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*in between tears* I love Soph *sobs and gets choked up* SO FREAKING MUCH!!!😭😭😭
Yo chief, did I do too much? Yes. Yes I did. That is all.
Omg pls send help
In Windham’s The Rise and Fall of Darth Vader, the first thing Anakin hears on the other side of death is Obi-Wan saying his name:
The fact that the first thing Anakin does is call him “Master” and apologize profusely, and then Obi-Wan offers to teach him one last time,,
St. Joan of Arc, Pray for Us
F FINGERS I HE WHEN HE AND I AND ME
BIIIRB ITS CHI MOD again, im here as a follower today sooo since I enjoy your writings a lot and your requests are opennn LET ME EXCHANGE WITH YOU A BIT OF MY TODAYS BRAINROT.. but really no need to take this as a request it’s just one of my chifuyu brainrot, you can delete this if you don’t feel like writing it, just wanted to share a piece of my mind with you 😭
alright soooo..
Going on a car trip (or just going somewhere with the car) with chifuyu, and the car breaks down because of lack of gas or whatever no gas station near and no network, it’s late night you find yourselves in a stone path (or idklmao) can’t see anything, no one just two lost birds, no houses, no lights the surrounding is just blackk, which means you have to spend the night in the car but ITS COOOLD ASF.. soooojfjfifc (you knoow what does it meanssss) whats better than human heat to warmuppp? Yes. Literally, just sex car with a bit of plot,
Nooo but it was sooo much better in my mind tho 😭
wrong turn ↩
warnings: fem bodied reader, sub(?) reader, squirting, CAR SEX, cream pie, unprotected sex. chifuyu x reader. read request above. MINORS DO NOT READ, DO NOT INTERACT
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a/n: for my favorite anon <3 also lazy formatting im on my phone
"Where are we?" You tried looking up where you were on your phone, but there was no signal where Chifuyu drove you two. "Don't tell me you're lost, babe?!"
Chifuyu groaned, gripping the wheel a little harder. "I know where we are... We'll get to the place soon, just trust me, okay?" After several hours of driving in the middle of nowhere, Chifuyu's patience grew thin and his irritation grew hotter. He planned this trip for a while, wanting to take you to this new hotel that he saw in this commercial that one time. But... He took a wrong turn an hour ago and ended up in the wrong place. He just didn't want to admit it... His stubbornness prevented him from turning around.
You grumbled weakly and your stomach growled with hunger as the last rays of sunlight disappeared over the horizon. "It's getting late and I'm hungry... can we stop at a gas station or hotel and just head to sleep?"
"...Fine. Okay." Usually he's not so obedient but he got tired of driving and wanted a break too. "Where's the closest pit stop?"
"I have no signal... just keep going straight until you find some place to stop." Chifuyu hummed until he saw a trail of white smoke coming from the tailpipe. He cursed as he pulled in to the empty gas station.
"Shit..." He parked the car but the smoking didn't stop. "Hopefully it's just overheating... 'm sorry... we should've been at the hotel by now." He pulled out his phone to try and call someone to fix it but he also didn't have signal... Sighing, he put his head in his hands and rubbed his temples. "I'm really sorry..."
You frowned looking at the smoke and back to your lover. Chifuyu tried to make this a memorable experience for both of you, he didn't expect it to go this wrong... You put your hand on his thigh, rubbing comforting circles on him. You gave him some words of support and that you love him but nothing was getting through to him. He only nodded while he thought about what to do next.
You gave him a tender kiss on the cheek, trying to distract him from the stress of driving at night and car troubles. "...Hey. There's no one around here."
He looked at you confused. "...? Yeah, that's the problem. There's no signal, there's no one around this late at night to help this shitty car-"
"No, dummy... Can I help you relieve some stress?" You pleaded as you inched your hand closer to his crotch. "You look pent up and I wanna help. Please?"
He sighed, frustrated with himself but not at you. "Right now?" You nodded yes. "...Okay. There's more space in the back of the car... Unless you're just giving me a handjob," he smirked. He could never turn an offer like that.
You two made your way over to the back, where he pulled up your skirt. "...No panties? Wearing a short skirt like this?" He easily slipped a finger in you, making you whine. "What were you thinking, naughty girl?"
"A little surprise for you, Chifuyu." You teased.
