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guess who’s back, back again?

Is nobody gonna talk about the fact that Stanley SHOT Klaus and his first thought was to get rid of the body

Five roller skating in with strawberry shaped sunglasses and a glass of Reginald’s best whiskey: Dolores you would not believe the day I’ve had

Diego: I hate you so much

Klaus: really :(

Diego:

Klaus:

Diego: no

*the car drives off the road*

Klaus: don’t worry I’m immortal

Allison: IM NOT

Viktor: okay five we’ve just had a minor setback

Five *already killing all the witnesses*: how unfortunate

Five: I don’t have enough energy to pretend to like you today

Lila: I didn’t realise you where trying

Diego: I gave Luther a 'get better soon' card

Viktor: I didn’t know Luther was sick?

Diego: he’s not

Viktor:

Diego: I just thought he could do better

Klaus: like they say ‘if you can’t beat them curl up into a ball and protect your vital organs’

Viktor: what does it mean if a girl says hi to me

Alison: their lying

Klaus impersonating Reginald: that’s it you’re going to time out get on top of the fride

Five: this house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE

‘Slut slut slut’ I chant to the mirror and he appears behind me. Klaus Hargreaves

Diego: I drink to forget but I always remember

Five: your drinking orange juice

Five: I have a solution

Luther: thank god

Five: it involves homocide

Luther:

Viktor:

Allison:

Pogo:

Diego: HELL YES

Luther: how about No

Five out with his siblings: I’ll get seven vodka and cokes please

Five: what do you guys want

Diego: did you eat my donut

Klaus: no

Diego: then what’s that white powder on your shirt

Klaus: cocaine

Klaus: I have decided that I am, in fact a snac and people aren’t hungry

Dave under his breath: I’m starving

Five: my back hurts

Klaus: from what

Five: carrying this team