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I just had a thought (shocking!) of NorthSonic (not shocking) and ofc i must share it to the Snorth Lovers (Snorth = Sonic and North's new ship name, credits to the genius of the beloved voleur over at pit babe dc server)
So! North would 100% go read fanfics of him and Sonic. Before they got together. As a "joke". Maybe he'd do a reaction video of it in his channel and 'force' Sonic to read it too.
Except North is a beginner who started off reading Wattpad.
Sonic, who has known ao3 for years, is disgusted (very valid of him tbh).
He never did read any Snorth fics before (cause that's weirdd North, I don't wanna read about you fucking me, i read quality stuff!), but after reading it... he likes it so much. But the fics are notquite right, either they're too ooc, orthe authors gave too many braincells to North, or they underestimated how neither of them would ever confess so fast, or *shivers* fuck nasty in the locker rooms like Babe and Charlie.
They're all good, he loves them but... they don't really hit the spot.
Unable to find the perfect fic, Sonic is forced to write it himself.
Except North had gotten addicted to ao3 after Sonic introduced him too it, and he finds Sonic's Snorth fic (which ofc turns out to be very popular thanks to the wonderful characterisation). North is wowed... the fic is sooo well written and accurate, it's so good! He half wonders if any one in X Hunter has authored it, since it touches on certain events and habits of the North and the other members of X Hunter that an outside is not supposed to know.
But he knows no one else in X Hunter reads fics—they had all been too horrified at the thought of reacting to fanfics of themselves for North's youtube videos to ever read fics.
Then he walks into Sonic writing the fic. oop
In the end Sonic would confess through the fic and afterwards announce their relationship in the author's notes u.u
NOOoOaoaOkOIIjanaksnsks oh my gooosh you didnt!!! this THIS THIIIS!!! tell me you have a 100k fic ready to be posted about this please please 😭😭🙏🙏
snorth royalty au but it's set in an imperial harem where sonic is a tribute concubine sent for a royal prince's household and he hates hates hates the foreign country that defeated his own and forced to come as a tribute so he comes dressed all pretty with assassination in mind. if he's gonna die on foreign soil, then he'll take someone of the wretched royal blood down to the grave with him
So he has a poisoned knife hidden in his dress and all, all ready to strike, when in comes North. and Sonic really, really wants to kill him but… he's sorta cute. and stupid enough to set the entire room on fire by overturning a candelabra.
so he stops. not because the prince is cute or anything, but he's so silly… he'll be killed in the struggle for the throne even if sonic lets him go, or accidentally choke on a drink and die. not because he looks cute when he smiles at sonic, and def not because he looks like a puppy all excited for a treat ( the treat being sonic smiling back)
