that sells Grimm's stupid "luxurious" tuna.... that cat is going to end up spoiled and fat'.

A few droplets of water on their hand, tracing them out of their thought. 'Looks like it is going to rain'

'Shit.... Malleus'.

The sound of hooves rumbled throughout the street. Causing many to fall to the ground. "HALT, IN THE NAME OF THE LAW".

'Well. Shit'

(Name) was surrounded by knights; pointing their polearms at them. "Stay down men, arms down".

(Name) took off their hood, and nervously smiled at Silver. "Heyyyyyy.....Youuu".

Silver sighed as the rain fell "Please.. just get on the saddle".

Back at the castle, there was chaos everywhere. Knights and servants searched every room and blocking every exit.

Lilia sat on a chair, watching the chaos unfold. "Lilia, how can you be so happy when your future (king/queen) is missing". Growled an angry Malleus.

Lilia just smiled and drank his tea, "Well I know where they are".

"WHAT?" Thunder grew louder outside. "WHERE?". Malleus was having a mental down at this point, reminding the old fae of when Malleus was a young fae.

Smiling, Lilia stired his tea, "Behind you~".

(Name) and Sliver walked into the throne room. Malleus ran towards (Name), hugging and coddling them as if they were a lost child.

Malleus pecked every inch of (Name)'s face, "My love, where did you go?".

"Oh, I made a couple of errands. I noticed we were getting low on stuff so I decide to pick some stuff up". (Name) struggled to pick up their bag, showing the contents to Malleus.

Malleus smiled and cupped their cheek, "My love, those are the servant's job. You don't need to do that anymore".

Flashback Ends.

"Sounds like you don't like the royal life". Leona took a sip of his drink.

(Name) sighed, "It isn't that. I just want to be independent, I don't want to have someone hover over me or tell me not to do something".

The two sat in silence, (Name) was in deep thought. They love Malleus, they really did but they just needed a day to themselves without Malleus having a separation anxiety.

Leona stirred his drink, "Well, it isn't like you can switch bodies for a day, also your lizard fiancee is covering the bill, correct?".

(Name) had a light bulb sparked in their brain, "What if I could switch bodies with someone? And yes, Malleus is covering the bill". (Name) stood up, pacing around the table.

Leona sighed, "Too bad no spell exists. Thank you (Name) for the free meal and alcohol. But it is time for me to leave, I have a crown prince to entertain".

"Wait, Leona".

"Yes?".

"Do you know when Ruggie is available?".

♡

"Now (Name) or should I say 'Lady/Sir Draconia'? What do I owe the pleasure of? I'm glad we could schedule this meeting jn such short notice.." Azul smiled.

"Azul, I know you are such a busy man. So I'll get right to the point. I need a spell that allows me to switch bodies with someone, temporarily".

Azul, sipping on his tea. "Well, I am afraid no spell exists (Name). Although there is another spell, a mirroring spell. While you look like someone and you'll appear as that person. The mirror will show your real reflection". Azul explains.

"That will work. What is your price?".

Before Azul speaks the door slams open, "OH Shrimpy~ You didn't tell me you were dropping in! You never vist NRC anymore every since that big lizard made you homeschool!!" Floyd whinned.

Azul sighed, "My price? Hmm, how about 'Maid of honor' at your wedding?". The man smirked.

"Bride's maids and I'll let you talk about politics at dinner".

"Deal". The two shook on it. While Azul makes the contract, Floyd continues to hover over the two.

"Awee Shrimpy. I wanna come to your weddding".

" Azul, let me see Floyd's behavior chart".

The three looked at the chart, "yeah.... get 50 more green days and I'll let you in the wedding".

Floyd grumble.

♡

"Listen..... (Name) as much I would love to switch places with you... are we sure? What if we get caught? I do not want to deal with an angry dragon".

"Ruggie that's the best part, Malleus is going to be in a meeting with the elders all day. So you won't have to be around him! Besides wouldn't you like to pampered?? Think of it as a vacation".

(Name) looked at Ruggie with hope in their eyes, pleading with the Hyena, "Fine! Enough with the puppy eyes".

"Great!! Now give me your clothes!"

"Excuse me?"

♡

"Why do you wear so many layers? I don't understand this rich shit". Ruggie fumbled with the laces.

(Name) walked over and helped pulled the corset tighter on Ruggie, "HEY! I HAVE RIBS".

"I really don't know, it kinda was my only wardrobe. The elders kinda picked everything out for me".

"Ugh. Just tell me how this stuipd spell works".

(Name) grab a small box from the desk, pulling out two necklaces. "Okay so Azul said to just put these on and they'll last for two hours and do not stand in front of a mirror"

"Why not?"

"Because it is just a reflect spell, so the mirror will just show us our reflection".

"Got it".

The two put on the necklaces; with shimmering light, their appearances changed.

"Holy shit it worked" Ruggie looked at (Name) or himself.

"Okay now for some rules".

"I'm not kissing the damn dragon".

"What! Of course not. Now I shouldn't be doing anything today, so just allow whatever service. But we will meet at the mirror chamber at NRC in a hour and 45 minutes".

"Okay, while your at NRC... could you do me some small favors".

"Anything! I owe you big time Ruggie!".

Ruggie snickered.

♡

'Now when I said anything, I didn't know it would be just chores'.

(Name) was running around NRC finishing Ruggie's "favors". Favors included, finishing his schoolwork, and completing favors that he owed to other students.

'Whatever atleast I'm getting out of that castle'.

