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Heehee~ It’s me! How cool is this?! I’m sure The Purple Menace will be a wonderful weapon on the battlefield, @sasori-anon ! 💜

Behold!

Another masterpiece completed. This one I am especially proud of.

Inspiration struck me early this morning, right after @deidara-anon woke me with his insufferable screeching. Apparently I am not allowed to have scorpions in our appartment...

Anyway...a recent muse of mine has crossed my mind, once I was able to find a moment of silence to work. The idea came to me then!

A new puppet. A new concept.

Delicate and small, difficult to hit, due to its agility. And - a perfect weapon. It shall be called "The purple Menace" and it will be equipped with my latest creation of poison. Deadly in more ways than one.

A piece of art! Ever fair and beautiful and never rotting. Eternal magnificence.

*eyes glimmer*

A worthy piece to add to my collection.

*I hold my face with one hand and tap my cheek in thought before locking eyes with Sasori’s light brown ones*

Perfect, huh? I’ve never fully considered the meaning of that word until you just said it. Do you think that us- humans, I mean… Can never be perfect?

I think I understand your definition of perfection, but would you like to know mine?

Sasori~ I know you said that you were working on your projects, but I feel bad for upsetting you by saying you had a soft side. Can I help you with your projects to make up for it? *pouts* I may not be as artistic as you, but I’ll do my best!💜

*looks up from his desk, stopping mid surgery*

You want to help me? hn...

Well..can you stomach open corpses? *musters her with a tilted head and without blinking*

Wouldn't want you passing out between all these sharp tools of mine

Heheh~ I don’t plan on changing your mind, Sasori. We’re different and that’s okay!

You see… My idea of perfection is living the life you want to live. For example, mine would be falling in love, getting married, having children and growing old with my husband. Kinda typical, right?

But that’s the thing: My definition of perfection is just pure happiness. No matter what that happiness may look like to someone else. Perfection is in the eye of the beholder~ Does that make sense to you, Sasori?

Sasori~ I know you said that you were working on your projects, but I feel bad for upsetting you by saying you had a soft side. Can I help you with your projects to make up for it? *pouts* I may not be as artistic as you, but I’ll do my best!💜

*looks up from his desk, stopping mid surgery*

You want to help me? hn...

Well..can you stomach open corpses? *musters her with a tilted head and without blinking*

Wouldn't want you passing out between all these sharp tools of mine

*giggles* I think you’re right about that. I do wish that I could see your gentle smile more often, though~

Types of Sasori smiles. 😊💭 Headcanons below 👇

Confident- Most likely to show up. If it’s a battle he believes he can win, this smug smile comes out. Or if he's talking down to others. Can potentially be very aggravating for people on the other end of it.

Unhinged- Uncommon, but when he does display this grin it's for the briefest of moments or when he goes all out. Sometimes if he's been pissed off enough (or having too much fun) then he might get here.

Gentle- Once every millennium. So rare. Especially as a puppet, it comes along as like a little twitch. Might occur when he's amused. Or when someone isn't looking directly at him. If someone does get a good look at it, beware, he will deny it.

All of these vary in occurrence when he's human of course. (More thoughts on that one day.) 🙃

*she grins proudly as he examines the box*

You’re welcome! I had no use for it, so I thought… Who could benefit from having something like this? Ah- Sori!

*Izumi giggles and traces the paintings on top of the box*

And, of course… I put some art on it. Eternal art, just as you like it~ The true definition of art, right?

Hey, Sasori. Here… I… Made you a little gift. *holds out a purple box with both hands and grins up at him* I found this old wooden box hidden inside my bedroom, so I sanded it back, painted it purple and added some adorable paintings on there~ I thought it would be the perfect size for your smaller parts that go rolling off of your desk. I hope you like it~

*visibly suprised*

You...made something..for me?

*takes it and has a curious look at it. Her elegant drawings are all over the box. She filled each shape perfectly and each of them is something special*

That...thank you.

*can't help it the corners of his mouth are tipping up*

*how incredibly thoughtful of her. She really noticed that he was struggling with this*

The smaller pieces do roll off all the time...

*a crimson blush paints her cheeks as Sasori’s lips plant a feather-light kiss to her skin*

Heehee~ I-I’m just glad that you like it and that it will be useful for you. Oh! I almost forgot…

*she hands him a small vile of colourless liquid and giggles softly* The gentleman I bought this from was shocked when I asked for strychnine, but I told him it was for an important project~

Hey, Sasori. Here… I… Made you a little gift. *holds out a purple box with both hands and grins up at him* I found this old wooden box hidden inside my bedroom, so I sanded it back, painted it purple and added some adorable paintings on there~ I thought it would be the perfect size for your smaller parts that go rolling off of your desk. I hope you like it~

*visibly suprised*

You...made something..for me?

*takes it and has a curious look at it. Her elegant drawings are all over the box. She filled each shape perfectly and each of them is something special*

That...thank you.

*can't help it the corners of his mouth are tipping up*

*how incredibly thoughtful of her. She really noticed that he was struggling with this*

The smaller pieces do roll off all the time...