He groaned, "You're killing me over here, you know? Here I was, worried about getting us to the place and your horny ass just wants to get dicked down." He made you giggle while he rolled his eyes. "...You're cute when you laugh."
You squealed as he gripped your hips with his free hand and put your legs around his hips, locking him in. "Ah- Can you take out your dick and p-please fuck me?" Your puppy-dog eyes pleaded desperately for his touch.
Usually Chifuyu took his time to tease you with his tongue and fingers, but his patience ran out a long while ago and he wasn't sure when you two were going to get caught. "Of course, cutie." He quickly unzipped his pants and released his hard dick. "Ready?" You nodded. He rubbed his head on your wet folds to prepare your hole.
He easily slipped inside, your body letting out lewd wet noises as he entered you. You let out a moan loudly and Chifuyu immediately put his fingers he slipped in your cunt earlier in your mouth. "Shh... Don't know if anyone else is here but... quiet down. Suck on my fingers, dear." His voice dropped an octave, trying to be quiet and secretive. You whimpered, wanting to be louder since no one was around... but you did as he says. "...Yeah? Like how you taste? I'm gonna start moving, okay? Bite my fingers if you want to stop."
He inched slowly into your hole, gasping from how good you felt around his dick. "Hnn... You feel s-so amazing..." Once he bottomed out, he stayed there for a while while you warmed his cock. You moaned around his fingers but felt a chill down your spine. You nibbled at his fingers, making him pull out his dick and fingers out of you. "You okay? What's the matter?"
You looked out the cool night sky and back at him. "...It's cold."
He looked a little dumbfounded but obliged to your demands. "That's it? I'll warm you up, babe." He reached for the extra blankets and towels you two brought and laid underneath you. "Better?" You nodded. "I know you're cold so let my hands warm you up." He slipped his hands under your sweater and groped your breasts. He squeezed your hardened nipples, making you cry out loud. You whined like an animal in heat as he played with your tits.
"Fuck, you sound cute..." He slipped his dick back out right where he left off and shoved his entire length inside. You were left speechless when he bottomed out in your tight pussy. "You're a big girl, you can handle it, right? Good girl..." He started moving his hands all over your torso, squeezing every part of you before grabbing your hips with both hands. "I'll start moving again, okay?" You nodded yes, as he impatiently started thrusting in you in and out. Chifuyu still made sure you were taken care of, but he had his own needs to take care of as well. He wanted to get off as soon as possible so he treated you a little rougher than usual. Fucking your tight hole fast, hitting your cervix every time he bottomed out, pulling your hips in closer... Chifuyu was just as needy as you. Your sweet moans and his rough grunts resonating in the car. "Haa... Warmed up enough?"
Stuck in a sweet daze, you managed to reply. "Y-yesh... Want more... faster..."
"Aww, you're so adorable when you're fucked out of your mind." He leaned in to your cute flushed face and gave you a kiss on the lips. "I'll go faster, dear." He did just that, thrusting in your hole faster and shallower so you would feel his dick but you felt unsatisfied without him fucking you hard and deep. "More... Deeper... fuck me harder..." An impish grin appeared on his face.
"You said faster and now you want deeper? So needy," he complained. "How 'bout we do it my way?" He started pounding in your little cunt deliberately, in and out of you hitting deeper and deeper with him speeding up. Left speechless, all you could do is let out whimpers to his rhythm. "Feel good, baby?" He shoved his dick all the way inside and paused for a beat, hilting his cock with your pussy. He could see his dick making your stomach bulge out... he rubbed your tummy where his dick was poking at.
You let out incoherent babbling as Chifuyu stopped to catch his breath. "I-I feel you in me... F-fuck... Feel so good... Wanna cum..."
He panted, looking you up and down. "You're so fucking adorable, my god... So cute... I'm gonna fill you up with my cum, okay? Be a good girl and take it." He pulled out all the way and started slamming his length back, his head kissing your cervix. And he repeated that over... and over... and over, making you squeal every time. He moaned your name every time you gripped him a little tighter. "Fuck, fuck, fuck... I'm gonna cum...! Hahh-" Chifuyu painted your walls white with his cum as he filled your cunt. Not a moment later, you called out his name as you reached your climax too, your walls pulsating around his length and you squirted all over his cock. You two were left in a puddle of both of your horny juices in the back seat of his car, the towels soaking up your juices.