"Ruggie senpai, can I speak to you real quick??"

'Shit.. Jack'.

"Yeahhhhh, what is up buddy?".

Jack looked at (Name) or Ruggie, glancing at them, "Anyways, where were you at Spell-Drive practice?"

(Name) was silently panicking, they don't have any magic to use at practice. 'If I don't get out of this, the jig is up'.

"Um, I didn't feel good enough to practice".

"You didn't feel good? But you feel good enough to do your school work?". Jack was glaring at them, (Name) felt so small under his glare.

"Well- I".

(Name) was then dragged toward the field.

'Ruggie I hope you are having a better time than me'.

♡

Ruggie infact was not having a good time. Turns out (Name) did have stuff to do today, wedding planning.

"Ma'am? What do you think of these colors?"

Ruggie looked at the two cloths, "um, they are the same color?".

A woman behind him scoffed, "really the same color? You can totally tell that one is 'Timeless' and the other is 'Jasmine White'". A few other Fae women laughed behind Ruggie.

'Wow such great in-laws you have (Name)'.

"Miss? Here is your book. You have your plans and theoretical colors you wanted". Ruggie took the book and skimmed through it. "Um, yeah let's stick to-"

"OG Please, wouldn't you want Fae to help you? Plus this is a royal wedding that needs Fae traditional clothing. We aren't going to get another wedding for a few hundred years". The woman snickered.

Another woman piped in, "Humans like yourself think these events are big in your short life, but they are bigger for us! Your human brain couldn't even comprehend how important this is".

"Agree, you should just let us handle it, after all, humans are just known for their-"

"Okay listen here, woman!" Ruggie was interrupted by his phone ringing.

He glared at the fae women, "excuse me".

Ruggie walked into the hallway, "(Name), you really screwed me over"

"WHAT? YOU SCREWED ME OVER"

Ruggie winced at (Name) yelling into his ear, "You had spell-drive practice and didn't tell me!".

"Just go to practice! I don't see the big deal. What is a bigger deal is the wedding planning you left me to deal with!".

"Oh shit was that today? But! Ruggie! I don't have any magic. How can I practice?".

"Just break your ankle".

"RUGGIE IM SERIOUS!".

"I'm serious too! You letting your in-laws or these random people walk all over this wedding planning. How am I supposed to know what you want?"

"I don't know! Just tell them to ask me tomorrow!".

The two bickering over the phone, unaware of a certain guest. "Ohhhh (Name)~"

'Shit is that Lilia?' Two both thought.

Ruggie was panicking, "Listen, I do not have any car warranties! Do not call my number again random scammer!".

"Wait Ruggie!!".

Ruggie looked at Lilia and nervously smiled, "Oh hey... Lilia. Whatcha doing here?".

The old fae grinned, "Oh I came down here to see how the wedding planning was going. I heard some ruckus from down the hallway".

"Oh yeah... it is going good! You know, picking fabrics".

Lilia smiled, "Oh really? Well I bring good news!"

"Oh yeah? What's that?"

"Malleus is on break from his meeting, he would love if you joined him at lunch".

Ruggie's heart sank, "oh, um, well I have sooo much planning. I should get back to that".

"Oh nonsense, let's walk together. Malleus has missed you, also do me a favor and try to convince him to take the deal. You know how the elders are~".

Ruggie was pulled into a luxurious dining hall, filled with servants setting up a long dining table.

'Fuck fuck fuck, I'm going to die'.

♡

"Ruggie stop trying to get out of practice", Jack snarled.

'I'm going to actually have to break my leg for this'.

"Um listen, Jack. What if I ran laps instead of practicing? You know that would teach me not to skip practice". (Name) smiled nervously.

Jack glared at them, walking up to them, then picking them up and throwing them over his shoulder.

"JACK LETS NOT BE TOO RASH!! Please man, I can't do this. I'm actually really sick".

Jack put (Name) onto a broom, "You are going to practice like everyone else, we are too close to Spell-Drive season to be slacking off".

The broom started to levitating, even if the broom was flying (Name) couldn't control it, "Listen Jack! Please I learned my lesson! Get me down please!".

"Not untill you get the disc in the goal atleast five times!".

(Name) looked down at the field, 'holy shit. I'm going to die'. Other students started gathering around the field, picking up other brooms to play a practice game.

"Come on Ruggie Senpai! Stop being such a pussy!!"

Other students chimed in, teasing "Ruggie", (Name) hasn't even sat on the broom but clutching it like a koala.

"Alright! Let's play!" Cheers among the Savanah students.

One of the students decided to throw the disc at (Name), making the broom spin upside down.

'FUCK I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO DIE'.

"Come on senpai! Just play the game!"

Jack flew by (Name), "Come on Ruggie, stop whatever this is".

(Name) tried moving them self upwards, but while trying to get onto of the broom the necklace started falling off their head.

'SHIT! NO!'. (Name) took one hand off the broom to grab the falling necklace.

"Shit! (Name)!?".

(Name) slipped off the broom, falling towards the ground. Jack tried to fly toward them as fast as he could. Just before (Name) could fall to their death, Jack grabbed them by their shirt them gently put them on the ground.

"(Name). Why the hell are you here?".

Just before (Name) could answer, their phone went off.

'Shit the alarm'

♡

Ruggie sat across Malleus, one of those outrageous long dining tables.

"My love how is your day going? I feel bad for not being apart of any of the planning".

"It's okay, We are doing okay so far, I guess".

