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Hi my name is Imperator Gaius Octavius Thurinus Julius Caesar Octavianus Augustus and my great uncle got assassinated and put me in his will (that’s how I got my name) and I’m unusually handsome and exceedingly graceful and a lot of people tell me I look like my great uncle Julius Caesar (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Aeneas but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are wide apart and small and ill-kept. I have pale white skin. I’m also a princeps, and I rule over a “”republic”” called Rome in Italy (I’m NOT a king or anything). I’m very sickly (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly togae. I love my family members and they make all my clothes for me. For example today I was wearing an off-white toga with a purple stripe neither narrow nor broad, and high-soled shoes to make me look taller. I was walking outside the forum with my best pal Marcus Agrippa. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about because I cannot endure the sun even in winter. Mark Antony stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.