Shrimp Shramp Shrump - Tumblr Posts

wholesomehobbit
6 years ago
Animated image of a peacock mantis shrimp moving its large eyes around on its stalks, almost like a bug would. Text on screen reads, “Shrimp! Shramp! Shrump!”.
Animated image of a red and white-striped Pacific cleaner shrimp moving along on a rock wall and then on a moray eel. Text on screen reads, “You’re as cuddly as an otter, you’re so cute you make me squeal! Cleaner shriiiiiimp!”
Animated image of a transparent deep-sea shrimp with bright red organs swimming with its long white antennae against a dark backdrop of the deep sea. Text on screen reads, “Your brain is full of ganglia, you’ve got organs that are red. Deep-sea shriiiiiimp!”
Animated image of skeleton shrimp standing tall with their praying mantis-like arms and bending over. Text on screen reads, “You have all of the decorum of a pugilistic reprobate, Skeleton shriiiiimp!”
Animated image of a peacock mantis shrimp moving its large eyes around on its stalks, then cleaning off its antennae with its front appendages. Text on screen reads, “Your eyes move around on stalks, and your punch is full of THUMP! Mantis shriiiiimp!”
Animated image of a transparent female barrel shrimp contantly beating her legs while swimming and rotating her barrel - a clear, hollowed-out salp that carries a dozen or so of her hatchlings. Text on screen reads, “Your cradle’s a hollowed out salp – it’s just the perfect spot, Barrel shriiiiimp!”
Animated image of a bioluminescent cloud of bright blue light emanating and dissipating almost like smoke. Text on screen reads, “You’re a luminous up-chucker, and a living armored truck, mysid shriiiiimp!”

Shrimp. Shramp. Shrump!

Shellebrate the wonderful world of shrimp (and their shrimp-like friends) with this playful parody of “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch”. We promise by the end, you’ll want to hug a deep-sea shrimp, squeal about cleaner shrimp, and be fascinated by mysid shrimp!

If you weren’t shrimpressed before, we’re sea-rtain this song will krilly change your tune!

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wholesome monterey bay aquarium shrimp shramp shrump dont be a nasty blasty grump we tried calling jessica shrimpson and miley cyprid to sing for us but we think we krilled it should we start an acaprellid group? music funny
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