Theif King Bakura - Tumblr Posts
Drawing I did in class today, not the best quality since I did it using my mouse Xo(
I’m only going to ready player one to see that Seto Kaiba and Yugi appearance so if I don’t see a cameo I’m suing all of y’all
here take this Seto while I go throw myself into an abyss because this is taking forever to draw (also please click on it bc tumblr just ruins quality)
You: The Blue Eyes White Dragon is an amazing monster card and Seto Kaiba has a right to stan such a strategict fantastic monster.
Me, an intellectual: haha do you think Kaiba has blue eyes undies
In this household we stan Kaiba
You did it. You basically summed up two and a half seasons with just three sentences.
Trying to explain parents in Yu-Gi-Oh! like...
This is the protagonist, Yugi.
His Dad is always out on business and is never home. This is his mother.
She showed up in a total of one episode and doesn’t seem to have much involvement in his life aside from proving Yugi wasn’t formed in a test tube somewhere.
Yugi is really raised by his Grandpa, Sugoroku.
He used to be an avid gambler in his wilder days (but he won all the time, so everyone treats it as a healthy hobby). He seems to have a liberal policy regarding child rearing, so that’s why Yugi can go on adventures with no real consequence to his home life. Why so many adventures? Well, it’s because he’s inhabited by a Pharaoh.
This is Atem. You get to see him as a baby in the show, but his mother is not shown, so we just assume his father had relations with the hedgehog-headed goddess of fertility off screen. This is his dad, Pharaoh Akhenamkhanen.
He left Atem a legacy and gave him some kingly advice before his passing, but he also (unknowingly) gave the order to massacre an entire village in order to create magical jewelry. This massacre was initiated and led by his brother, Priest Akhenaden.
He is the father of this guy, Priest Set.
Akhenaden took control of his son’s mind and forsook his own humanity to serve Egyptian Cthulhu.
Oh, and that entire massacre I mentioned earlier? It led to the creation of this guy.
Keep reading
“Now it is YOU who will call ME the King of Games!”
Please click on it for better quality I beg you and feel free to repost! Keep reading if you want to see his royal highness throne without him gracing it.
Ygo characters as unexplainable things said in my group chat
(Most of these are sexual and incredibly stupid so read at your own risk)
Yugi: I’d rather fuck a supernatural being that could likely snap my neck while climaxing
Atem: I think god is trying to kill me at a faster rate than others
Joey: DEATH TO CAPITALISM LET THE POOR REIGN VICTORIOUS
Tristan: (But always bromo)
Anzu: Y’all really know how to suck the fun out of any penis don’t cha
Kaiba: Hey just thought I’d tell you I just ran into the living room and whipped while spinning a fidget spinner then I slapped the shit out of my little sister brother
Mokuba: Guys my brothers apartment has a tree dedicated to sticking empty beer cans on the branches help
Bandit Keith: I want to fuck an eagle
Duke: I wish to be the God of Lust
Pegasus: I’m a raging homosexual I don’t have time for politics
Ishizu: It fuels my inner lesbian
Yami Marik: Please ignore the “how to get away with murder” on my search bar
Theif King Bakura: GUYS I JUST ATE GOLD IM FUCKING RICH
Mako Tsunami: BUT SHARK IS M E A T
BONUS
Marik: Inhale the cream cheese to keep the goat man from entering your porthole
Bakura: You’re implying I lube my butthole with cream cheese
Marik: Not implying but demanding
crumps fursona is in all my nightmares
LADIES imagine this-
you’re an 18 year old boy about to graduate from high school and move on from your past, but your millionaire CEO boyfriend wants to duel your ancient alter ego. Another random dude shows up mad at you for what your friends other murderous personality did. You summon his royal highnesses butt back, but he leaves again. Your boyfriend hires you to work for his empire like company. life is good.
Yeah sex is great but have you ever seen the animation when the Pharaoh comes back in DSOD
Ask and you shall recieve
:))))))))))))
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: gemshipping - Relationship, Bakura Ryou/Thief King Bakura, Bakura Ryou/Everyone, Bakura Ryou/Yami Bakura Characters: Bakura Ryou, Theif King Bakura, Yami Bakura, Yami Marik, Yami Yugi, Yugi, Seto Kaiba, Tristan Taylor, Joey Wheeler, Marik Ishtar, Ishizu Ishtar, tea garnder Additional Tags: Slow Burn, this is gonna be loooong, ishizu ishtar - Freeform, Atem - Freeform, Yami Yugi - Freeform, Yami Bakura - Freeform, Yami Marik - Freeform, yugioh - Freeform, Duel Monsters
Summary: Gardens can be hard to take care of at times. Gardens can be a fickle thing, but when taken care of properly can be beautiful. The one thing that Bakura Ryous father taught him as a child. After his fathers death in Egypt, he finds himself in domino city, Japan. He was lucky to find such good friends that stuck with him no matter what perils they crossed. Ryou is now 18 years old and is close to graduating high school but all tables are turned when he meets a new student at Domino High. When this boy starts to appear in his dreams, he starts to wonder why he is there and what he wants with Ryou. What will he do when he finds a weed in his garden?
Hey guys Im back with another chapter! Sorry that I havent updated in such a long time. Now that it is finally summer Ill have more chance to write! Hopefully yall enjoy!
New yugioh drinking game for DM season 4
Take 10 shots whenever Yugi is on screen and get so smashed that you don’t even notice how this season makes no fucking sense
So my group chat got on the topic of yugioh and one of my friends claimed he knew the show and the tcg
Welcome to my discord group chat
Yugi busting out his ancient alter ego to kick Kaibas ass for the 3rd time in a row:
Joey after marrying Kaiba and realizing he no longer has to look in couch cushions for $2 McDonalds chicken nuggets:
Kaiba: Yugi, this is the last time you will embarass me. I’m ending this once and for all. Duel me so I can claim the King of Games crown!
Yugi & Atem:
Bakura: Malik why did you call me into this so called “bad dudes meeting”
Malik: I’m gonna steal the declaration of independence
Atem, screaming: geT YO FUCKING ZORC BITCH
Theif King Bakura: it don’t bite
Atem, still screaming: yES IT DO