So Gilbert Stays Back And Watches The Chaos Unfold - Tumblr Posts

2 years ago

wips!

Wips!
Wips!

also i headcanon that gilbert writes all the snapple facts on the bottlecaps in obsidian, even on bottles that aren't snapple. especially on bottles that aren't snapple

"It takes 2.25 hours to travel by foot from the Obsidian Border to a certain town in Rhodolite full of Obsidianite traitors. You wouldn't want to be a traitor now, would you?"

"The Third Prince of Rhodolite is an enemy to all Obsidianite nobles. Definitely do not trust him to uphold the wonderful, perfect, infallible system we have here."

"Here is a list of poisonous plants to watch out for if you ever find yourself foraging for food. See next bottlecap."

"Chevalier is an ass."


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