Ruggie felt so uncomfortable under Malleus's puppy eyes gaze. This whole situation was way too weird for him, he was wearing a dress and pretending to be the most powerful mage in the world's fiancée.

"Is the food not to your liking love? Should I ask the chefs to get something else for you?".

Lilia laughed, "Oh that won't be necessary, after all Ruggie will eat anything".

Ruggie dropped his fork and slowly turned around with a horrific stare at Lilia. Lilia giggled and pointed towards the window.

Ruggie's reflection was in the window.

The rain started hitting the windows harder, "Ruggie, where is (Name)?".

'I'm going to die'.

Ruggie chuckled nervously, "Well, you see-"

The power went out, the rain hitting the windows harder, "Ruggie, I swear to the heavens-".

Ruggie's phone went off, "oh wow, would you look at the time! I really got to go! Thank you so much for the food!".

The thunder got louder, lighting lite up the room, "RUGGIE!".

Just about Ruggie was going to leave, he looked behind him, "Also tell your fucking family to stop being cunts".

"RUGGIE!!"

♡

"Ruggie! Where have you been I've been trying to call you! Jack is on my ass!".

Ruggie couldn't breathe, "Well I had to deal with lover boy over here".

"RUGGIE!".

"(NAME)!".

The two cringe.

After a heated argument from both sides, the spell eventually wore off.

"Well I hope two of you learned your lesson" Lilia lectured.

(Name) rolled their eyes, "What lesson to be exactly? Next time don't get caught?". Malleus glared at (Name) and then back at Ruggie.

Ruggie growled, "Whatever at least you're not stuck in a dress in front of your underclassmen. Jack we will never speak of this".

Malleus sighed, "Love, why would you go out of your way to do this? Did Leona set you up to this?"

"Ugh, no Malleus. I just wanted a day where I wasn't coddled like a baby. I want to do my own things!"

"Well you have the wedding planning"

Ruggied laughed, "Like hell they do! Not with those in-laws or something! They aren't even allowed to breathe the same air as them! I couldn't even get a word in!".

Malleus's face frowned, "Is that true love?".

(Name) signed, "Yes, I don't feel comfortable. I don't even feel like it's my or our wedding. I don't know why you invited them, I wanted to have my friends help me. Riddle, Vil and Jamil would have been the best planners".

Malleus hugged (Name), "I am sorry love, I didn't take your feelings seriously. We'll get new planners and you can invite your friends. If they don't ring up a bill... again".

(Name) laughed, "I guess I should mention I invited Azul to our wedding".

"God damn it (Name)".

Video games I think the Dorm Leadera play religiously.

Riddle Rosehearts: Candy Crush

"Bro how are you already on level 679?"

"I've been plating this game since it was release. It's a stress relief"

"I think you should go to therapy instead"

Leona Kingscholar: Clash Royal or God of War (franchise).

I feel like he only plays these when he is truly bored and not tired.

"So If you actually don't like video games. Why do you have all the consoles to play this franchise?"

"Leave me be, I'm trying to concentrate"

"I'm just saying if you can afford this. You can afford to pay me for spying on Malleus".

Azul Ashengrotto: Animal Crossing or Project Sekai

This dude HATES Tom Nook, like he has a fully furnished town.

"This town is so aestheticly pleasing"

"I know, I've worked hard earning my fair share of bells. The only thing that stands in my way is that damn squirrel"

"I'm pretty sure he is a raccoon"

Kalim Al - Asim:(downloads any game he gets an Ad for).

"Um Kalim, I found the reason why you have no storage"

"Oh those are all my games!"

"Yeah, I see that but like, some of these games came out in ####. They aren't even on the appstore no more"

"Don't delete any, I still play those"

Vil Schoenheit: Cult of the Lamb or Sky

"Ooo Vil, I didn't take for you to play these type of games"

"I only play these to connect with fans, my manager says it builds good reputation. This and my Vtubing gig"

"Wait. you're a vtuber?"

Idia Shroud: literally has played every game that has been uploaded onto the internet.

"So like what game have you've not played?"

"Ugh, I hate those dress up games. They are for babies"

"But you've downloaded Dress Up Nikki? And pre-bought tickets to the upcoming moive?"

"Just because I hate something doesn't mean I don't enjoy the lore"

"WHAT LORE?"

Malleus Draconia: Sims

When this man gets introduced to better technology, he will be in his room playing Sims (every franchise but we all have distaste for sims 4 without the mods).

"Yuu look at our little family!"

"Oh Horten, that's adorable... why do you have 1000+ hours?! That's about 5 weeks?! How?!"

"...Fae have no use of the concept of time"

"MALLEUS!"

Authors Note:

Sorry if this looks rushed or poorly written, I had this in drafts for a long time and decided today to finish writing it. I hope yall enjoyed it though.

Fast food jobs I think Dorm Leaders have worked.

I'm at work so I thought of this while making food, but send in request!

Riddle Rosehearts : Dairy Queen and Trey's family Bakery.

I feel like after his overbolt he wanted to explore and experience things he couldn't before. So he got a job to try things out.

"Riddle how was Dairy Queen?"

"It was alright for a first job, I hated making blizzards though".

"Yeah when Riddle came to work at the bakery, his muscle memory was the worst".

"How so?".

"Let's say when he was making milkshakes for customers he was flip them upside-down".

Leona Kingscholar : Waffle House

During his teenage angst years he was badmouthinh servants and food workers, so his mom has enough and decided to get him a job so he will understand how hard it is being a worker.

"Leona?"

"..."

