Rofl - Tumblr Posts
This is Ronnie Corbett, a giant of UK TV Comedy for over fifty years. He was five foot one. Height isn't everything ๐๐
i gained like. an inch and half of height. not a lot but it's better than being just under 5'3 forever
Invite sent ๐
If no one's got me Pokemon Go has got me can I get a fuckin amen
"This member of the scorpionfish family has 13 venomous spines along its back, used to defend itself. These spines are connected with a clear, film-like membrane. These fish are slow-moving and peaceful, but can be dangerous. They have a habit of resting in places hidden from light such as under a rock or a piece of coral. All lionfish are immune to each other's venom."
FISH QUIZZZZ!!! FISH QUIZZZ!!!! TAKE IT!!!
quiz made: june 2024
Slightly obsessed with his hands...
I've been watching Voltaire's Gothic Homemaking YouTube channel (seriously its great go check it out if you haven't already) and a few observations I've made:
-DAD JOKES. I mean I already knew he loved em but GODS he loves em. Especially the dirty ones. (Thr Black Caulk bit... omgf lol...)
-He has such delicate hands! (They make me think thoughts...)
-Holy crap my bedroom is bigger than the main room of his apartment! I knew nyc apartments were small but damn! (Iir, he said it's 10x11, not including the bathroom or kitchen)
With all due respect, what the fuck are you wearing, sir? ๐ ๐
nobody: ...
me: THIS IS MY TYPE!
Voltaire tumblr let me in please I offer this picture of pirate Voltaire
This is still so fucking hilarious ๐๐
anybody else obsessed by this? ๐
Me too Voltaire, me too
silly little bunny man is happy today
you'll look epic ๐
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didn't finish my cc cosplay im time so I've shopped together a tail out of one of those dumb devil tail whips from spirit and i got a black Pitchfork
me, twenty seconds into the stream: Why is this making me want to watch Spongebob real bad??
THIRSTY THURSDAYS WITH VOLTAIRE IN 20 OR SO MINUTES!!!!
"the other one" Rik fucking Mayall
one day I will figure out what the deal is with this fucking haircut ๐
