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of course that wouldn't slip past him. of course he'd hear it! she remembers the topic had come up once and how baffled he was that she never swears. c'mon, everyone does it, had been his words, but it just wasn't agatha's thing. she doesn't care at all when other people do it, she just doesn't like doing it herself.
agatha groans again. she looks away, frowning, her brows furrowing, feeling more upset with herself than him. her arms cross over her chest and she turns away. " ...y-yes, i-i swore. " she mumbles. there's a pause, then her eyes narrow and she turns her head to stare up at cash. " i-if th-this was your way of— o-of g-getting me t-to swear, i'm— " what? what could agatha do? her eyes narrow more, just slightly. " i-i'm n-not baking your favorite cookies f-for a whole month. f-for two months! "

oh.
oh. his. god.
it happened.
brows kiss forehead as cash turns on his heel to stare at her. there's amazement mixed with sheer disbelief. did i hear that right? she said fucking. she said fuck. she actually swore. she can swear. holy shit. holy shit? holy shit.
“holy shit.” there it is. “you fuckin' swore!” and there's the finger pointing at her. “you actually fuckin' swore! holy shit! you said the fuck word! you swore! you! swore!”