"Shit, baby... that was so hot, love it when you scream my name like that..." There was not enough space for him go down on you, as badly as he wanted to lap up your slick off of you... so he settled for slipping his fingers in you and licking it off. Settling down from your own climax, you could only gasp from having his rough fingers in you. "Mhm... So sweet and... intoxicating. Could never get enough." He licked his fingers clean then proceeded to wipe you clean with the towel. "Are you alright?" You weakly nodded, eyes half-lidded from the exhaustion settling in.
"...My pretty baby's tired from squirting so beautifully like that, hm?" He praised you for your work. Chifuyu's face grimaced as he looked the mess you two made. "Fuck... There's no shower out here... The car is gonna smell like sex the whole time... Ugh, wish we could've done this in a proper bed..."
You dryly laughed, "But... it was definitely a memorable experience. Unforgettable..."
"Yeah, definitely..." He chuckled as he did his best effort at cleaning you and the mess up. "Don't worry about that. Tow truck's coming tomorrow morning... We'll get home soon."
You hummed. "...No hotel?"
He rolled his eyes. "Sorry, babe. I think I've had enough fun on this trip." He laid down next to you to stay warm while you two tried to fall asleep.
"Mmhm... Then, fuck me again when we get back? I took a week off work for this, you better make it worthwhile."
He sighed remembering that box of sex toys you ordered that arrived the day you were set to leave for your trip. "Yes, dear."
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i knew you were trouble
jungwon x reader
genre : fluff, enemies to lovers (kind of), jungwon bad boy typa guy, fluff, college au.
synopsis : you knew who he was, yet you still allowed yourself to be drifted right onto him by his charisma, but he felt so much more.
warnings : possible chance of reader throwing their phones😁...
it was yet another day, walking around the campus just right before your first lecture. sitting on the bench nearby mainly because the the campus is huge and you had to walk everywhere.
and there he was, yang jungwon. he was barely early so it was slightly surprising, he was going to school early these days.
he had a huge reputation, he wasn't just popular for his looks and his sports activities. but he was also favored by professors for his intellect and family status. and as to local girl information he had a lot of pst relationship.
it will either be the girl got really obsessed with him or he got a small crush, at least he wasn't heartless at all. but you knew more, you knew he was trouble.
you shouldn't be starting to develop feelings. so the best thing to resort is to walk away and ignore. like you are right now, avoiding his presence.
you wouldn't know but at that moment he stared at your figure walk away. class started soon as you sat on the third row.
and there he was yet again entering the room scanning the room as he always do, the other girls gushing, the others not really caring, and you rather look like the last one.
you sat silently starting to resume the book you were reading, the seat next to you shifted— you were fucked.
you ignored everything that could relate to him, it was hard especially when he was beside you, every pen drop, fake coughs and chair shiftings.
and alas after an hour you survived. not until you went out and had an embarrassing length of eye contact with him.
you just scoffed and walked away. this was not the way to go.
you attended your classes for the rest of the morning, and finally sprinting to the park benches where you and your best friends always had lunch.
"oh my fucking god, its like he's everywhere, and it makes me think he's following me but his face actually pops out from nowhere and its making me DELUSIONAL!" you screamed at your friend as you dropped your bag beside the leg of the table.
"mygod slow down.." nayeon muttered with her mouth full.
"make a move already im bored" yuna said stabbing the sushi and eating it.
"its not that easy" you whined lying your head on the table. "are you even aware of who we are talking about? the yang jungwon, a womanizer"
"then why do you like him if you knew that he got with a lot of people" nayeon said scrolling through her phone now.
"this is not helping" you cried opening the lunch box your friends bought you.
it got even worse when he indeed was about to pass through your table, he never goes here, what's the reason now?
you continued to eat keeping your cool, there was no way he would go there to your table.... your luck has ran out.
"hey do you guys have notes for biology that i could borrow?" he asked, you could feel his figure looming above you.
"uhm i think y/n has some, me and yuna doesn't attend biology" nayeon replied. you looked up seeing him facing you.
"i dont take notes" you said a little too blunt.
"oh." it took him a few seconds until he walked away.
"what was that for? are you DUMB??" yuna exclaimed. it was indeed strange to just turn down someone like that quite harsh.
"i'm practicing self control" thanking yourself in the process of hopelessly falling into a pit of emotions towards him.