"You know that stigma around waffle house? The fights? Let's just say he ran a fight club!".

"WHAT"

"Ruggie cut the shit, I didn't start them, but I did finish them".

Azul Ashengrotto : Family Restaurant

Since it is said his family owns their own restaurant, I can imagine him as a child coming from school and doing his homework in the corner of the restaurant and when he got older (old enough not to break child labor laws ) he worked as a host/server or dishwasher.

"How do you feel about tipping Azul?"

"Well my family pays our workers above minimum wage in the Atlantic, so tipping isn't necessarily but it is seen as a complement".

"PSST Yuu/Name, people tip there more because there's rumors that their family works with the mafia"

"Floyd, stop."

Kalim Al-Asim : Sonic

He saw an ad where the employees got to Rollerblade to cars to being food. He begged for weeks just to have a job. His family complied but he was only allowed to do it for a week with Jamil's help.

"Yeah! It was super fun!! But I wasn't allowed to rollarskate, they said 'we don't do that anymore'. So Jamil took me to Roller-Rink after work!"

"He would pout everytime we passed it on the way home...."

Vil Schoenheit : Starbucks

A video circled around of a blond Karen who looked kinda like Vil (maybe or maybe not it was him, PR teams worked hard) bitching about her Chai latte not being hot. So Vil decided to work at Starbucks for two weeks just to bring up his reputation and "be humbled".

"Did you enjoy it?"

"Kinda, it was a nice experience but so many people came in asking just for autographs to the point where the manager had to put a sign up saying if you bought 20 dollars worth of food or drinks they get a free autograph".

"So we're you the karen?"

"... listen we all have our bad days, but now I get free Starbucks for life. Now what do you want to drink?".

Idia Shroud : McDonald's

Remember when BTS meal was available at McDonald's and workers got shirts are started selling them for hundreds of dollars? I feel like Idia would do the same thing for like a game collaboration or a popular idol group. Literally only applies for the merch.

"Did you enjoy working there?"

"No. The social interaction was awful, people are so fucking rude. I'm sorry that I misheard you when you said you want a fucking mcnugget".

"Damn, salty much?"

"You know how many rude customers got spit in their food? Alot. That's why I will never eat there again" *shivers*

"Welp atleast you got this cool shirt".

Malleus Draconia : None.

I'm sorry but I can not see this man working a day in his life unless he was told to do the dishes as a punishment, but even then he didn't finish doing them because Lilia felt bad

"Child of Man, I don't understand why you have to leave to work".

"Some of us aren't from old money or have a whole ass castle decaded to their "hoard"".

"I don't like your attitude".

I'm liking having a mental breakdown and stuffing my fatass with popeyes anyways here is...

Chick Flicks that I think the Dorm Leaders have a guilty pleasure for.

Do to that this a different world everything that is popular reference is going to be different! I don't think TWST world has guns or bombs?? So Legally Blonds JFK reference could refer to a King in Port o' Bliss (since Sam is from there, which is a reference to New Orleans). Heather's reference to the Vietnam War could be an overbolt war between kingdoms (obviously for the very very wrong reasons) and JD could've overbolted and Veronica had to kill him.

And I think TWST do have its own fairytale, Enchanted is one of them like "omg what if magic doesn't exists and someone from our world goes there!"

Riddle Rosehearts : Legally Blonde

I feel like he was forced to 'catch up' on pop culture, Cater showed him ( this world's equivalent movie). Out of all the movies he was shown, he liked this one the most.

"So what what's you're favorite part?"

"I loved the fact she proved to everyone that she wasn't a bimbo. Like, seriously? Fashion merchandising is a business school, she wasn't taken seriously because of her greek fraternity? I'm sorry that pink is "too girly" to be taken seriously".

Leona Kingscholar : Heather's

He only watched it because he crashed moive night at Ramshackle. He actually stayed awake for the musical.

"I didn't take you for someone who liked musicals"

"I don't but this moive was enjoyable. You're not supposed to cheer for the cast but to see their flaws which I understand wanting to fit in"

"So you wanna see the live performance?"

"This is on Broadway?".

Azul Ashengrotto : Mean Girls

Azul wanted more guest to come into the lounge so he opened a moive night, Mean Girls was a popular request so popular it is played every Wednesday.

"You know what Azul, you remind me of the mean girls group"

"How so?"

"Well, you're not a fashion statement but you, Jada, and Floyd are kinda of the "It" group. As in "don't fuck with us".

Kalim Al-Asim : Enchanted

Kalim has forced everyone who befriends him to watch this movie, he is obsessed with this type of romance, the very naive and the smitten serious type.

"Oh Yuu! My favorite scene is obviously the dancing in the city!"

"Aww that's so cute Kalim!"

"Yeah! I love this moive! My parents funded the company to make a second one!"

"Oh... Kalim that's .. precious"

Vil Schoenheit : Crazy Rich Asains

This is definitely Vil's favorite moive, like, we've both cried to it. Because for real best romance movie in decades.

"Vil why are you crying?"

"Shut up, you're crying too! I wished I had someone who didn't care about my appearance or my background. I wish I had someone who stood by my side untill the curtain fell"

"STOPPPP YOU'RE MAKING ME CRY MORE".

Idia Shroud : A Slient Voice

I couldn't think of a live-action Idia would genuinely liked, but this counts. Anyways, we had to show him this movie.

"Idia STOP CRYING ON ME!"

