They Shouldn't Let Me Play Dnd - Tumblr Posts

So from all the info we currently have about Strahd i will have to assume that his dad abandoned him and his mum when he was a kid and so he feels the need to surrond himself with cool ladies because only they can take care of him (like his mum did (like his dad didn't)) and he just tries to collect more and more so he will never be out of spare mums.

But he should let me date at least some. I need a spare mum too. Like you know. If he can have 4 why can't I date one of them. Am i not a cool enough lady? I would braid their hair all day (i can even braid his hair if he asks me nicely) and help them repair all those wedding dresses.

He should have some empathy. We all have some mommy issues.

(Please do not send me spoilers. We are not done yet.)