"guys theres a party in jay's penthouse tomorrow night, we should go" nayeon suggested.
"it's friday why not" you shrugged. packing up to leave for your afternoon classes.
friday.
you once again walked through the halls with tall pillars, people scurrying to study for their finals, but one unnatural sight was held right in front of the campus.
jungwon's group themselves handing out papers to girls. you wanted to know what it was, probably a school event?
you finally walked close enough to them sneaking at the bold letters which said "the official girlfriend application" and you wouldn't miss the litte text below it "for lee heeseung"
it was for the oldest member of the group, now you see the pattern of people they're handing it out too, for seniors but who looks like would fit him, they were also hand out to some lower levels but that was mostly it.
you were about to pass not wanting to miss your class until a sheet of paper was closely shoved to your face stopping you from getting away.
an arm holding "it" out to your face, it was jake sim's, holding it out to you with a smile.
you were actually considering of taking it, but you were seconds too late to react, when you faced jake he was beside jungwon who quickly took it from his hands.
"hey man what was that for" his accent strongly used. you were quick to get of the trance hurrying to your class' door.
all you could think of whole day long was getting out somewhere and have a environmental reset, you needed a change of place— environment, it would be therapeutic and will recharge your social battery and your energy.
when dismissal was granted you were quickly out the door rushing to your dorm, needing a long long nap.
as you did it went from 5 pm to 7 in a matter of your blackout. not to mention how you are violently shook by your friend/ roommate who will soon end up six feet under when you figure out this unacceptable ptable disturbance to your precious sleep.
"what?" you said as your other eye still closed being tubbed by your hand for the adjustment of light.
"THE PARTY??" yuna stated with a "duh?" voice.
"oh right. that was today..." you said trailing off thinking wether you should give in to sleep or socialize.
"HEY??" yuna exclaimed.
"fine give me 10 minutes" and as short of a period of time that sounds.... you really did not finish in it. took you at least 20 more minutes to pick an outfit.
you took a cab easily reaching a tall building. you went in the elevator took you to the highest floor.
you opened the door easily welcomed with a big interior and a shit-ton of people. as you gaze through out the place you had two thoughts that came in mind; a. date jay , b. rob him. and there was a very thin line between those two.
you sat at the kitchen counter tapping your fingers upon the marble sucking a breath realizing your friend won't be reuniting with you anytime soon.
you stood up and opened the glossy noir fridge, taking one of the sodas as you sat down on your previous seat.
"not a fan of party punches huh?" a voice approached you. looking over it was heeseung smiling. he sat down settling beside you.
"i dont really know what's in it so i cant trust it" you chuckled answering him.
"well for some people it's exciting" he chuckled, silence slowly filling in, you had company.
"so do you want to dance with me?" he smiled at you, he was very charming, but you could notice that he was hiding his timidness and with alcohol courage.
but that wasn't the point... should you go dance with him?
"i-" you were cut off by a person shoving a cup into the table between you and heeseung.
"would you like to go and dance with me?" jungwon asked.
confusion struck over you, you felt the need to go. something deep within you sparked acknowledging how he asked you, was he jealous?
"uhm i think i have to go find my friends first" you chuckled in a troubled note.
you stood off your chair, it was moments like this that makes you want to stay and give in. you were so dazed lost on how he charms you.
—
after 15 minutes and 9 laps all around the penthouse your friends weren't in sight. you sighed deciding that you should just go home.
you took your coat and purse exciting the chaos of the wild crowd. walking out you finally had a whiff of clean air thats not polluted with sweat and alcohol.
you headed to the elevator while looking for your phone on your purse, a light click was heard. you dropped the keys for your dorm.
you picked it up noticing a pair of feet displayed in front of you. you looked up and once again as if fate laced you two together, he stood in front of you.
"d-did i say something wrong?" he said, he looked upset.
"what?" you asked confused.
"well, for one you walked out on me when i asked you for a dance"
"oh, i really just had to find my friends you know?" you said trying to make the mood light.
"no, i don't know , i'm not the most patient person... so why are you turning down my every move on you?" he said confused.
"you-?"
"i like you, i know i don't have the best dating history, but i've stopped for these past few months because—" he said pausing.
"i know the type of person you are and i wanna change for you.." he stated.
you stood up shocked. you opened your mouth forcing out something but all that left was air, soon closing your mouth you were speechless.