"but he... and she....AHHH"

"You know this is rumored to be based off a true story but the guy actually died"

"ahhHHHHHH"

Malleus Draconia : Twilight

You wanted to try and binge watch this entire franchise with the gang one night for a goof, you happened to see Malleus outside and invited him to watch with the gang. To say he was very very interested in this series was a understatement.

"Child of man, explain to me this. Why is she choose the guy who wants nothing to do with her but stalks her?"

"Malleus, I couldn't tell you but don't be an obsessive dick who tries to have an off and on relationship. That's toxic".

"I think I see, but can you explain why the grown man imprints on a literal baby?"

"I cannot tell you".

Since I'm moving and finally getting out if a toxic relationship heres....

Type of airplane passengers I think the Dorm Leaders and Classman are!

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Heartslabyul

Riddle Rosehearts: Quiet Worker Passenger (Business).

He's prepared, he brought his own computer, three travel batteries, headphones, etc. He gotta finish work somehow in peace.

Trey Clover: Magazine Reader. (Premium Economy).

He probably reads or brings his own magazines. Either baking, dentistry, or about the place he is traveling too.

Cater Diamond: Constantly taking pictures out of the window. (Premium Economy).

Anytime they pass something that looks "pretty" or cool, they are taking pictures. Even go as far to take videos or photo of people doing dumb things on the plane, (looking at you Ace).

Ace Trappola: Takes off shoes. (Economy)

Motherfucker takes "get comfortable" seriously. He is wearing a eye over, wearing earmuffs, he takes relaxing seriously.

Deuce Spade: Sleeper but wakes up bored so mess around with papers sitting in the front of the seat. (Economy).

Type of person to leave everything in a checked-in -bag and doesn't have anything to do on flight. He will mess with the papers in the front, try to use the tablet on the seat, look at others phones. Very unprepared.

Savanaclaw

Leona Kingscholar: Sleeper (First Class).

His family owns their own jets. He probably has his own plane (small one, he probably has a flying license too). Anyways when he is flying with family he is sleeping or drinking, anything to take his mind off from screaming Cheka.

Ruggie Bucchi: Snacker and moive watcher. (Economy).

He is responsible enough to be prepared and brings a bag of his own food, whenever he gets bored he is just snacking or looking out the window.

Jack Howl: Podcast Listener. (Premium Economy)

He is just going to be listening to his meditation or fitness podcast or even sporting commentary. Doesn't really care about anyone else or mind babies.

Octavinellle

Azul Ashengrotto: Slient Worker. (Business).

He probably loves first class, he feels like he runs the world with this much privilege. If he hears a crying baby he can't focus and probably talks shit about the parents.

Jade Leech: Knitting and listening to a podcast. (Business).

He is just chilling, wearing a neck pillow, gotta comfy blanket, humming as he just knitts. Man doesn't care about anyone else around him, he just chilling.

Floyd Leech: Tablet Baby. (Business).

Literally always given a tablet or some electronic that will distract him from bothering other passengers, motherfucker probably likes kicking the seat.

Scarabia

Since it's probably likely that Kalim's family owns their own private jet, they both are spoiled on the plane.

Kalim Al-Asim: Talker

Always talking, probably offers to pay for someone's food. He probably doesn't even mind crying babies on a plane either, probably will try to play with them aswell.

Jamil Viper: Worrier.

He probably has to take anxiety medication because of flying, like worrying about if there is enough fuel, or if the jet had a good manience constantly asking the flight attendants how long the pilot has been flying and where he got his license.

Pomefiore

Vil Schoenheit: Champagne Enjoyier.

I feel like he doesn't have his own jet but flys with other influencers who have their own jets, buy he does fly first class and drinks and gossips with other passengers.

Rook Hunt: Magazine reader and Talkative. (First class).

I feel like he has never been on a airplane and when he was he was with Vil, talking and talking away and he isn't quiet about it. This man does not understand social cues! But he will be reading about the place he is visiting.

Epel Felmier: Snacker (Economy).

Since Vil isn't there to comment on what he eats, he is eating what his family packed him, fruits, candy, homemade chips, packed lunch.

Ignihyde

Idia Shroud: Gamer (First Class).

He paid for the premium package where you can have wifi and internet. Let him sit in the corner of the plane and enjoy his game time.

Ortho Shroud : Sleeper (put under the plane).

I'm sorry but I feel like he was put under the plane because he is made completely m e t a l. (If I remember) but he is put in sleep mode.

Diasomnia

Malleus Draconia: Curious. (First Class).

He has no need to be on a plane but he was curious as what it was and why so many people used it when they could use a mirror. He is touching all the buttons above him.

Lilia Vanerouge: Gamer but doesn't have headphones so volume is loud. (First Class).

He is the most annoying person to fly with, he doesn't listen when you ask him to quiet down, it's embarrassing. Old people and their social cues.

Silver Vanerouge: Sleeper. (First Class)

He literally sleeps through the worst turbulence, it's terrifying really, he looks dead. Only wakes up for water and goes back to sleep.

Sebek Zigvolt: Worrier. (First Class)

This man is clutching his seat, he does not feel safe. Constantly hitting the 'help' button and asking the flight attendant when they are about to land. He freaks out at the slightest turbulence.

02/20 I wanted to write short story along with this because I'm currently waiting for my plane to board! So here Yuu!(Reader), Epel, Ace, Deuce, Floyd, Jack and Diasomnia gang on a plane.

TSA was awful, Grim, who was considered a pet, had to be put in a pet carrier. All of Epels bags had to be checked troughly, Ace got detained for having three bottles of lotion, and then Sebek wouldn't stop freaking out about Malleus getting questioned for his 'cosplay', when it was his horns.

