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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE TF2 EDIT
Gift for: @conchcreature
Multi-shipping is fun.
*really cool caption*
SHE'S MINE
The amount of stuff I’d let this woman do to me will make you want to throw me into hell.
YESSSS
MORE BLOODMONEY
“Hey how bad is the brain rot Gray?”
Very fucking bad.
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Anywho my robots eat up
BEATRICE MENTIONED
I was finally able to edit chat
(Tfc pyro x tfc heavy mentioned : @conchcreature )
Oh, yes! Let's make such a harsh and cruel classic mercenaries such cute silly faces! I'm sorry for the quality of the screenshots, but damn. WHY ARE THEY SO CUTE?!
C Heavy: >:(
C Pyro (beatrice): :]
C Engineer (Fred): :)
yea bc its a sequel babes like fallout 3 being the third game in the series?
“team fortress 2” implies the existence of an unseen, mysterious team fortress 1
alright time to come out of the closet
im a heal and steel fan
that's their ""official"" shipname right? dunno, that's what i've seen around i suppose. they dont have nearly as much content as the tf2 mercs.
CMedic gets 0 lines and shows up once in the catch-up comic? yeah, that's my guy. I love that guy. I'm gonna throw rocks at him and key his car.
I like to think he's a sarcastic little shitter with military experience and a degree from Yale. His main goal? Develop a "master vaccine" to protect troops from the effects of chemical and biological warfare. (he served in WWI and had... well. He had a time for sure.) His immune system is godly and he probably has some resistance to radiation honestly but I don't think that's anything to worry about...
As for the relationship I think they always seem like they just can't stand each other. Their "bickering" is buried in so many layers of sarcasm and dry irony it's impossible to tell if this is their idea of foreplay or if they're actually arguing. I like to think they care very deeply for each other but they would literally rather chug a box of nails than admit that.
I'm going to eat this if you don't mind
My magnum opus
alright so.
So by now most TF2 fans have seen fanart of the Mercs with or as animals, and me being me, i couldnt stop thinking about what animals the TfC team would have.
(would have drawn these but I don't have the talent to do that 👍)
•Cheavy: Bulldog. He would pretend that he doesn't like the dog, but everyone knows he does.
•CSpy: Crow. Crows can remember alot and it would probably help him find info on people.
•Virgli: cat. He'd get distracted by said cat or the cat would stand out the window and snipe with him ( or even better the cat would distract the other team and help him take the shot)
•Bea: lizard. Their basically tiny dragons.
•Greg(Scout): a very small kitten. The kitten would follow him out into the field and maybe help collect the flag.
•Ross( Soldier): a duck. He just feels like a duck person. Idk what a duck person feels like but still.
•Greg (Demo): Mouse, Rat, fish. Not as in either mouse, rat or fish, but all three. I think like he's having a mental breakdown at all times, and I feel like he just needs a little creature (or three) there for him at all times.
•Fred(Engineer): a baby cow (I don't know how to spell caft). The cow would stick by his side at all times. And the only reason the cow is there, is because it hates being alone.
•Cmedic: Dalmatian. Mainly because I like the theory that he could be the Vet in the comics. I think the Dalmatian was a gift from the others as a pup to Cmedic and it stayed alive even after the contract.
@royalbabble I'm so sorry.
...i went to school.. what the ACTUAL HELL HAPPENED HEREERERER?!
@royalbabble I am even more sorry. I honestly have no fricking clue what happened.
How and when the hell did someone find out where his place of origin was? Is this official? Am I out of the loop here? Was this Common knowledge??? Did I miss a part in the comics where they just brought up were the Cmedic came from originally??????
Also good news, his status is uncertain instead of dead sooo...i think he is an immortal being.
Also also, love how that is legit all the information we have of him, and nothing else.
Hey, remember when I made Cmedic and Cheavy from TBTF..yeah well here's them kissing while Cheavy holds Lily.
Im really bad at drawing but I really want to either draw or for someone else to draw this. I've only ever seen fanart of Cheavy and Cmedic as old gay men, but never Young gay men! Like, where's the art of Cheavy and Cmedic in the thirties during their Prime time? I know for a FACT that Cheavy hasn't had gray hair all his life, so I know it isn't just a thing of " oh that's just his natural hair colour" cuz it isn't! And I also know Cmedic hasn't had wrinkles all his life, if he has then someone gets him moisturizer or something I dunno! ( I honestly have no clue what prevents wrinkles).
I just really wanna see art of a younger version of Cmedic x Cheavy for some reason. I swear to god I'd draw it but I have the drawing skills of a twig so they'll most likely be sick figures!
I feel so bad for Fred Conagher, he is quite literal the most unimportant Conagher out of the three generations that have worked for TF industries.
He is used as a transitional period between his dad and his son. Like, he is the forgotten wooden bridge between two shiny and important cities or some shish.
I dunno, I just feel bad for him.
We need to give my boy Fred some respect. like dude, imagine if that was you. 😔😔😔
I can just imagine the Classic Mercs ( who are normally depicted in Blue) getting mad at the Blu team in TF2 for their terrible losing streaks.
Like, they were the best Mercs during their hay day, and then these new guys come along, and BLU losses almost every time.