Tokyo Revengers Manga Spoilers - Tumblr Posts
Hanma and Kisaki texts
Warnings: suggestive, swearing, and i feel like the characters involved should be warning enough tbh, also angst??? not sure
Desc: i hate Kisaki, but i find him and Hanma's dynamic to be hilarious. And i love Hanma. so this is just them being them. this is mostly for shits and giggles.
Hanma: hey babe ☺
Kisaki: who is this
Hanma: *gasp*
Hanma: you don't have my number saved???
Kisaki: obviously not
Kisaki: this is probably the wrong number
Hanma: is this Tetta-san? :)
Kisaki: ?
Kisaki: yeah?
Hanma: then it's the right number
Kisaki: oh
Kisaki: it's you
Kisaki: i told you not to text me unless it was something important
Hanma: it is important
Kisaki: what is it
Hanma: i'm bored
Hanma: let's FaceTime 😋
Kisaki: 😐
Kisaki: i have work to do
Hanma: ooo!!!
Hanma: who's murder are we plotting next
Hanma: can we kill Draken???
Hanma: i want a necklace made out of his big ass ears
Kisaki: fuck is wrong with you
Kisaki: and i meant homework??
Hanma: oh yeah i forgot you're in school
Hanma: i never went
Kisaki: i can tell
Hanma: god i love it when you degrade me
Kisaki: you have serious problems
Kisaki: i'm gonna do my work now
Hanma: 5 minutes of your time is all i ask for
Kisaki: i don't like wasting time
Hanma: but it's not a waste of time if you're spending it on me
Kisaki: it absolutely is
Hanma: you're so silly Tetta-san😚
Kisaki: don't say that about me
Kisaki: ever
Hanma: or what ;)
*Kisaki has blocked Hanma*
Hanma: oh shit
Hanma: i was joking 😭😭
Hanma: it was a joke
Hanma: TETTA
Kisaki: meet me at the park
Hanma: DON'T BLOCK ME AGAIN IM SORRY ABOUT LAST TIME ITS BEEN LIKE A WEEK😭
Kisaki: shut up
Kisaki: i need you to drop me off somewhere
Hanma: omg you need me?? ☹️<3
Kisaki: could you stop being yourself for one minute
Kisaki: are you coming or not
Hanma: anything for you my lil meow meow
Kisaki: ?????
Hanma: i thought you were using me dropping you of somewhere as an excuse to hang out with me :(
Kisaki: why would i do that
Kisaki: i don't like you
Hanma: but i love you
Kisaki: i'm not gay
Kisaki: i'm only using you to get the woman i love
Hanma: so you're saying it'd be different if i was a woman?
Kisaki: no
Kisaki: your personality is undesirable
Kisaki: you're strange and offputting
Kisaki: and you're tall and lanky
Hanma: so what i'm hearing is
Hanma: you observe my body a lot 😏
Kisaki: 😐
Kisaki: bye
Hanma: WAIT
Hanma: believe it or not, i do have some important information
Kisaki: regarding what
Hanma: Hanagaki
Hanma: i'll pick you up at your school tmr
Kisaki: alright
Hanma: it's a date 😍
Hanma: i can't find your high school ☹️
Hanma: i've been driving in circles for a while now
Kisaki: i'm in middle school
Hanma: ...
Hanma: ...
Hanma: ...
Hanma: what 🙂
Kisaki: i know you've never been to school and all
Kisaki: but could you keep up
Hanma: what do you mean you're in middle school?????
Hanma: what grade are you in????
Kisaki: seventh
Hanma: WHAT
Hanma: HOW OLD ARE YOU
Kisaki: ??
Kisaki: 13
Hanma: ....😧
Hanma: please tell me you're joking
Hanma: genuinely begging you
Hanma: Tetta-san
Hanma: please don't tell me you're a pre pubescent teenager
Kisaki: i'm not pre pubescent, i'm going through puberty 🤨
Hanma: oh my god
Hanma: oh my god
Hanma: i'm gonna kms
Hanma: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
Kisaki: why would i need to
Hanma: I'VE BEEN FLIRTING WITH YOU
Hanma: QUITE BLATANTLY
Hanma: I'VE SAID THINGS
Hanma: TO A 13 YEAR OLD???
