Slappy Goosebumps - Tumblr Posts
goosebumps as vines (mostly quensadilla) although i've probably done this before and yes hi i'm alive
slappy: [looking in the mirror] who is that sexy beast?? oOP it's me y'all already knew- you knew the truth- g'night [sips pepsi]
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slappy: what's your favorite piece of artwork
wally: ...probably, like, a three-piece chicken wing- with, like- eh- extra crispy-
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slappy: papa said my body proportions were off
[probably doin a weird pose] father i'm a star
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slappy: me and wally are going to the mall
stine: IT'S WALLY AND I
slappy: who does he- wally and I will END you if you correct me agaiN-
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zach when he first arrived in madison: [crying] why do i have to go to schOOL FIVE DAYS A WEEK-
SURROUNDED BY THE PEOPLE I DON'T LIK E-
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champ: don't ask for nudes
that's disgusting
get them jAWLINE PICTURES-
goosebumps as vines 2: cursed halloween
hannah: jokes on you
the jonas brothers can't break up they're b r o t h e r s-
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wally: [hands slappy a harmonica] if you play it, you get a hundred million dollars...but a hundred million people will die.
slappy: [plays it frantically-]
snappy: slappy, nO-
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slappy over the intercom: would the owner of the jeep wagoneer please come to the front desk-
stine: are my lights on?
slappy: no, i just wanted to see what you LOOKED like, dude, your car's friccin' ugLYY-
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slappy: RAAHH!! [yells at stine to spook him-]
stine: jESUS- uGh, i can't stand you-
slappy: you don't gotta stand, there's a chair right there
stine: [looks at it and sits down slowly] ...damn you.
(hi sorry this is so short lol
i'll make the next one longer uwo)
slappy n others as chrish vines cause i feel like it
slappy: that’s correct! my hair may look like burnt curly fries, but does it change your life in any way, shape or form???
stine @ slappy at one point: WE WERE ROOTING FOR YOU WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS
slappy: i really wanna teach yoga and zen and overall centerness but i also really like to kill and sTAB PEOPLE ON THE WEEKENDS.
slappy: y’know, there’s something very intricate and, uh, artistic, about sLAMMING your face into the concrete, y’know-? but, uhm, maybe that's just me.
slappy: it’s been years since my brother was run over by a steamroller
wally: QUIT TELLIN’ EVERYONE I’M DEAD-
slappy: sometimes,,, i can still hear his voice,,,,,,,
so uhm i made a thing
https://youtu.be/QH7tPqS2cZk
it’s 1 am and i changed my art style yet again
please someone stop me this is getting out of hand
but at least i drew his hair pretty after 5 frickin years
k bye
please draw schlappy in some Huge Jorts
here ya go
@burningcollectionsandwich here it i s
hi. could u please draw tv slappy for me? he's my favorite,,, (btw i really love ur art its really gUd and i wish i had ur talent)
omg of course!!! you're so sweet 💚 and shush you have talent, too-
I absolutely love this
I find it so flipping funny how everyone faints, including slappy, when ever they say slappys name
sorry about that bad quality, I couldn’t find the episode with good quality, oh well
this is on a show called ‘best time ever with neil Patrick harris’, I think its episode 5 (honestly go watch it, its cool)
i haven't drawn this little pinocchio boy in SO LONG
i’m in and out of the fandom and i really don’t wanna ditch it completely, i’ll never let it go lol
i can’t anyways, it kinda saved my life
but that’s another story for another day
it’s real slappy hours
Movie!Slappy: The Flag of Japan but it's actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain
Tv!Slappy: oh shit i just peed on my towel accidentally better turn this into clout
Movie!Slappy: it was a WATER STAIN i had an ICE PACK and it LEAKED onto the towel I DIDN'T FUCKING PEE ON IT
Book!Slappy: you peed on it
Book!Slappy: you peed on it didn't you lil piss boy
Movie!Slappy: I DIDN'T PISS I DIDN'T!!!! I'M NOT A LITTLE PEEPEE BOY!!! I'M NOT!!!!
haven't drawn slappy in 5 evers, so here ya go
okay but this isn't accurate there actually is no nsfw of the dummy’s dummy and it makes me happy
i’m not original
everyone shut the fuck up, slappy is bi-romantic and asexual and nobody can change my mind
i honestly don't know anymore?? don't mind me in the corner JDKSBD
BRO IM HERE TO SIMP IM IN LOOOOOVE
Can you DIE?...
slappy lgbtq+ icons! 🏳️🌈