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Peach: Today at 7 am, Luigi poured a Monster energy drink in their coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing. Mario: I watched Luigi brew their coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think they ascended into the astral realm. Bowser: The survivability of the human race never fails to amaze me.
Bowser: How did none of you hear what I just said?! Peach: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Luigi: I got distracted halfway through. Mario: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Mario: Luigi, we're hungry! Peach: Luigi! What's for dinner? Bowser: We're hungry, Luigi! Luigi, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: screams
Peach: You guys worried about Luigi? Bowser: Totally! Mario: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?" Peach: And what'd you say? Mario: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno." Bowser: Peach: They're lucky to have you as a friend.
homestuck propaganda
little personal wc design headcanon list cause i'm bored:
clear sky has a very pale intense stare. like imagine steele from balto but take it up to 10 - looking as him is genuinely uncomfortable
both leafpool and leafstar are torbies and have cute little ginger patches in their coats
splashtail is a ragdoll
darkstripe has a short tail
a good chunk of windclan is either an oriental shorthair, a cornish rex or a devon rex
despite being being mostly really fluffy, hollyleaf and lionblaze have much shorter fur on their tails, while for jayfeather it's the opposite
nightcloud is one of the very few longhaired windclan cats (selkirk rex)
darktail is a smoke maine coon
lightleap is the only one of the tigerclones (specifically the brown tabbies/ones that strongly resemble him, not just his descendants) that is longhaired
riverclan cats generally have a lot more body fat than the rest of the clans to keep them insulated during and after swimming