'Finally, we can just sit down'. Looking down at Grim who was under the seat, growing and mumbling in his sleep.

"Child of man? May I sit by you"

(Name) looked around, "um sure, as long as no was sitting there".

Malleus, hummed.

"Aaaaaweeee I wanted to sit by shrimpyyyyyyy".

Malleus glared at Floyd who was smiling and holding their tablet.

"Ah that's okay, Malleus how about I sit in the middle and you can sit by the window? Is that okay?". Malleus nodded, switching seats with (Name).

As everyone was getting seated, a screech could be heard in the back.

"ACE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

"Sebek, I'm relaxing, you should try and do the same"

"No Ace, I'm going have to agree with Sebek on this one. You're disgusting".

"Shut up Deuce, I'm literally doing nothing wrong. If there is a problem, the flight attendants would've done something by now".

'Please guy, not now......'.

"Shhrimmmpyyy, my moive isn't workinggg"

"Oh, okay let me see it, and stop kicking the seat, you're bothering Silver".

Lilia stood up on his seat and turned around, "No it's fine! Look Silver won't wake up no matter what, but please stop for my sake. I'm trying to beat this boss".

"Child of Man, what is this?"

"Um that's a fan"

"What's that?"

Looking out the window, "umm the wings".

"Fascinating".

"EPEL SHARE THOSE SNACKS!"

"NO! GET YOUR OWN!"

'This is going to be a long trip'

Dance With Me.

Kinda Malleus x Reader!Yuu. Slight spoilers for Chapter Seven (I haven't read nor looked at translations). But enjoy! Reader is Gender Nuetral.

WARNINGS: SLIGHT CHAPTER SEVEN SPOILERS, captivity, deliriousness.

Timeless.

Endless.

Dizziness.

That's all (Name) felt as they waltz with strangers. It was endless, the music was never-ending, the same symphony would get quiet and then repeat.

Once it got quiet (Name) would hear humming.

(Name) got off the stranger, politely excusing themselves. (Name) walked around trying to find the source of the humming, it was quiet, but soothing.

(Name) went up stairs only to re-enter the ballroom they were just in, same with going down stairs. They always re-enter the same ballroom.

'This is getting stranger and stranger by the minute'. (Name) was lost, the humming wouldn't get louder or softer, it was consistent.

The symphony slowly picked back up where it started, 'how did I get here? Where am I' (Name) looked around, feeling dizzy by the guest waltzing around them, the spinning and laughter around them was endless.

"Mind if I steal this dance?"

(Name) looked up to the figure, 'he is enchanting'. Feeling heat rise to their face, they nodded.

The man chuckled, leading them to the center of the ballroom.

(Name) felt eyes grow on them, but the humming stopped, causing them to look around.

"Is everything alright my dear?"

(Name) looked at the man, "um, yes".

"Are you sure? You look so uncertain, are you nervous?". His smile was warm but felt so sinister.

(Name) rested their head on the man's chest as they danced, "Well, kinda. Where are we?".

The ceiling was endless as were all the rooms, the room stretched, what looked like hundreds of people dancing around the two.

(Name) looked closer at the man, his horns where decorated with lace covering his eyes, but oh was it his eyes that stood out the most. The envy green eyes that pierced their mind, their soul and swallowed them whole.

"Say, have we met before?"

He smiled at them, adoring thier curiosity, "Of course, once upon a dream".

"A dream?" (Name) was puzzled, when was the last time they dreamed? They felt like they were so busy, but they can't seem to remember anything before this dance.

"NAME!"

(Name) looked around, "did you hear that?".

"Hear what love?" The man hummed, humming, that irritable humming.

(Name) felt themselves getting angry, that humming was making their head hurt, "My name! That's my name! And your name... what is your name?".

"Names are very powerful, Little one, do you really wish to know my name?"

"Well, I think that I know you"

"NAME! WAKE UP!"

The whole room shook, dust falling on everyone, people around them were glitching, in and out of place.

"Wait, wake up? Am I in a dream? Sir, where are we?". (Name) tried to break away from the man, but was shoved back into his arms.

"It seems that we are being distributed". The man holds (Name)'s cheeks, rubbing them softly.

(Name) feel nauseous, worry crept up their spine, alarm bells ringing in their head, "I think I should be going sir".

"Oh no, we can't have that, shhhh. It's okay, just relax" The man picked up (Name), rocking them as if they were a baby.

The man softly hummed as he rocked (Name), the ballroom got dark, the music finally stopping.

"Shhh, it's okay (Name). I'll give us a better dream, where no one can disturb us". The man kissed the top of their head.

(Name) felt themselves relaxed, listening to the soft humming, their eyes slowly closing once last time.

Sorry! This was kinda rushed, I had to get this off my mind. I hope you enjoyed! Ask and request are always opened!

Crack Headcannon about NRC

You cannot tell me NRC stinks so bad, like some of these boys probably do not know how to take proper hygiene. Crowley literally probably has to put up signs once a year (due to demand by Vil) and hold a assembly about personal hygiene.

HEARTSLABYUL

The only smelly one is fucking Ace, he probably uses Axe after and during basketball. It got to the point where Trey had to have a dad-talk with Ace about personal hygiene.

SAVANACLAW

Smellest dorm in the school, like B.O, and the smell of wet animals. The smell probably gets worst during torment season. Leona won't saying because "not my circus not my monkey".

