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some self indulgent stuff after my midterms🥹

some self indulgent stuff after my midterms🥹

Jason Todd

Red hood fan art

What is it with homoeroticly shaving your best friend's beard????

Never heard of this trope before but now everywhere i go there's gays shaving each others facial hair

Jason is me

Jason, winding down from a half hour rant: So, yeah, I have strong opinions about chocolate pudding.

Roy, tired: I know you have strong opinions about chocolate pudding Jaybird, you have strong opinions about everything. I just asked if you wanted some.

Jason is still me

Jason: I can’t go, I’ve used up all of my energy for today

Roy: We literally just woke up???

Roy: All you did was say good morning

Jason: Unbelievable! That’s the thanks I get for participating in human interaction

Damian, a teen: Richard, this is my boyfriend Jonathan.

Dick: aw it's nice to hear you two got together, hey Damian could you get my phone?

Damian: sure *leaves*

Dick: listen closely okay, break his heart I'll kill you, hit him I'll kill you, do anything to harm him and your dead, understand?

Jon, scared: y-yes sir!

Damian: here's your phone Richard, please don't take pictures...

Dick: sorry my sweet little Dami but I must so stand together!

Damian: tt... Why are you shaking beloved?

Jon: nothing! I'm just cold ha...

Damian: but you-

Dick: okay you two lovebirds have a good day I'll be back later I have a few things to do!

Jon: so that happened to me, what about you guys?

Kon: same.

Roy: he threatened to take my balls and make me eat them.

Wally: I had to worry about Alfred... He really does that?

All 3 of them: yep.

Wally: ... What's he's going to do when our kids start dating—

Roy: I don't know but I want to be there when it happens.