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You best believe that if you touch Henry, his moms are going to fuck you up...

They were meant to be! The complete 180 of their personalities to Please Hook and Robin was just Horrible.

My Roman Empire is the way Emma and Regina were so clearly made for each other and that them falling in love would have made an incredible/influential storyline, but the writers were so afraid of success and good writing that they decided to turn two independent, powerful women into damsels in distress who base their happiness on the presence of men. And they did this for the sole purpose of proving to SQ shippers that Emma and Regina were straight.

Emma: *Answers phone.* Hello?

Regina: It's Regina

Emma: What did she do this time?

Regina: No, it's me, Emma. It's actually me.

Emma: What did you do this time?

Emma: Wow, it sure smells like up dog in here! Henry: Oh buddy... Emma, already sobbing: ASK.

The time has come for us to all admit that it's way more about Regina being a bottom then Emma being a top

Emma: "Go hang a salami" backwards is "I'm a lasagna hog".

Regina: How did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to discover this?