"do you perhaps don't like me? do you hate me?" he questioned with a hurt look.
it takes more than words.
you leaped over to his figure securing your arms around his neck kissing him. he was frozen, soon giggling into the kiss as he reciprocated the affection.
he placed his arms on your waist dragging your figure to the door opposite of the huge party, not accepting a second of relief in accepting air.
he quickly placed your back softly on the wall as he shifts his lips to kiss you better, wishing you would both collide.
you place your hand on his chest finally breathing heavily.
your eyes met as you both broke into small giggles, adoration.
"i belong with you" he proudly said.
— end —
after weeks of procrastinating to finish this i have finally posted it😭 requests and asks now open !
Tao rapping Nelly’s Dilemma
orginal lyrics:
check it, check it, check it, uhh I met this chick and she just moved right up the block from me and uhh, she got the hots for me the finest thing my hood did see but oh no, oh no, she gotta a man and a son, doh’ohhh, but that’s okay cause I, wait for my cue and just listen, play my position like a shortstop, pick up e’rything mami hittin and in no time..
what fans think tao is rapping:
I made this chicken she just moo right out the buff for me and she got the husk for me the fronter seat my hole din’t zip up oh no, no.. she got a mare and the sound tow, oh but that’s okay cause uh before my queue I just listen balloon my position like a show star big girl earl the Mummy Haydey and in no time…
♡Moria x GN!Reader
♡Please I don't wanna think about what happened to absalom 💀
WARNINGS: Just Moria being a bit tsundere
♡You walked around the castle for a bit, wondering where you lover had disappeared to, you asked Hogback and Hildon if they had seen him, they said no but Hildon offered to help you look. You sighed, thinking of where he would be, he's not with Hogback, not at the top of the castle, no where in the woods, then it came to you. The room with the giant, could he be there?
♡You headed back on the way up to the top of the castle, determined to find him. Once you had reached the top you looked around one last time before heading into the cold and dark tunnel, you didn't like being with the giant because it was cold and frankly your clothes did not keep you very warm. Once you had reached the end of the tunnel and saw the giant you looked around and there he was.
♡Gecko Moria, the one and only, staring at the giant while sitting down. You had slowly walked up to him, not trying to disturb anything until you got in front of him, you waved your hand a bit until you looked at his eyes, they were glazed over with lust? No it didn't look anything of the sort, he looked tired and looked like he was on the verge of crying.
♡You walked up to him and climbed up his stomach and pulled his head down "Moria," you said in a singsong tone. He didn't respond which made you pout, you gently slapped his cheek, "Gecko, wake up," you said which he suddenly came out of his trance, "huh? What are you doing here?" he asked, "I was looking for you dear, we were suppose to take a nap together remember?" You said with a small frown. "Ah I remember I just hit my head earlier and had to sit down," he said with what you presumed to be embarrassment, "Really now? Where did you hit your head dear," he pointed right in the center of his head a little below his horns were pertruding.
♡You had gently kissed where he pointed and continued to do that around his face which when you stopped was beet red and he had his eyes closed. When you stopped he opened his eyes and scolded you for making fun of him, "I'm not a child," he said with a frown and crossed his arms, you giggled at his childish antics. You kissed the corners of his mouth and squished his face a little, "I know love but did it make your boo-boo feel better," you asked with a motherly tone, intending to tease him a little, he whined at his face being squished, "Yes yes now let my face go," he said, you laughed and let him go, "right sorry, sorry," you said while backing away from him so he could stand up.
♡He got up and held covered his mouth and walked away from you, you followed him. He had walked to his room and sat on his bed, you watched him from the door as he laid down. He put his hands up and did the grabby hands, you smiled and ran towards his bed and climbed up to join him. You kissed him, gently, he kissed back, after you pulled away he pushed his face into your body, careful not to hurt you, and sighed with content.
♡You smiled and closed your eyes as you pet his head while falling asleep. Moria was out like a light when you had started petting his head, a small blush on his cheeks and a satisfied expression. It was always better when he took naps with you.
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HI AWAWAW THAT'S SO LOVELY TO HEAR!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH ILY TOO<333 Here you go lmfaooo shjkdgf Leonardo is too oblivious... rip...
I also drew an extra because I couldn't help myself
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