*her midnight orbs sparkle in delight and she nods, eager to learn more*

Yes, please! My Father always protected me as a kid, so I know that he’ll protect you, too~

Hey, Sasori. Here… I… Made you a little gift. *holds out a purple box with both hands and grins up at him* I found this old wooden box hidden inside my bedroom, so I sanded it back, painted it purple and added some adorable paintings on there~ I thought it would be the perfect size for your smaller parts that go rolling off of your desk. I hope you like it~

*visibly suprised*

You...made something..for me?

*takes it and has a curious look at it. Her elegant drawings are all over the box. She filled each shape perfectly and each of them is something special*

That...thank you.

*can't help it the corners of his mouth are tipping up*

*how incredibly thoughtful of her. She really noticed that he was struggling with this*

The smaller pieces do roll off all the time...

@sasori-anon So cute~

You are, Sori~ So adorable! *heart eyes*

@sasori-anon So cute~

Alright, well… If it’s going to come to a fight… I’ll stand with you.

Why are you so small, Sasori san?

I'm not small💢

Also, I tranformed when I was 15 and have obviously stopped growing since.

*grabs Sasori’s arm and gently strokes it*

You’re no one’s sidekick, Sori. This person is not worth getting upset over, okay? Listen to my voice and take a breath~

Why are you so small, Sasori san?

I'm not small💢

Also, I tranformed when I was 15 and have obviously stopped growing since.

@sasori-anon Who’s this? I see Deidara has returned, but who is this with him? And WHY are they telling you to back off? The only one who needs to back off is THEM. *narrows her eyes*

Hello Sasori, I have a question for you. Is it possible to make a shark puppet? Might sound stupid, but I'm really curious.

*On the outside, he was calm, but on the inside, he was eager to hear the answer*

//btw thank you for the ask you sent me, I had to do more research before answering right away! I was impressed with it! Have a lovely day, mod🦈//

*scoffs*

There is nothing I can't create. I'm a puppet master, remember?

Not that I see whatever a shark puppet would be useful for. Since it would be made of wood, it would take a big amount of extra baggage to even submerse it in water. Which would make it slow in movement and leaves less room for gadgets.

And handling chakra strings is also fairly impossible in the water.

So...yes, I could create a shark puppet. But it would be useless.

((Lmao I also received one of these. Really makes ya think, I love it. Have a good day too <3))

*sighs and leans into him* Fiiine. I trust your judgement, Sori~

Hello Sasori, I have a question for you. Is it possible to make a shark puppet? Might sound stupid, but I'm really curious.

*On the outside, he was calm, but on the inside, he was eager to hear the answer*

//btw thank you for the ask you sent me, I had to do more research before answering right away! I was impressed with it! Have a lovely day, mod🦈//

*scoffs*

There is nothing I can't create. I'm a puppet master, remember?

Not that I see whatever a shark puppet would be useful for. Since it would be made of wood, it would take a big amount of extra baggage to even submerse it in water. Which would make it slow in movement and leaves less room for gadgets.

And handling chakra strings is also fairly impossible in the water.

So...yes, I could create a shark puppet. But it would be useless.

((Lmao I also received one of these. Really makes ya think, I love it. Have a good day too <3))

Purrr~ Hehe~ You’re so adorable, Sori~!

[x]

@mackzsblog @sasori-anon Hm? What’s going on? I thought I heard my name?

Oh! You’re Sasori’s new assistant, right? I’m Izumi Uchiha, Sasori’s girlfriend! It’s nice to officially meet you~

Can I use your poison, Sensei?

No.

You're not ready yet.

Hi, Mackenzie! I love your name~ Oh, @sasori-anon , would you take it easy on your assistant? I can’t wait to see your first puppet, Mackz!

Can I use your poison, Sensei?

No.

You're not ready yet.

@mackzsblog The only way you could disappoint him is by not doing your best. Art is all about being passionate, and I can see that you’re very passionate about puppets~

Can I use your poison, Sensei?

No.

You're not ready yet.

Sori, my love… I wish I could’ve met your parents, just as I wish you could’ve met my Father. Your Dad was a handsome man and your Mom… Beautiful~ I’m so thankful that they brought you into this world~

💜💔💜

@sasori-anon Mhm~! She’s a beautiful person inside and out, just like someone else I know~ *blows him a kiss*

@ask-miyako-oc 💜

Sasori-san! It's nice to see you! 🥰

...is it?

Who are you?

@mackzsblog Awww~ My handsome man! That’s quite sneaky, Mackz.. We should think of some pranks to do together!😂

@sasori-rp My love, my darling, your student absolutely adores you, as do I~ You seem to be trying to sleep… Do you watch me when I sleep? After not doing it for long periods of time, I can understand how little mortal things such as sleeping, could pique your interest~

Shhhhh, don't let Sensei know, but I made this photo of him when he returned from the Mission the other day. @izumi-uchiha-rp, I thought you might be interested in seeing this ^^