...this Was Funnier When I Thought Of It Very Late Last Night - Tumblr Posts

Hey, you're a slut if you don't want to sleep with me. #horrificallybadpickuplines

*Sigh* So I'm damned if I do, and damned if I don't. Is that it?

Well, you know what they say, "the road to hell my bed is paved with good intentions."

Wink.