OCTAVINELLE

There isn't a lot of smell but it does smell like fish. I do think when they were introduced to deodorant, Floyd ate it. Like straight up took a bite of it.

SCARABIA

I think the smell of buring sand hides the B.O smell, also Jamil's OCD probably won't stand it so he uses his signature spell to make others bathe.

POMEFIORE

No smelly kids, Vil will not tolerate it. Probably when Epel first show up (that farm smell isn't a joke), Vil probably took Epel by the scruff and hosed him down.

IGNIHYDE

Secound smellest room, Idia probably doesn't care for himself or others and probably doesn't know how to tell someone they stink in the nicest way. Otho is currently trying to hold a personal hygiene meeting and probably sends out emails every morning.

DIASOMNIA

Can Faes smell? Like, if they are hundreds of years old does that mean their bodies will stop producing hormones so fast? I can't really say for certain, but I think they don't have a problem with smell.

Hey guys! Sorry not uploaded so much! I got a new job and it's been taking all my time and mental health. Let me tell you making Americanos are so gross 😭 but I am currently writing and fixing Yuu(Reader) as a issek'd baby. Let new know if you wanna be tagged for the story!

Type of drinks and food they order from Starbucks!

Warnings: None!

Riddle Rosehearts : Royal English Breakfest Tea Lattle with brown sugar and a Red Velvet Loaf.

When he doesn't (when he is lazy) want to eat at Heartslabyul and have tea with others, he will stop by and get something small to take to class. Basic tea and a sweet loaf.

"Are you okay Riddle?".

"Yeah, am just overwhelmed. I need something fast and simple just to get the day over with".

"Is it that type of day already?".

"Yes, you can blame that duo of yours".

"Do you want shared custody?".

"If they keep waking me up in the middle of the night. Yes".

Leona Kingscholar : White Mocha with raspberry syrup and an Impossible Breakfest Sandwich

Listen when this man got the Impossible sandwich he thought it was a regular sausage sandwich, he still does, don't tell him he is eating vegan meat.

I also feel like he doesn't drink a lot of coffee, it's like a once-a-month thing for him when he is feeling peckish.

"White Mocha today Leona?".

"Yeah... I forgot that we have a pop quiz today in Trein's class".

"Oh shit, is that today?".

"Yes, also can you get me that sandwich that Ruggie always brings me?".

"Yeah, the impossible?".

"Yes that... also what's in it? What makes it "impossible"?".

"Uhhhh".

Azul Ashengrotto : Americano adds four shots and the Mushrooms & Kale egg bites.

This man loves those disgusting americanos, even more disgusting he keeps adding shots, he is business savvy and has to stay awake to deal with the Leech twins shit.

"Sir, I really don't feel comfortable giving this drink to you..."

"Why?"

"Because this is your third Grande Americano with four extra shots...... it already has four.... You've basically had 24 shots of expresso..."

Kalim Al-Asim : anything from tic tok and a Tomato & Mozzarella on Focaccia

This man is the type of customer who just shows a picture in the batista face.

"CAN I HAVE THIS??".

"Umm yeah, is Jamil okay with you coming here to drink? You know assassination? I could poison your drink right now".

"Psh it's fine, besides I've heard this drink is basically Neapolitan ice cream! But i wonder what Jamil would want.."

"Probably a shot-in-the-dark".

Vil Schoenheit : Chocolate Cream Cold Brew and a Feta Wrap

I feel like he doesn't really like sweet drinks "too much sugar", so he gets something bland but has a sweeten taste. It's like regular coffee but cold and instead of creamer you're putting melted whip cream on top.

"Samethinh always?"

"Yes, I'm so exhausted. My phone kept blowing up, Stan twitter is really something else".

"Oh yeah, I heard Epel talked about that. Are you getting canceled or something?"

"Ugh, no I wish. Me and Neige were seen eating brunch yesterday and now we are being shipped or media outlets saying "OH wHaT a KiND hEArT NieGe hAS foR MaKInG uP with ViLaN aCtoR ViL".

"Wish you luck on that, here's your drink by the way"

"Ugh, you're going probably remake this, there's too much water not enough cold brew".

Idia Shroud : Matcha Crème Frappuccino and Cheese Danish

When he does come out of his room, instead of the library he goes to the Starbucks café and plays video games or study.

"Um (Name) can you make it extra pretty, like in the picture? I wanna take a photo for my discord normies to prove I get out of my room".

"Yeah of course! Do you want caramel or honey on your Cheese Danish by the way?"

"Caramel but I want the Danish hot".

"So when you work, do you think as it as Papa's Freezeria but real life?"

"You need to get out more and yes. Yes I do, I even hear the music in my head".

Malleus Draconia : Caramel Macchiato with hazelnut and Coffee Cake

He only came to visit you, I doubt this man has drank any caffeine in his life. So when you asked what he wanted he saw the first thing and order it. I can't say if he liked it though, but do you know when cats' eyes dilate? Yeah his eyes were like that for a while, then he would randomly twitch, and purr.

"Okay, Malleus. Let's stop with the coffees, we have tea you know.... we even have cake pops".

"Coffee cake...."

"Malleus...."

Authors Note:

Hey guys! Sorry I've been so busy, I literally just started working and I got out of training yesterday and my manager came up to me ans was like "do you wanna be manager?" Appernlty everyone is leaving the store, so it will be me and two other people, who've by the way, worked longer than I have. I'm just tired and busy, but I am trying to get Isseked Baby Reader out soon, I just want to make it a longer chapter, so you guys can enjoy that while I girlboss my way to owning an apartment.