Hanma: OH MY GOD I'M GONNA GO TO JAIL
Hanma: I'M SHITTING MYSELF RN
Hanma: THIS IS FOUL 😭
*Hanma has deleted some messages*
Kisaki: i don't know what you're going on about, but i can see your bike
Kisaki: i'm coming towards you, you fucking weirdo
Hanma: DO YOU NOT SEE THE GRAVITY OF THIS SITUATION ????
Hanma: WE HAVE TO BREAK UP
Kisaki: we were never together in the first place
Kisaki: i'm not gay
Hanma: how can you be 13 and homophobic
Kisaki: i don't have a problem with gay people
Kisaki: just you
Hanma: i-
Hanma: how many chest hairs do you have??🤨
Kisaki: ... lots
Hanma: i'm gonna go jump off a bridge
Kisaki: we succeeded, she's dead.
Hanma: lowkey felt bad for that one💀
Hanma: but it was fun ngl
Kisaki: why did you feel bad? we're a step closer to our plan
Kisaki: and she's involved cause she's Mikey and Izana's sister
Hanma: she's Hina's best friend, won't she be sad?
Kisaki: not once i propose to her and she see's how beautiful this ring is
Hanma: hmmm
Hanma: i won't lie Tetta-san
Hanma: this plan is flawed💀
Hanma: also
Hanma: you said "our" plan? 🙀
Kisaki: it's a full proof plan
Kisaki: and yeah, ig
Hanma: wait fr
Hanma: oh
Hanma: so am i still gonna hang around you when you and Hina get married
Kisaki: i guess
Hanma: k
Kisaki: don't cry or anything like that
Hanma: i'm not, i'm smiling 😁
Kisaki: your smile is creepy
Kisaki: don't do it
Hanma: can't stop, sorry
Kisaki: whatever
Kisaki: fucking weirdo
Hanma: yo, where are you???
Hanma: i heard a gun shot
Hanma: is Hanagaki dead??
Hanma: did we win!?!?!!?!
Hanma: Draken fucked me up ngl
Hanma: also yeah, Izana and Kakucho are definitely dead
Hanma: idk where Mikey is
Hanma: shit was wild today
Hanma: most fun I've had in years
Hanma: WHOOP❗❗❗❗
Hanma: right???
Hanma: Tetta-san?
Hanma: so like
Hanma: that was pretty traumatizing
Hanma: you were all crumpled up and gross
Hanma: didn't think Takemitchy had it in him
Hanma: to actually push you in front of a truck
Hanma: i know your trying to pry the gates of hell open rn
Hanma: i was the only one at your funeral, sorry :/
Hanma: it's been a few months, and i've been really bored
Hanma: Kakucho didn't die, apparently
Hanma: yeah
Hanma: god i've been so bored
Hanma: and lonely, ew
Hanma: your glasses r starting to rust for some reason, so i can only wear em at night
Hanma: you clothes are so small lol
Hanma: well
Hanma: just wanted to check in
Hanma: been a while
Hanma: i killed Draken
Hanma: well, not directly
Hanma: and it wasn't supposed to be him
Hanma: Hanagaki just won't die
Hanma: was tryna avenge you, or whatever
Hanma: uhm
Hanma: i'm 18 now, so that's cool
Hanma: idk if people are allowed to sleep in hell, but goodnight
Hanma: happy 15th birthday Tetta-san. I'll bring a McDonald kiddies meal to your grave
The Haitanis and the Death.
So... I think the Haitanis are cursed. A lot.
I mean,
they get into Tenjiku.
The leader died.
They get into Rokuhara,
THE LEADER DIED.
They get into BONTEN
THE LEADER KILLED HIMSELF!
Where they put the eyes they put the scythe.
(All the leaders hit the floor.)
Ran and Rindou at this point are like shinigamis watching every japan gang thinking: Ok brother, who's next?
(Same for Kakucho tbh. I hope he doesn't go with Takemichi...)