THE HOBOSEXUALS STRIKE AGAIN - Tumblr Posts
smash or pass + Jules (the hobosexual rumors continue)
Send Smash or Pass + a name and my muse will say if they would smash or pass on that person.
"No. No, no, no, not another fucking hobo. Just - did you even know what he was up to when I first saw him?? Eating the fucking corpses I'd had stashed downtown, ones that weren't even fresh. That creepy motherfucker was chowing down on rotting meat, which made David puke all over the floor which really made everything smell so much better." Roman threw his arms up into the air, gesturing wildly as he really got into it. Jules - or corpse muncher as Roman privately dubbed him was probably grosser than Rorschach if that was even possible, teeth stained by going down on a fair few corpses in his lifetime. Cannibals didn't bother Roman. Hell, his best friend was a walking, talking alligator man who cleaned up the evidence of his crimes but it was just so... fucked up to creep into his territory, picking at the corpses of witnesses, traitors and employed thugs of his rivals that were in the wrong place at the wrong time like some sort of ghoul. Not that Jules was supernatural, he imagined. Just very messed-up in the head. It was Gotham after all. "Pretty sure he's fucking nuts so I'd rather keep him locked up in my basement than in my bed so, uh, pass I guess? Kinda wanna see him make David hurl again, that was funny and the pussy deserves it."