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New idea: any time one of my dumbass classmates asks a dumbass personal question I’m going to ask them “does this question meet the criteria of the base blooben test?” And if they ask what that is I’m just going to say, “sorry, I’m going to have to out you on hold” and put them on the please hold song.

this is going to be the funniest, most practical reference I can make.