The Only Reason It Can't Be Bruce Is Because If It Was He'd Never Actually Stick To Using The Crutches - Tumblr Posts

all I want is for J'onn to go back to Denver and investigate Normal Crimes there because one of the spunky young leaguers broke their leg and needs a Responsible Dad to look after them and no one trusts them to not go feral on the Watchtower. they are on crutches and occasionally hit people over the head with them.

rarely any mentions to their alter egos are given except their friends' civilian personas (who called? Bruce. can we not call him back? we both know that's not an option. it's an option. it's not a good idea)

everyone: woah Detective Jones how'd you open that door!?! Young Leaguer: oh did you not know he can pick locks J'onn, sticking a bobby pin in another locked keyhole: yeah see look Young Leaguer: any time now.... J'onn, flourishing his bobby pin: ta da! *unlocks it from the other size using telekinesis* Young Leaguer, under their breath: cheater

surprisingly I actually had this idea before I broke my foot it's just now I can't contain it because NOW I HAVE MATERIAL