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chapter 24 "Tag Part II: Brotherhood" writing progress update no context
Whoops! Finger slipped, killed my own brother! XD🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I cannot with the way Atsushi says bruh in the Wan😭
Generating Incorrect Quotes For The Hunting Dogs Pt.2💀
Teruko: *sees Tecchou and Jouno together* Teruko: They're cute. I would put them on a boat. Tachihara: You mean... you ship them? ---------------------------------------------------- Tecchou: How did none of you hear what I just said?! Teruko: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Tachihara: I got distracted halfway through. Jouno: Ignoring you was a conscious decision. ---------------------------------------------------- Tachihara: You're smiling. What happened? Jouno: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it? Teruko: Tecchou tripped and fell down the stairs today. ----------------------------------------------------Jouno: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container. Tecchou: The cow?? Jouno: What? Tachihara: Tecchou, W H Y? ---------------------------------------------------- Teruko: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie- Tachihara: Eyy, homie! Tecchou: But then there's cootie... Jouno: Die. ----------------------------------------------------Tecchou: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems. Tachihara: Weight loss? Drink water. Teruko: Clear skin? Drink water. Jouno: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.
Incorrect Quotes ADA Style Pt.1🤪
Yosano: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Ranpo will and will not eat. Dazai: Grass? Yes! Yosano: Moss? Yes!! Dazai: Leaves? Ohh, yes! Yosano: Shoelaces? Strange but true! Dazai: Worms? Sometimes! Yosano: Rocks? Usually nah. Dazai: Twigs? Usually! Yosano: Kunikida's cooking? Inconclusive! Atsushi: How did you… test this? Yosano: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it. Atsushi: ... I don’t know how to feel about this. Kunikida: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT? ---------------------------------------------------- Kunikida: You're a lying piece of shit! Ranpo: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! Dazai: I'm leaving and I'm taking Atsushi with me! Yosano, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today. ---------------------------------------------------- Atsushi: *visiting the ADA* Hello, I just came to- Atsushi: *sees Kunikida shoving Dazai into the washing machine while Ranpo records and Yosano watches* Atsushi: *retreating* Something suddenly came up. ---------------------------------------------------- Yosano: Good morning. Atsushi: Good morning. Kunikida: Good morning. Dazai: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. Ranpo: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!
Incorrect Quotes ADA Style Pt.2🤪
Kunikida: What do you do when someone offers you drugs? Dazai: Take them! Ranpo: Punch them in the neck! Atsushi: Say thank you! Yosano: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance! Kunikida: … Kunikida: No. ---------------------------------------------------- Atsushi: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Yosano: Several traffic violations. Dazai: Three counts of resisting arrest. Kunikida: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Ranpo: Also, that’s not our car. ---------------------------------------------------- Atsushi: Where’s Dazai? Ranpo: Doing stuff. Atsushi: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Kunikida? Ranpo: Trying to stop Dazai from doing the stuff. Atsushi: And Yosano? Ranpo: Trying to stop Kunikida from stopping Dazai from doing the stuff. Atsushi: I see. And what are you doing here, Ranpo? Ranpo: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Yosano from stopping Kunikida from stopping Dazai from doing the stuff. ---------------------------------------------------- Ranpo: Time for plan F. Yosano: Don’t you mean plan B? Ranpo: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Kunikida: What about plan D? Ranpo: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Atsushi: What about plan E? Ranpo: I’m hoping not to use it. Dazai dies in plan E. Dazai: I like plan E. ---------------------------------------------------- Kunikida: Now I can't have food! Atsushi: You can eat a rock. Yosano: Air. Ranpo: The fabric of time and space. Dazai: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems. Kunikida: You guys are not helpful. ---------------------------------------------------- Dazai: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff. Atsushi: I witnessed the dumb stuff. Yosano: I recorded the dumb stuff. Ranpo: I joined you in the dumb stuff. Kunikida: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
Decay Of Angles Incorrect Quotes🤓
Fyodor: Pfft, you should meet Nikolai, they're such a tsundere. Sigma: They... they just stabbed you. Fyodor: So cute. ---------------------------------------------------- *playing twister* Sigma: Right hand red. Nikolai: *ends up on top of Fyodor* Fyodor: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you? Sigma: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice. ---------------------------------------------------- Nikolai: Why would you do that? Sigma: Because I feel guilty. Fyodor: Guilt is a trick emotion. It’s put there by your parents to stop you from doing things that feel good. ---------------------------------------------------- Nikolai: Any advice before Fyodor and I fight? Sigma: Don’t wet yourself in public. Nikolai: Not the kind of advice I was looking for! ---------------------------------------------------- Nikolai & Fyodor: Surprise! We're having a baby! Sigma: What?! Nikolai & Fyodor: *pull out adoption papers* It's you! ---------------------------------------------------- Sigma: And now for a gay update with Nikolai and Fyodor. Nikolai: Getting gayer. Sigma: Thank you, Nikolai. ---------------------------------------------------- Nikolai: When Fyodor was born, the gods said, "They're too perfect for this world." Sigma: Please. When they were born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."
Soukoku Incorrect Quotes🤡
Chuuya, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume? Dazai: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle* Dazai: Dazai: It's perfume. ---------------------------------------------------- Dazai: This date is boring! Chuuya: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Dazai: Then why did you invite me? Chuuya: I didn't, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Chuuya I'll do whatever I want!" ---------------------------------------------------- Dazai: The greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from a all you can eat pizza buffet. Chuuya: Why’d you get banned? Dazai: Touched the rat. Chuuya: … What rat? Dazai: Fyodor Dostoevsky. ---------------------------------------------------- Chuuya: Dazai... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Dazai: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Chuuya: Chuuya: I wrote sanitize, Dazai. ---------------------------------------------------- Dazai: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this. Chuuya: Maybe we would, if you would STOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!! ---------------------------------------------------- Chuuya: *Gives a bouquet to Dazai* Dazai: You know I'm allergic. Chuuya: That's the point. ---------------------------------------------------- Dazai: Is this mistletoe? Chuuya: Uh, no, no, that is basil. Dazai: Too bad cause if it was mistletoe I was gonna kiss you. Chuuya: Yeah, no, it’s still basil. ----------------------------------------------------
I'm alive -TheSwordThatStabbedJouno
i am losing my fucking mind
I- I needed this today-
Puking and shitting