Thank you guys so much for the support and likes!

There is no one here.

Warnings: angst? Also this was kinda of a vent fic, I wrote down all my feelings from the past year and turned it into a fic, that's why it's corny.

(Name)/Reader is Yuu/Perfect

"I do everything, and I never get a thank you"

"I've had to take care of every mess, and my only reward is getting a pat on the back or being allowed to even go on trips as the bag carrier".

"When I complain, I just get threatened to be kicked out or reminded that there is no where for me to go. How would that make you feel?"

"I get asked to do thing, but if I don't do them then am the asshole"

"I have no one besides that damn cat to hug. How sad is that. I don't even remember when the last time someone said that they love me or gave me a genuine hug. I miss my family, I miss the people who genuinely cared about me".

"If I died here there wouldn't be anyone to care, my family probably thinks I'm already dead!"

(Name) felt like drowning, they felt like tempered glass that was dropped too hard.

'Burned out' that's the word (Name) wanted to use but who can say? Depression, burned out, anger, agony, it was the same thing in the mixing bowl, but beaten to hard.

(Name) just stared at their phone, waiting for the alarm to just go off so they could start another day, doing everyone's chores, then working a shift at Azul's lounge, then finally doing theirs and Grims homework.

*ting*

Times up. Time to get ready and be there for everyone while no one is there for you.

.....

(Name) could barely hear the arguing between Ace and Grim, then venting coming from Epel, (Name) was too zoned our to notice their food getting colder and colder. But they could feel the hundreds of eyes upon them, it was like a curse.

"(Name) are you-" before Jack could finish his sentence a swarm of needy people came to their table.

"Oohhhh (nammmmee)! Me and Jamil are going to this new restaurant, do you wanna come with?"

"Oi her-"

"Get your dirty paws off them, I was here first, so their attention should be on me".

"Shrimpy!! Can you take my shift tonighttttt?????".

The bickering slowly started fade out, (Name) couldn't focus on anything but clock ticking and their heart beating.

"IM GOING TO THE BATHROOM!" (Name) suddenly ran off.

In the bathroom, (Name) was almost hyperventilating.

'I can't keep doing this' (Name) thought as they splashed water onto their face.

(Name) looked in the mirror, their sunken face, tired eyes, their appearance was laughable.

(Name) felt angry, why are they always the bad guy, why can't they put boundaries? Why are they the one who has to do everything? Why are they the one who has to fix it?

(Name) was slowly seething.

But then their heartbreaks at the thought that no one really cares, can't anyone else see them slowly slipping away? Why won't anyone help them, why can't anyone else see what they are going through?

"Hey, you doing okay bro?"

(Name) turned around facing Duece, "Yeah, I'm fine. You know, stressed".

Deuce gave (name) a look, "are you sure? You look agitated"

(Name) thought about it, this would be a great time to just vent! "Am I? Sorry, I wouldn't know why"

Deuce hummed, "your food was getting cold, thought I would save it"

(Name) grabbed the tray from Deuce, "thanks".

A knock interrupts the two, "oh! (Name)! Perfect timing! I need your assistance!"

(Name) felt their body sink to the floor, "How can I help Crowley?".

Keys jingle, the door opens, "Perfect! I need your help! It's a dire situation! One that will cost Ramshackle!".

(Name) felt themselves age faster.

Crowley explains how he fell into a pyramid scheme, how does this involve (name)? No one knows.

"If you don't help! Who know what could happen! Those overbolts only happen around you!".

(Name) felt their heart-dropped, tears tricked down their face.

Deuce reached out for "(Name)".

"I just feel so ashamed and embarrassed? How was any of that my fault? Like don't they know how traumatizing it was for me to go through all of those damn overbolts? Why do they have the right" (Name) wailed.

Crowley and Deuce could only watch in shock.

"This is all YOUR fault!" (Name) screamed.

"Now listen here perfect! Just because-"

"NO! It is your fault! Why am I to take any of the blame?!".

"What's going on in here?".

A crowd gathered around the bathroom door, hushed voices, judgemental, sympathetic stares.

(Name) felt the stares, eyes staring at them, seething. It was all too much.

The room was spinning; the voices getting louder, more eyes appearing.

It was madness.

(Name) felt their heart race, breathing so fast like they'd run a marathon.

'I've got to get out of here'.

(Name) went to move into the crowded hallway, their steps erratic.

The hushing voices are getting louder.

"Look at them".

"How are they the perfect?"

"Can't do anything right-".

"They don't belong here-".

"Magicless-".

"Abnormal-".

"Waste of space-".

"The school's janitor-".

"Teacher's pet"-.

"Stuck up-".

"WORTHLESS-".

A hand grabs their shoulders, "(Name) are you alright?".

(Name) looks into Malleus's eyes, "no".

Darkness.

☆

(Name) finally opened their eyes.

'It's quiet'.

(Name) looked around and saw "Get Well Soon" cards decorated the room, deflated balloons.

"You're awake".

(Name) saw Crowley sitting in a chair by them, "It's been a couple of weeks you know? Personally I thought you were gone, I mean, a magicless human overbolting? Never happened before. But with you, a lot of things never happened before".

"I'm still... so tired" (Name) silently cried.

"I know. I'm sorry".

Authors note:

No part 2, this was a vent fic that I fixed up and wrote into putting characters from Twisted Wonderland.

Sometimes there is no happy endings.

Malleus voice nice...