This Might Be Ooc But I Dont Care Its Cute - Tumblr Posts

"Jesper, go get us some breakfast. Inej and Nina are getting cranky."

Jesper scowls, looking over at Kaz. "Why me?" he whines. Kaz gives him a cutting look. "Because your the only one lazing ass around here while the others are working."

"Fine, but I'm getting it from Olsen's, not Frits."

Kaz turns, incredulous. "No the fuck you're not. Olsen's taste like Ash. I don't even know how they're up, Just walk the extra two miles and get some good food." Jesper turns to him "Nuh-uh, it's so far away, and you had me on scouting duty all of last night, my legs are sore!"

"Well your dad bought you a wagon for a reason, go use it!"

Jesper motions with his hands, indicating the parking area. "It's banged up! Dad will never fix the wheel just so I can avoid some exercise."

Kaz glares at him. "I'm not getting anybody else to do it. Go get the damn wagon, jesper."

Jesper scoffs, sticking his nose in the air. "Fine, I'll go, but only if *you* ask dad for the wagon. He'll never fix it for me."

Kaz scowls at jesper, swings his legs over the chair and stalks over to Colm. He starts, "Excuse me, Colm, I just wanted to know if you could fix the wagon so Jesper and I could go get some breakfast? The shop's pretty far away from here, and we don't want to walk all the way over there." He adjusts his hands in his pockets, and looks at Colm. The farmer scratches the back of his head, looking hesitant. "You two boys are young, 'm sure you could muster up enough energy to walk a bit for some food." Kaz looks at Colm, forcing a sense of human in his eyes, "Please? We really don't want to walk today."

Colm looks up at him, surprised. ("Why is he surprised?" Kaz thinks) "I mean-yeah, if you insist, I could just fix it, give-give me a minute and it'll be done." He saunters over to the wagon, shooting jesper a look he couldn't quite identify on the way.

Kaz turns to find Jesper gaping at him, and he snaps, "What?"

Jesper motions uselessly, "You just-what?"

Kaz runs a hand across his hat, smoothing it out. "You just have to be polite, Jesper. Ever heard of it?"

I have this headcanon that Kaz actually has really good puppy dog eyes but bc the only people he ever used them on were Jordie or his dad, the crows have never seen them, until he accidentally uses them on Colm

I can’t think of the context this would happen under (if you have ideas for this let me know) but I imagine Colm being shocked and appalled his son did not warn him about this!!!! Jesper told him to watch out for his bf’s puppy dog eyes but not his best friends!!! He is betrayed! And no matter how many times Jesper tries to tell him he didn’t know, his father refuses to believe him.

and Kaz completely unaware of what he just did, is absolutely confused why Mr. Fahey is freaking out so badly about him saying please, maybe he’s not as polite to him as he thought he was, he should work on that.

(the eyes also work on Inej’s parents and Marya.)